Cave Story 100% route script (abridged)

First Cave:
	-any% route (grab polar star and heart tank)
Mimiga Village 1:
	-Mimic any% (get silver locket, chase down toroko, skip Balrog 1. SPLIT)
Mimiga Village 2:
	-Head to Cemetery
Cemetery 1:
	-Grab Arthur's Key, leave (just like any%), head to Egg Corridor
Egg Corridor 1:
	-Get Polar Start to lvl2 as fast as possible. Then head to Igor fight. Do not grab missiles along the way (makes RNG more favorable to Polar Star lvl3, which is fastest for Igor fight). Do not detour for any Heart Tank.
	-Beat Igor, SPLIT, then talk to Sue.
Egg Corridor 2:
	-Head back to Arthur's house. On your way back, get both Heart Tanks in Egg Corridor and get Missile Launcher.
Mimiga Village 4:
	-Talk to Sue, then head back to teleporter. Teleport to Grasstown
Grasstown:
	-Get Fireball. Talk to Chako and get her Lipstick by sleeping with her.
	Get Heart Tank next to big jelly, get first Jelly Juice, head to Santa's place and get Charcoal. Get Second Jelly Juice, then Chako Skip.
	Get Rusty Key, check the door next to Kazuma, then beat Balrog2.SPLIT
Grasstown 2:
	-Get both missile expansions. Get gum Key. Get Heart Tank at Execution Chamber. Then defeat Balfrog. SPLIT
Grasstown 3:
	-Return to MALCO and get Bomb. Free Kazuma, head back to Arthur's house. On the way there, get 3rd Jelly Juice.
Arthur's House:
	-Trigger cutscene, then head to Sand Zone
Sand Zone:
	-Climb up, then defeat Curly. SPLIT. Then trade Polar Start for Machine Gun. Talk to the colon at the left, get into Curly's room, get her Panties, and take the Puppy.
Sand Zone 2:
	-Head to Omega. Take the Heart Tank on your way there. If in Cave Story + Switch, get the puppy on your way there. Beat Omega, SPLIT.
Sand Zone 3:
	Head back and open the path blocked by the stones. Get the Puppy and the Heart Tank hidden next to the destroyable blocks. Talk to Jenka, commence puppy quest!