Deadmeat Chronicles: The Start of the Herd

>You are a maroon fluffy unicorn with a light green mane.
>You have got back from your morning run and see your hidey hole bush shaking.
>”Dis nice pwace, fwuffy wike dis.”
>”Nummies awound, fwuffy happy.”
>”Yay! Fwuffy fin home!”
>”Wook! Beddie awea aweady hewe!”
>You run into your hidey hole, “Dis Deadmeat pwace! Go way!”
>Three fluffies turn and see you, one shrieks in terror and sprays shit all over your bedding.
>One puffs up, “Nuu! Fwuffy fin pwace! Dis-“
>You turn and buck the fluffy out of your bush.
>The other two run, “Ahhh! Munsta fwuffy gowing get us!”
>You run out yelling after them, “Yoo make bad poopies! Deadmeat gif owchies!”
>They fall to the ground covering their heads with their hooves.
>The offending fluffy shits again.
>”Nuuuu! Fwuffy sowwy! Nuu hewt fwuffy!”
>You run up and start to stomp its ribs, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Make poopies on Deadmeat sweepy pwace!”
>It starts to sob, “Fwuffy sowwy! Wahhhh! Pwease nuu mo hewt! Wahhh!”
>When you feel you have given enough sorries you walk back to your bush.
>”Deadmeat no sweep hewe, nuu smeww pwetty!” You huff.
>The scared fluffies jump up, “Fwuffy make bad poopies go way. Nuu mo hewties.”
>They run into your hidey hole.
>”Nuu taste pwetty..”
>”Shhh, make munsta fwuffy happy! Nuu mo hewties!”
>After a few moments they come back out with poop staining the fluff around their mouths.
>”Fwuffy cwean up bad poopies.” They fall to the ground and crawl out of your way.
>You walk back into your hidey hole and see that they ate up the offending poop, and some of your bedding.
>You step back out, the two fluffies are still lying on the ground shaking.
>The third has come around, you see boo boo juice on its lips.
>”Yoo meanie fwuffy!” He starts to shake his hoof at you but then gets a good look at your face.
>”Ahhh! Munsta fwuffy!”
>One of his companions jumps on him, “Nuuu! Quiet, munsta fwuffy gif big owchies.”
>”Deadmeat nuu munsta!” you stamp your feet.
>Two of the fluffies shit themselves this time.
>”Dis Deadmeat awea, yoo go way…” you turn to go back in your hidey hole.
>”But fwuffy haf no pwace to go!”
>”Fwuffy wike dis pwace…”
>”Nummies hewe, pwease wet fwuffy stay!”
>One of the fluffies jumps up, “Fwuffy get nummies fo munsta fwuffy! Munsta wet fwuffy stay!”
>You stare as the three fluffies run off.
>You ignore the fluffies and pull more leaves down for your little nest.
>After you get your hidey hole back in order you step back out.
>It’s time to start looking for food.
>You start to wonder toward the center of the park.
>You are tackled from behind.
>”Yay! New fwen pway!”, you start feeling soft pads of fluffy hooves rub your ribs.
>”Hee hee…Tee hee hee hee hee!” you can’t help but to laugh at the tickle attack.
>”Yay! New fwen fo Wosebewwey!” she lays down across your back.
>”Why fwuffy tickle Deadmeat?” You turn and look at your tickler.
>She sees your face and jumps off, “Ahhh! Munsta fwuffy!”
>She starts to run off, “Deadmeat nuu munsta yoo meanie!” you shout after her.
>You stomp in frustration feeling your torn ear and glancing up at your changed horn.
>”Ahhhh! Waahhhh!!”
>You look seeing the red earth fluffy with the blue purple mane running back.
>”Dey gowing get Wosebewwy! Wosebewwy onwy wan pway. Wahhh!”
>You see four large earth fluffies chasing after her.
>You face them all, “Go way! Dis Deadmeat pwace!”
>Roseberry keeps running past you as the four earth fluffies stop and look at you.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo munsta fwuffy! You go way!”
>You run up and stab the spouting fluffy in his shoulder.
>”Owies owies owies!” He shouts jumping back.
>One of his friends looks at him, “Whaa!? Fwen haf boo boo juice! Gif huggies!”
>All his friends start to hug their hurt companion.
>”Deadmeat say go way!”
>The four earth fluffies look at you and start shaking, “Munsta fwuffy gif big owchies!”
>”Pwease no hewt fwuffy, fwuffy gud fwuffy…”
>One turns and flees, “Wahhhh, nuu hewt fwuffy! Wahhh!”
>The other three turn and run, the one you stabbed showing a noticeable limp now.
>You give a satisfied sniff and turn back to look for nummies.
>You see Roseberry on her belly not too far away shaking and looking at you.
>”Why fwuffy still hewe?” You ask her.
>”Yoo stwong fwuffy… you saf Wosebewwy…”, she says staring at you.
>”Deadmeat pwotect Deadmeat pwace.” You say looking around for another threat.
>Roseberry crawls toward you, “Yoo nice fo munsta fwuffy.”
>You stomp at her, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
>She shrinks away from you. “Nuu hewt! Wosebewwy gud fwuffy!”
>You take a step back, “Why fwuffies afwaid Deadmeat?”
>You hear movement and turn to look at it.
>The three fluffies that ran off are returning, they are all carrying things in their mouths.
>They drop their items before you, you see a limb with lots of leaves, some orange peels and a banana peel.
>”See, gud fwuffies bwing nummies!” They all fall back down on their bellies.
>You sniff the food to see if any poop smell is on them, they smell clean.
>You eat some of the banana peel.
>”Pwease wet fwuffy stay!” One begs.
>”Bwing munsta fwuffy nummies aww de time!”
>You look at the three cowering fluffies.
>You finish the food they brought. It was pretty good.
>You think it might be worthwhile to have other fluffies around to do stuff for you.
>”Yoo stay, but dis Deadmeat hidey hole.”
>You look around and see another bush nearby, “Yoo fwuffy stay dat hidey hole.”
>They look over at the bush and gaze in awe, “Fwuffy no see dat pwace… you smawty munsta.”
>They break into a small dance, “Munsta smawty wet fwuffy stay! Fwuffy happy!”
>Roseberry never moves watching you.
>”Why yoo stiww hewe!?” You snap at her.
>”Wosebewwy wan stay too… yoo stwong fwuffy… keep Wosebewwy safe…”
>You think for a bit and decide, “Yoo stay too, but dis Deadmeat awea!”
>She stands up smiling, “Yay! Wosebewwy haf smawty!”
>She runs up and hugs you, “Tank yoo munsta smawty!”
>She jumps back, “Wosebewwy wan pway! Wha we pway?”
>The three fluffies just stare blankly, “Fwuffy no know.”
>After a bit you say, “Pway wun awound.”
>All fluffies jump happily, “Yay! Fwuffy pway wun awound!”
>They then look at you, “How pway wun awound?”
>You stare at them a bit, “Yoo wun awound. Wun near fwuffy den wun near udder fwuffy.”
>”Yay! Pway wun awound!”
>All the fluffies start running randomly laughing and giggling., “Dis fun! Fwuffy wike wun awound!”
>You look around before you join them.
>In the distance you see Snuggle Wuggle watching you with 5 large earth fluffies behind her.
>She is staring unsmiling at you.
>You shrug it off and start running with your new formed herd.