Portions in {{{Curly Braces}}} are spoken, not sung.
Writers note: Some of these lines have to be sung pretty fast, so it is advised for you to only attempt this if you're able to nail fast lyrics.

{{{ Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To discuss this thing called "vidya" }}}

{{{ Electric thing, vidya
No, literally, it's electric and that's a mighty fun time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The normieworld }}}

{{{ A world of never ending misery
You can always feel futility, day or night }}}

{{{ So when you load up that game on in your Library
You know the one, Mr. "Rescue the princess from the evil kingdom"
Instead of thinking about saving that princess
Think about who you really are }}}

{{{ Cause in vidya
Things are much easier than in the normieworld
In these realms
You're the grand master }}}

{{{ And if the real world out there tries to bring you down
Launch Steam (Buy a Humble Bundle!) }}}

Woo!

If you don't like
The world you're living in
Load up that game
And play it all day

You see I hooked up my Xbox
For some quick Halo
I picked up the Game
Popped it in the tray
(Kill-streak, Kill-streak), C'mon let's go!

Are we gonna let the real world out there bring us down?
Oh, no lets go!

Let's go play, /v/
Let's play games
Let's look for the secret easter eggs
Until we go back to the job, let's go!

We're all excited
It's that time of day
Pop the thing in
We're all gonna play

And when we do (When we do)
We'll play till four (We'll play till four)
You better play now
Before the sun comes up and shines in through your door

Tell me, are we gonna let that real world outside bring us down?
Oh, no lets go!

Let's go play, /v/
Play those games
Look for those nice secret easter eggs
Until that job needs us back there, let's go!

C'mon anons
Let's play games!
Yeah
(Play games!)

Let's go play!

Are we gonna let our real lives out there bring us down?
Oh, no let's play!
Go (Go play)

I said let's go play (go play)
Let's go (Let's go!)
Go (Let's go!)

Mr. Save that lousy ol' princess
Will make everything better
Pills and chills and shills will thrill
Hang tight princess

He's comin'
He's comin'
Comin'

Take her away!