MEMORABLE SKYPECHAT QUOTES

Proof my ass is a religion:

Mr. Always: I worship Katt's ass
Katt: Yup. Totally worthy of worship right here.
The Immortal Meme: hot damn katt
The Immortal Meme: The Immortal Meme paps Katt's fine bootay
Katt: Katt feels like a goddess
The Immortal Meme: ohhh katt oh
Mr. Always paps the holy rump
The Immortal Meme: What about the holy boobs
The Immortal Meme: can we lovingly caress I mean worship those as well
Overnightfuture: kassism
Overnightfuture: the worship of katts ass
Overnightfuture: but now that it is organised in some sense I will not partake
The Immortal Meme: Silvy would you like to join the cult of Kattism
The Immortal Meme: and worship the holiest of butts
Silvy: does it come with free cake
The Immortal Meme: maybe
Mr. Always: Anyone who doesn't believe
Mr. Always: Is a Kattheist
The Immortal Meme: no
The Immortal Meme: just an infidel
Overnightfuture: I'm a theist
Overnightfuture: I belive there is a holy butt
Overnightfuture: just not sure which one
Teslamagnetic Retardation: Wouldn't it technically be
Teslamagnetic Retardation: instead of Kattism
Teslamagnetic Retardation: Kattholicism
The Immortal Meme: Katt o holic ism
Mr. Always: Kattechismus
Mr. Always: The Kattmunion wafer
The Immortal Meme: Kattocalypse
[Mr. Always: "Drink this wine, it is my butt"

[4:33:07 AM] Dudemaster47: KATT ITS A GODDAMNED FLAGPOLE IM P SURE THATS NOT HEALTHY TO BE TAKING IT UP THE POOPER
[4:35:40 AM] Dudemaster47: i mean jesus katt
[4:35:45 AM] Dudemaster47: how does she even WALK
[4:36:01 AM] •Silvdexter•: im convinced she just scoots around on her ass like a dog
[4:36:30 AM] •Silvdexter•: all you hear is the scrape of metal against concrete
[4:36:34 AM] The☠Necromancer: I dunno whose more of a scarecrow
[4:36:36 AM] Dudemaster47: look up
[4:36:40 AM] The☠Necromancer: Semoce or miss,poleupherass
[4:36:42 AM] Dudemaster47: see a flagpole just
[4:36:47 AM] Dudemaster47: scooting along
[4:36:51 AM] Dudemaster47: look a little further up
[4:36:54 AM] Dudemaster47: oh its shelia

The Immortal Meme: Katt infects people with lesbians
The Immortal Meme: you can quote me on that

[6:12:48 PM] icclo: welcome back little angel
[6:12:54 PM] icclo: how was your trip to heaven?
[6:12:55 PM] icclo: uwu
[6:13:01 PM] icclo: did you look into the mirror?
[6:13:09 PM] icclo: because the view is great from there

Agent K: psst dilbu
Agent K: i posteded aren't u proud
Silby gasps like a surprised parent
Silby: yes kattily i am very proud of u
Silby takes ur post
Silby puts it on fridge

Katt: I think I'm going to sprite Shelia with her hair down.
Overlard: Oh my
Blank: So improper
The Immortal Meme: what a whore

Cliff Racer: it's like a weird hentai LET'S CUM TOGETHER KATT-SENSEI-SENPAI-CHAN
Katt: YES CLIFF-KUN
Katt: WATCH OUT FOR THE TENTACLE MONSTER
Cliff Racer: OH NO NYAH~~~~~~
Katt: -nosebleed-
Mr_19: what
Mr_19: the
Mr_19: fuck
Cliff Racer: >semoce walks in on geyith and sauria roleplaying.avi

Skvira: I could see some smilarities between you and vriska
Katt: We're both evil, dominating bitches
Skvira: Yuuup
Skvira: However
Skvira: you have a really sweet side
Mr_19: i bet you have one. but its scared
Mr_19: and beaten
Mr_19: and probably in a cage

Teslamagnetic Integration: >Hey Ublich feel like fucking with that stupid indigo?
Mr_19: which one?
Mr_19: sharma?
The Immortal Meme: no, Mirzam
The Immortal Meme: no shit
Katt: honk HEY lowbLOOD i RESemBLE that HONK
Teslamagnetic Integration: 『Poor Chuckles doesn't even realize he insulted himself!』
Mr_19: [|:| Not sure if mirzam. Let us see if this liver fits into place.

The Immortal Meme HUGS KATT 6EVR
Mr_19: pfft 6
Mr_19: I do things 8ever~~~~~~~~
The Immortal Meme hugs Katt 9EVR
Mr_19: 9 is tooo try hard
Teslamagnetic Integration hugs ∞ever
Mr_19: tesla
Mr_19: that kills people
Katt: Is that Jason doing something sideways?
Mr_19: I brought this joke before my panal of experts in the PCJ think tank
Mr_19: we've decided this joke was funny
Katt: Katt happy crying
Katt: Katt waves hands emotionally
Katt: I'd like to thank the academy...
aimlessMastermind continues switching the contents of award envelopes

Skvira: Iapetus will fuck anything
Skvira: Even iffy
Iffy: ^ yep
Iffy: wait
Iffy: no bad timing NO

Xomb: What are the requirements of Kattolicism?
Xomb: Please tell me it involves peanut butter, a squeegee, a bear trap, a purple thong, and a giraffe.
Xomb: That sounds like my kind of religion right there.

Silvy: she a straight up g
Overlard: I read that as ate a straight up g
Overlard: lenora you're not supposed to eat the alphabet
Overlard: this episode not brought to you by the letter g cuz lenora fucking ate it

Katt: there's this commercial that keeps saying "these are not bootyshorts" and all i can think is gaveyo trying to squeeze into kap's shorts
Hawktopus: "good luck with that asshol¬"
Overlard: "You know I think I should hav# thought this through b#for# trying."
Mei: hot
Overlard: all the ladies want his booty
Blank: and some men
Katt: his booty wants the ladies~
Silvy: someone should buy me cute yugioh figures
Yoss: Ask Santa
Blank: Dear santa i would like gaveyo's booty
Blank: ho ho ho
Overlard: "Damn it santa I can't just GIV# you my booty"
Overlard: "You gotta #ARN it"

Katt: My friend Katy keeps sending me pictures of guys she does forgetting that I'm only attracted to guys when they have long hair, cute faces, and are submitting to me. I'm amused.
Katt: Gomen that was tmi
Blank: pfff
Blank: Out of all the things you say, that was tmi?

Blank: <3 looks like a pair of ball sacks

Hayden: ok you know Rotana
Neo: Yeah?
Hayden: dude I was roleplaying her with somebody on tumblr
Neo: Oh dang
Hayden: AND THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS AND I QUOTE "the nicest seadweller you've ever known. Maybe they're not so bad."
Yani: O_o
Neo: Either they are blinded by the boner goggles
Neo: Or she's just VERY good at acting nice
Hayden: hahah
Hayden: No she was doing her overly sweet "oh you poor lowblood come here and let Rotana take care of you" act
Neo: Ah I see
•Solver•: lenora got scared of lenora when she did that :')
•Solver•: wow
•Solver•: rotana
•Solver•: not lenora.
Hayden: im laughin
•Solver•: lenora is not terrified of lenora.
Hayden: are you sure
•Solver•: no

Non sense: I think I've never seen Zradny in the cafe before.
Non sense: Also I nearly typed Zachdny
Non sense: I blame Katt.
Non sense: It's like a bad ship name.
Neo: It is too
Hayden: oh god they would be terrible together too
Neo: Wouldn't Zachar be terrible with anyone tho
Non sense: Don't diss Zachar. He's a strong independent tinhat who don't need no aliens.