Anon in ponestickle prison

>Be Anon
>Be in prison
>Why? Because the phrase "Aint nothin but mammals" is very offensive
>How offensive?
>Apparently offensive enough to cause the Princesses to flip their collective shit on you. Stupid horses with their sun and moon beams.
>...which didn't work. So they then resorted to bringing out the Elements of Harmony to rain Rainbow Love Beams lvl. 3 on your ass
>That didn't work for them either. You didn't really notice any of this going on. You kinda just thought they were doing this sick light show for you, as thanks for your amazing looks and power.
>They decided to bring out the big guns finally. Discord.
>And that's how you wound up in Ponestickle Prison.
>Stupid Discord knowing your weakness.
>Stupid sexy [spoiler]no[/spoiler]hooves.
>So yea. Be anon
>Day 1: Ponestickle Prison
>Toughest prison in Horseopolis.

>"NEXT!" a shrill voice says through the speaker
>You walk towards the window. A mare with a dark brown mane, a cute lil' guards cap, and mane done up in a ponytail stands behind the glass
>"Alright, you are Anonymous, correct?"
"Yes, yes I am" You say to the pretty horse
>"Okay" She pushes a button, and the double doors next to the office open with a loud *bzzzz* "Go on through, adn the warden will see you on the otherside"
You make your way through the doors, and are confronted by
>"HELLO INMATE ANONYMOUS! i AM THE WARDEN! WARDEN WARDEN PUDDING CUP!"
>You wince at the loud, obnoxious yelling, but she fails to take notice
>"I TRULY HOPE YOU HAVE FUN IN HERE AND LEARN TO BECOME A BETTER PO- APE CREATURE! BETTER TO SERVE OUR GLORIOUS LEADERS IN OUR BEAUTIFUL LAND!"
"Uhhh.... yea, I'm only in here over a misunderstanding you know..."
>"OH DEAR! THAT SHALL NOT DO! i'M SORRY FOR THE TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING!"
wut
"wut?"
>"IT WAS A MISTAKE YOU SAY? YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN PRISON? I WILL FIX THAT RIGHT AWAY!" The warden turns to a speaker on the wall, pressing a button
>"COMMANDER COOKIES!"
>You hear a yelp, followed by a thump coming from the other side of the wall
>"Y-yes warden?" You hear cookies mumble through the speaker in pain
>"PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR AND LET THIS ANONYMOUS OUT! IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE, AND HE SHOULDNT BE HERE!"
>"B-but warden?! I-"
>"GOOD COOKIES! WELL, IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU ANONYMOUS! GOODBYE!"
"wait what i dont even!" you stutter as the warden shoves you back out of the prison
>"GOODBYE THANKS FOR VISITNG!" she shouts as she waves, as you walk back down the street
"I-I am so confused...."

>Be the warden
>You walk up to Cookies counter
"WHAT A NICE COLT!"
>"yea.... nice."

>Be Master Escape Artist Anon
>Be walking down the street
>Be very confused