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- You continue writing on the floor.
- "I'm part of a covenant with the Dark Sun Gwyndolin, God of the Darkmoon Blades. I am
- sent to the worlds of others to deal justice to those who would violate the sanctity of
- his inner sanctum and sanctuary of his sister etc etc"
- >"???"
- Shrug
- "I run around killing people because they pissed my boss off."
- >Ohhhhhhhhhhh.I see.
- >Then she realizes exactly what that means: You're in her world to kill someone off.
- >THEN THOU HAST INVADED MINE PRIVATE CHAMBERS TO DO BATTLE AGAINST OUR PERSON?! ON
- GUARD, FOUL PHANTASM! I SHALL SEND THEE BACK FROM WHENST THOU CAME!!!
- >O shit.
- >You pull out your trusty Darkmoon Talisman.
- >Luna begins charging her horn.
- Cast great magic barrier.
- >Luna fires just as you finish casting. Whew.
- 10dmg
- >She starts just casting shit tons of stuff. This shit's waaaay too op.
- >Time to use your own hax.
- >You pull out your Dark Silver Shield and StormRuler because fuck Lordran, their shit
- sucks.
- >You put on your thief's ring for good measure.
- >And a Dark wood grain ring.
- >You flip away, out of her range, and disappear from sight thanks to your trusty Thief's
- ring.
- >WHERE ART THOU?! SHOW THYSELF! ONLY A COWARD WILL NOT FACE HIS OPPONENT!
- >You've dealt with too many gank crews to believe that.
- >You flip right up to her face and hold Stormruler's jagged edge between the two of you.
- >Her eyes narrow.
- >And she uses Wrath of the Gods on you.
- >You hit her at least.
- >Dammit, that fucking hurt.
- >You did get her splayed out on the floor.
- >She almost one-shot you with it too.
- >But she looks extremely funny like that.
- >At least you landed on the bed.
- >The bed.
- >...
- >She can't see you on her bed since you're out of range.
- >You're not sure what you're going to do, but laying in her bed sounds like you should
- be pulling something really dirty right now.
- >As soon as you think about it, you switch to your message soapstone.
- >But what should you write?
- >Amazing chest ahead?
- >Need beanpole?
- >Beware fatty?
- >DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH ME! I AM NOT A PRINCESS TO BE TRIFLED WITH!!!
- >Oh, that's exactly what you're about to do...
- >You hurridly write it out and flip silently away as she see's the glowing script on her
- sheets.
- Need Sticky White Stuff.
- >Luna pops off another Godsplosion in purest rage.
- >THOU HAST SOILED MY BEDSHEETS WITH THY INFERNAL SCRIPT!!! THOU SHALT PAY THY DUES!!!
- >You write another message on the floor and flip away.
- >Luna immediately jumps over and explodes.
- >Whew, close one.
- >But you've got something even funnier in mind...
- The guilty pay the price... with interest d^.^d
- >Yes, you did write the emote too.
- >If you weren't a Darkmoon, you'd probably be the biggest sinner in the entire book.
- >You equip the dark hand and stealthily creep behind herroyalty's derrier.
- >My, it is a rather impressive derrier, to be sure.
- >That will only make the next part even more hilarious.
- >You drop a head carving.
- I'M SOOOOOORRRRRY.
- >Luna whirls around, right as your glowing hand darts towards her.
- >You whiff!
- >You're stuck in the animation frames as she grins maliciously.
- >Noooooooo, that would have been too funny!
- >She aims a shot at your face.
- >Paralyzer. Damn cheaters, using Demons Souls spells.
- >Guess she's gonna stick her tongue into my poor, paralyzed body and suck out my life
- force.
- >She summons a cage above your head which crashes down around you.
- >HAH, I WIN, STRANGE ASSASIN!!! DO YOU ADMIT DEFEAT?
- > She steps close to the bars.
- >Very close.
- >ADMIT DEFEAT! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY CAGE! IT IS MADE FROM AN ANCIENT SPELL BEYOND THE
- MEANS OF ANY MAGIC TO BREAK OR ESCAPE!
- >You pull out your dark hand again.
- >You grin in anticipation.
- >You pull your hand back and let it start to glow.
- >HAH! GIVE IT UP! WHAT? WILL YOU SLAP MY CAGE AND MAGICALLY BE RE-!
- >The hitbox of this thing was just big enough.
- >Your hand connects. Barely.
- >The physics of the magic cage, the physics of Luna and the phsics of Dark Souls all
- clash in unison at the event.
- >You begin the animation, tenderly drawing her closer while she struggles within your
- grasp.
- >Your body begins to phase through the cage as your physics and Luna's physics begin to
- one-up the cage's magic.
- >Buuuuuuuuuut the super-powerful, mega-ancient magic of the spell kicks in and puts the
- two of you inside the cage together.
- >The moment is tender.
- >Somehow she's bent backwards, but not awkwardly.
- >You gently stroke her cheek with your left hand.
- >You lean in ever closer.
- >Her eyes widen in horror at what you're about to do. Apparently her royal voice has
- left her.
- >You say the only thing your phantasmic lips can say:
- Welcome to Dark Souls.
- >Then you kiss.
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