fixMicrosoft() // NOCHINSES FIX

function fixMicrosoft($text) {
    // NOCHINSES FIX
    return $text;
    // First, replace UTF-8 characters.
    $text = str_replace(
        array("\xe2\x80\x98", "\xe2\x80\x99", "\xe2\x80\x9c", "\xe2\x80\x9d",
              "\xe2\x80\x93", "\xe2\x80\x94", "\xe2\x80\xa6"),
        array("'", "'", '"', '"', '-', '--', '...'),
        $text);
    // Next, replace their Windows-1252 equivalents.
    $text = str_replace(
        array(chr(145), chr(146), chr(147), chr(148), chr(150), chr(151), chr(133)),
        array("'", "'", '"', '"', '-', '--', '...'),
        $text);
    return $text;
}