invisible anon 3

>You are anonymous
>and you are invisible
>it's been a great couple of days
>you got to screw with purple smart
>scare the hell out of rarity
>give a whole class of second graders and nightmares
>it was only really your sixth day here
>yet you are busy working overtime
>but that's neither here nor there
>right now you're with twilight getting ready to take a trip to canterlot
>you're about to meet sunbutt
>you sure if you should be happy or some other emotion
>but you decide to go along with it because what's the worst that can happen pastel pony land
>twilights all packed for daytrip
>and you walk out the door
>and you're greeted by something you didn't expect to see
>the five other girls are out there waiting for you
>rainbow dash packing nothing but a piece of paper
>Fluttershy practicing the stuff herself in her suitcase
>apple bottom with some flyers for sweet apple acres
>pinkie with... Is that a fucking wedding cake
“somebody get married?”
>Everybody looks towards pinkie's cake right then
>she smiles and says “no this is just my snack for the train ride silly”
>seriously she packed the fucking wedding cake and she's calling me silly
>whatever pinkie's got a pink
>but rarity, Jesus Christ rarity
>if you didn't know better you'd say she's moving to canterlot
>they can't see you but it's like she can feel you looking at her as she picks just that moment to tell you
>“anon darling can you help me with my bags”
>fuck you
>seriously that's the first thing that pops into your head
>the second being rarity can you help me get my Dick wet
>you don't say either of those but you remember seeing something in the back of twilights house
“sure thing rarity”
>and you walk back inside
>they don't notice until the door opens thinking that you're actually going to help her by lifting them
>you come out about two minutes later
>you have a cart
>and you have a harness built for pony
>rarity doesn't quite understand what the hell you're doing until you strapped a harness to her
>you then proceed to load up the car with the banks
>“what do you think you're doing ruffian”
>not that they can see you but your smirking a bit
“do you honestly think I'm a lift all that shit, you packing you carry it, I'm traveling light if you could see me I'm wearing no clothing right now”
>of course you are wearing clothing right now but they don't know that
>and the only two that understand the significance of your kind being naked are rarity in twilight
>twilight because she asking you told her with a detailed drawing of the human body
>and rarity because...
>Well let's just say she gets a little touchy-feely with her magic
>you can't exactly blame her your invisible
>she doesn't do it to anyone else so
>yeah
>I guess the right word for his rarity kind molested you on your second day here
>it's been a little awkward between the two of you ever sense
>but you can get by
>you left it off
>she got embarrassed
>and she understands that you basically just want to have fun
>but she knows why it's important to be naked and that's the point here
>“what... Why the hell would you do that” twilight berates you
>very just sits there embarrassed, while twilight starts to run in side to get some clothing
>you're a man with the plan
>you hid all your clothing
>show go in there and OCD over everything
>you left one sock
>you have your ticket
>you have everything you take them with you canterlot
>and you took so much time 'getting ready' because of twilights OCD and you happening to screw with >her a bit that no matter what happens the only way you can get to the train right now is if you ran the >whole way
>you silently leave
>the five of them still think you're there
>just before you're about to break out running you should true twilights screaming anon “where the hell are your close”
>you hold it in for while but you got to laugh
>they have no idea where the hell you are
>you're getting to the train station
>and your going to be in a canterlot alone
>and the six of them have no idea
>this is been a be fun
>you get to the station
>you do everything you have to with the ticket
>you might be invisible but you're not enough of an ass hole to basically steal if you don't have to
>you get on board
>just as you see the rest of the girls catching up
>the train starts going
>you stick your head out the window
>twilights too far away to blink in the train
>she also follows the rules too closely to do that because it's against the rules
and you yell “a city, invisible, alone, I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong”
>still close enough you can see twilight eyes go wide
>you just gave her a panic attack
>dammit this is going to be fun
>you close the window and decide to try and get a bit of sleep
>before your fully asleep though, you get a hoof to the arm
“ahh, dammit, what the fuc...” You let that train of thought trail off
>standing before you right now is rainbow dash
>squint eyed
>she looks pissed
“how to hell did you find me?”
>“The depression”
>ah, your invisible, not weightless, have to remember that
>“anything to say for yourself?”
“Are you alone”
>“none of the other girls could catch up”
“so, me and you, to people who like pranks, one of whose invisible, and the other who somewhat knows their way around canterlot, without little miss OCD or prissy pants to get in our way...”
>You pause there
>look in her eyes went from one of squinty
>two that of a look that's in the child's eyes when they first lay their eyes on a videogame console that >they got for Christmas
>she starts the smile
>you've been smiling the whole time
>and you both saying unison
>“this is going to be awesome”
“this is going to be awesome”