Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- >Day Freeballing in Equestria.
- >The bright sun above shines down onto your glorious tanned form as you do your morning exercises.
- "One, two, three, work that shit, work it."
- >Bending at the waist, you alternate reaching each hand down to it's opposite foot before rising and repeating the action.
- >You can feel the cool breeze rolling over your sweaty body with each movement you take, as the soft beams of light illuminate your visage.
- >It's like Celestia and the wind itself are gently kissing your nuts.
- >Damnit this is refreshing.
- "Fuck yeah, you hear that, bro? That's the sound of how sexy I am in dynamic stereo."
- >It may actually be the sound of your balls slapping against your thighs.
- >Truly, nude is the way to go, these pones have the right idea.
- "Twist, twist, twi-"
- >A feeling of hot breath washes over your bare ass as you bend, causing you to freeze in place.
- >Grimacing in disgust, you slowly turn to see Fluttershy with her muzzle nearly rubbing against your taint.
- >"H-hello..."
- >She inhales so deeply that she's probably staining the back of her throat brown.
- >"Anon..."
- >This dirty bitch.
- "Fluttershy... What the hell is wrong with you?"
- >Raising back to your full height, you shake your head and remind yourself not to let her breathe on you for the rest of the day.
- >"N-nothing... That's not nice, mister. I'm just enjoying your alluring s-scent."
- >Or ever again, if that's the kind of scent she finds enjoyable.
- >As a matter of fact, you think you'll just work on a way to prevent her from breathing at all anymore.
- "Ass is ass, go huff some other dudes."
- >"Oh, but no... Ass... Is as nice as yours..."
- >She pauses with a blush at the word ass, having learned from you that it was a human swear.
- >Because that's far more embarrassing than sniffing someones A-hole in public.
- >Heading back inside for a shower, you see her follow you out of the corner of your eye.
- "Oi."
- >She glances around as if looking for who you were talking to, before pointing a hoof to her chest.
- >"M-me?"
- >Who else would blatantly enter another persons home without permission, numbnuts?
- "...Yes, you. Why are you in my house?"
- >Smiling up at you with a tilted head, she answers simply as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
- >"I uhm... L-like your house."
- >...
- >Yeah, it's a pretty sweet house, a total bro pad.
- "Alright, fair enough. Sit your ass down and don't touch anything. If I catch you peeking in while I'm showering, I'll drop kick you through the window."
- >Have to stay modest, after all.
- >"Are you sure you don't need any h-hel-"
- "And then I'll follow you outside and teabag your unconscious body."
- >A confused look greets you for your efforts, they probably don't have that here.
- >"W-what kind of tea...?"
- >If they did, she'd probably like it.
- >Leaving her to stew in her thoughts of why you would put teabags on unconscious body, you make your way to the bathroom for a quick rinse.
- >Saving an immense amount of time by not having to disrobe, you step under the shower head.
- >Seriously, you could probably start up a charity drive, or open an orphanage with all the time you save by being constantly naked.
- >You'll probably just use it to masturbate later.
- >Not to dicks, bro, that'd be totally gay, you love the bagina.
- "Billy Jean is not my lover~ She's just a girl, who says that IIII am the one, but the kiiid is not my son..."
- >As the hot water cascades over you, the door is violently thrown open, causing you to shriek like a nancy and cover yourself with the shower curtain.
- >"WHERE IS THAT H-HUSSY!? YOU'RE MY M-MANifthat'salrightwithyou..."
- >Staring blankly for almost a full minute, the sound of flowing water is the only noise to be heard.
- >Beginning your trek into town to visit the library, you leave Fluttershy lying on the ground outside of your house covered in glass.
- >No, you don't teabag her, that would be cruel.
- >But you do make a mental note to pick up some cardboard to cover the gaping hole in your window.
- >The breeze ruffles your chest hair as you walk, but at the same time causes you to shrink in on yourself down there.
- "Fuck you, it's chilly, it doesn't always look like that."
- >You aren't sure who you're being so defensive towards.
- >Though a glance to the side at a slightly disturbed looking Roseluck gives you your answer.
- "Shut the fuck up, Roseluck."
- >Her ears lower as she looks around worriedly.
- >"I-I didn't say anyt-"
- "STOP OBJECTIFYING ME"
- >With a squeal she runs off, abandoning her stand.
- >These pones, man, no work ethic.
- >Continuing on your way, you catch sight of Snowflake making muscle poses in the middle of the road.
- >Fuck yes, this is what you live for.
- >Running up to him, you flex and pose along side the roided out pegasus.
- >"YEAAAH!!!"
- "YEAAAH!!!"
- >"YEAAAH"
- "YEAAAH!!!"
- >The stream of passerbys simply walk around you and continue on their way.
- >It's nothing out of the ordinary, your tightly clenched ass muscles and pecs are a day to day thing in this village.
- >Finally having had enough, you break from your last pose and hold out a fist to Snow.
- "Hey, bro. Them gains are lookin good, the tiny wings really put that shit into perspective."
- >Returning the gesture, he fist bumps you while blushing for some reason.
- >Probably just warm, even though it's totally chilly outside, bro.
- >Your dick's just cold, that's all.
- >"Y-you too... Hey bro, you want to head into that alley there for a quick brojob?"
- >What the fuck did he just fucking say to you?
- "No I don't want a fucking blowjob, what're you, a faggot?"
- >Looking at him in in pure disgust, he seems offended for a moment before a look of realization crosses his features.
- >"No dude, not a blowjob, that'd be totally gay. A, brojob. Just helpin a bro out, ya know?"
- >Oh.
- "Oh yeah man, just thought you turned fruity on me for a second, shit."
- >He chuckles as you both begin to head towards the alley in question.
- >"Heh, no way, bro. I love the bagina."
- "Baginas are the best."
- >20 seconds later sees you feeling a bit lighter as the two of you are walking back out of the alley.
- >Most guys spend a good 10-20 minutes just getting their cumbersome pants off, but you streamlined that shit.
- >That's just the way you live your life, hard, fast, and nude.
- "Thanks for the brojob, bro."
- >Walking off into opposite directions, he waves a hoof back at you.
- >"Any time, bro."
- >What a bro.
- >After finding a bathroom to sink wash your junk, you continue on towards the library.
- >You like looking up dirty words in the dictionary there, like bagina.
- >The pones avoid you like the plague as you walk, the result of one to many crotch to face collisions.
- >It's not your fault that they're at the perfect height to behold your glory.
- >That's just evolution, nature wanted them to be at eye level with the goods you're packing.
- >Kicking open the door to the library as you usually do to announce your presence, you hear a pained sigh from within.
- >"Anonymous, will you PLEASE stop doing that?"
- >Heh, why?
- "It's not like this is a private residence, I'm not as bad as Fluttershy."
- >The purple alicorn sits inside demurely reading some science junk as always, with hoof to face in annoyance at your antics.
- "Hell, at least I use the door."
- >As you say this, you direct a wry smirk at Rainbow Dash who's laying across the floor and reading what is more than likely Daring Doo.
- >"Hey! I don't do it on purpose, that window is just a magnet for awesome!"
- >Snickering as you walk towards the crash prone pegasus, you sit cross legged on the floor beside her.
- >There are chairs available, but something about the grains of a hardwood floor on your ass is just the best.
- >"So shall I fetch the dictionary as usual Anonymous...?"
- >She knows what's up.
- "Yuuup, think I'll check out labia today."
- >The sound of small feet coming down the stairs alerts you to Spikes' presence as Rainbow bites a hoof trying not to laugh.
- >"What's a labia?"
- >The dictionary is launched at your face before you can respond, silencing you with it's weight.
- >"N-nothing that you need to worry about!"
- >The pegasus at your side bursts into earnest laughter as you recover and sit back up.
- >Laying the book across your lap, you begin to flip through it quickly to the L's.
- >"Anonymous... Please use this, I found a hair stuck to the cover last time..."
- >Levitating a cloth over to you, she cringes at the thought before returning to her reading.
- "Yeah, yeah. And you instantly assume it was me? You're all covered in it, but it had to be pubes..."
- >After lifting the book and laying the cloth across your crotch, you continue doing gods work.
- >Heh, labia.
- >Catching the eye of your Rainbro, you both grin as you silently wave Spike over.
- >He notices and shiftily glances around before walking towards you stealthily.
- >Almost reaching you, Twilight lifts her head from her book once more in some kind of freaky pervert seeking ESP.
- >"ANONYMOUS!"
- "Fucking fine, mom..."
- >Spike gets a huffy look as he grabs the book from you, but it is quickly levitated out of his reach.
- >"Darn it, Twilight! I want to know!"
- >As he leaps with all he's got in an effort to reach the answer, the door slams open once more.
- >"There you are, I have been looking simply everywhere for you!"
- >Fuck.
- >Rarity trots through the door levitating several outfits that look to be in your shape, judging from the Adonis like cuts.
- >She absolutely lost her shit when you refused to allow her to make clothes for you, and she's been harassing you about it ever since.
- >You need to bail.
- >"Rarity, what's a labia?"
- >She freezes in her tracks with wide eyes at the question from the baby dragon.
- >"I... Excuse me...?"
- "No one expects the divine cloth of penis benediction!"
- >Launching from your seated position as she's distracted by the kids borderline sexual harassment, you throw your crotch rag over her head before booking it through the door.
- >"Ew. EW EW EWWWW! YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!"
- >It didn't buy you as much time as you'd hoped, but you got a decent head start.
- "NO FUCK YOU, I'M NAKED AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!"
- >Pones gasp in what is most likely shock and reverence as you sprint through the street with your junk flopping in the wind.
- >Or it would be if it weren't so fucking cold, you're just chilly, bro.
- "SHUT THE FUCK UP ROSELUCK, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!"
- >The mare that looks like she'd just calmed her crying bursts into fresh tears as she runs back into the house she had exited the moment before.
- "HAH, SUCK ON THIS RARA!"
- >Ripping a heinous protein fueled fart as you run, you glance back to see it hovering in the air like a noxious cloud mine.
- >"I WILL SEE YOU WEARING MY FABULOUS DESIGN ONE WA-aaaugh..."
- >As soon as she steps through it, she drops like a marionette with it's strings cut, tumbling to a stop to lie unmoving in the dirt, possibly dead.
- >Laughing over your shoulder as you run on, you don't notice the wide eyed filly in front of you until it's too late.
- "AHAHAHohfuck"
- >Tripping into a mass of furry limbs and glorious bronze skin, you feel a warm sensation around your member.
- "Faaack..."
- >Once your eyes stop spinning and you get your bearings back, you look down to see a visibly terrified Applebloom with your dick in her mouth.
- "...So. You want to get some breakfast or something?"
- >She bites you.
- >"Anonymous the human, we, the pones of Poneville, charge you with unlawful and deviant sexual contact with a foal. How do you plea?"
- >Looking around the courtroom in a panic, you lock gazes with the traumatized eyes of the yellow filly.
- "Don't do this to me, man... Tell them it was just a brojob, COME ON MAN!"
- >Her family wraps her in an embrace as she begins to cry, shooting you accusatory looks.
- >"Guards, please have him escorted to the dungeons."
- >You can't survive in there, you're too pretty.
- "SHE WAS JUST BEING A GOOD BRO, BROS BROW BROS ALL THE TIME!"
- >As the guards drag you from the room screaming wildly about brojobs, you finally come to regret your nudist lifestyle.
- >It was a day that you should have worn pants.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement