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- (11:24:49 PM) Derek Chow: whadup babe
- (11:24:55 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: im good, hon
- (11:24:57 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: how was your day
- (11:24:59 PM) Derek Chow: ok good
- (11:25:00 PM) Derek Chow: bye
- (11:25:23 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: ROFL
- (11:25:24 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: ROFL
- (11:25:27 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: WOW
- (11:25:37 PM) Derek Chow: what
- (11:25:43 PM) Derek Chow: that's how a real exchange in the house would be
- (11:27:13 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: ROFL
- (11:27:15 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: OH GOD
- (11:27:19 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: maybe its good you arent a homosexual
- (11:27:25 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: if we got together
- (11:27:26 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: and it was like that
- (11:27:28 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: id like
- (11:27:35 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: become an alcoholic suburban house wife
- (11:28:46 PM) Derek Chow: red wine everyday?
- (11:29:14 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: white wine
- (11:29:18 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: red wine is for happy days and celebrations
- (11:29:24 PM) Derek Chow: http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ym2t7gVu1qc073co1_400.gif
- (11:29:24 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: id be drinking sauvignon blanc
- (11:29:28 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: because i hate sauvignon blanc
- (11:29:33 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: but id be like
- (11:29:34 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: in the kitchen
- (11:29:36 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: standing
- (11:29:40 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: next to our granite coutnertops
- (11:29:43 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: drinking by myself
- (11:29:49 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: silently resenting you for ignoring me
- (11:29:52 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: while you watch netflix
- (11:29:55 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: in the bedroom
- (11:30:15 PM) Derek Chow: but then
- (11:30:17 PM) Derek Chow: i call you over
- (11:30:18 PM) Derek Chow: 'HON'
- (11:30:39 PM) Derek Chow: and while the sound tracks amps up in my science documentary
- (11:30:48 PM) Derek Chow: probably coinciding with a fucking super nova or something
- (11:30:53 PM) Derek Chow: i shove you against the wall
- (11:30:57 PM) Derek Chow: OKAY let's stop right now..
- (11:30:58 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: ROFL
- (11:31:00 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: I WAS LIKE
- (11:31:02 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: HOW FAR IS HE GONNA GO
- (11:31:03 PM) roglo1989@gmail.com/78BB8919: LOLOLOL
- (11:31:44 PM) Derek Chow: can we just buy a home in portland together and elope
- (11:31:47 PM) Derek Chow: all will be well
- (11:31:58 PM) Derek Chow: strip clubs and voodoo donuts eeryday
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