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- Recording: http://picosong.com/4arF/
- Saucy Mike: Ah, Golly what a night. Another graveyard shift successfully pulled off. And yet another night of surviving the saucy acts of the girls. Now just to finally unwind, kick my shoes off and get some slee-, er, what the heck is this? Who opened my door?!
- AceBonnie: Hey Mike! Miiike~!
- Saucy Mike: What the? what are you doing in my apartment?! & what in Roosevelt's preserved bone collection are you wearing?
- AceBonnie: I-I'm a kitten! I'm a little kitty kat Mike!
- Saucy Mike: Well aside from the anatomical fallacy of that statement, i can definitely see you trying to resemble a house hold cat.
- AceBonnie: *Giggles* Why don't you come pet me Mike~?
- Saucy Mike: I-I-I Beg your pardon?
- AceBonnie: Rawr~ come pet your kitty.
- Saucy Mike: I'm afraid i must decline, seeing as i don't own a house cat.
- AceBonnie: B-B-But Mike!
- Saucy Mike: And I know just how much of a ruse master you animatronics tend to be so-
- AceBonnie: [Sounding sad] But I'm just a little kitty Mike~! I just wanna be petted!
- Saucy Mike: I ain't falling for that malarkey bon-[Opens closet door] Jiminy Cricket!
- [Penguin NekoBonnie pops out of the closet, posing cutely for Mike]
- PengBonnie: Nyaaaa~ Mikey~ Come pet the kitty.
- Saucy Mike: How in the heck are there two of you?!
- AceBonnie: That's a good question, but i'm too captivated by the pretty kitty!
- PengBonnie: The feelings mutual, you adorable little kitty cat~
- AceBonnie: *Giggles cutely while meowing*
- Saucy Mike: Aw gee whiz..
- PengBonnie: Now pet the pretty pussy Mikey~ *Purrs while nuzzling him*
- Saucy Mike: Cheesus crust! This is gettin outta hand now!
- AceBonnie: No fair i wanna nuzzle too! *Tries to nuzzle Saucy Mike alongside PengBonnie*
- Saucy Mike: OK ok ok, clearly I'm suffering from some type of hallucinatory nightmare. One or two many graveyard shifts have officially warped my grasp on reality.
- AceBonnie: But Mike!
- PengBonnie: This isn't a dream baby~
- Saucy Mike: Yes it is! Yes it is! This is allll one big hallucination, and i just need to get some sleep. Yup! just some slee-
- [Opens his bedroom door to see ReiBonnie laid out on his bed, also dressed like a kitten.]
- Saucy Mike: Good gravy.
- ReiBonnie: *purrs* Welcome home Michael~
- Saucy Mike: How can there be different models of you?!
- AceBonnie: Because Mike~!
- PengBonnie: It's all about joy~
- ReiBonnie: And creating it~
- Saucy Mike: Not this cryptic metaphor crap again...
- ReiBonnie: Now Mike, lets just relax and maybe play with some pussy~?
- Saucy Mike: Okay now you are just trying to make that word suggestive! And no!
- AceBonnie: Kitten pile on Mike!
- ReiBonnie: [Giggles in a naughty way] oh goody~!
- Saucy Mike: Wait what?!
- PengBonnie: NYAAAH~! *Tackles Mike*
- Saucy Mike: Oy!
- PengBonnie: Well, Well, Well...looks like the cat, has caught a mouse
- ReiBonnie: Oh Boy~
- AceBonnie: [Super excited] hehe yay!
- Saucy Mike: Bonnie...er...Bonnie's please wait, your looking at me with strange looks.
- PengBonnie: Shhh~ Relax baby, nothings gonna happen to you...besides.
- [AceBon & ReiBon giggle even more]
- PengBonnie: Cat's have a tendancy to play with their food~
- ReiBonnie: D-Does that mean we get to play with Mikey~?
- AceBonnie: Oh gosh i hope so! I know cats usually eat Mice, but Mike is so darn cute i just wanna eat'em all up~! hehe!
- Saucy Mike: Oh Golly.
- PengBonnie: You and me both Bonnie, *licks Michael's cheek* You & me both...*Reaches for his zipper & begins to unzip*
- Saucy Mike: [The sound of giggling & meowing Bonnie's are heard] W-W-W-Wait what are you doing?! nononon stop, please that's where my dongus is!! [Cuts to static]
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