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- >be Pinkie Pie
- "No you're not"
- >baking cake in sugar cube corner.
- "But I'm at Twilight's place."
- >wait what?
- "I said I'm at Twilight's place."
- >wait you can read this?
- "If course I can silly, it's right there."
- >but but I'm telling a story about you how are yo-
- >Oh god how are you doing that?!
- >NO WAIT STOP!
- >PUT THE PEN DOWN! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
- >be noonie
- >finally in equestria like I always wanted.
- >and I'm in a super awesome suit and tie because I'm at a party my bestest best bud Pinkie Pie put together for me and everypony in town came to welcome me!
- "Please stop Pinkie."
- >Oh oh oh! And I have a biiiiiiiiiig big slice of cake with frosting and chocolate and little bits of fruit and it's the best cake ever!
- "You can't make me like this Pinkie."
- "AND THEN I SAID MAN THIS PARTY IS THE BEST. THING. EVER! I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!"
- "Okay okay! I'm having fun just please don't do that again!"
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- >okay I'm Noonie, what do I do now...
- "How did I even get here? You just plop me in the middle of a party and expect me to have fun?"
- >ssssssh Noonie! I'm trying to think!
- >Oh I know!
- >be anon
- >trying out dresses at Rarity's boutique.
- "I'm not a girl Pinkie, why would I be trying on dresses?"
- >but you look sooooooo cute in them and oh it would make Rarity so happy if she could experiment with someone shaped so differently from a pony.
- >come onnnnnnnn.
- "DON'T MAKE ME START TELLING YOU WHAT TO SA- okay fine! But nothing too girly."
- >super-duper! let me start over.
- >be anon
- >trying out dresses for Rarity in her boutique.
- >you didn't want to at first but after you saw how cute you were in the mirror with the pink ballroom gown you really got into it.
- "Oh God..."
- >"hm? Is something the matter dear?"
- "Oh um, no Rarity, just talking to myself is all."
- >"alright well you let me know if that dress is too tight darling."
- >looking at yourself in the mirror you start appreciating Rarity's craftsmanship and creativity.
- >you really like the dress but as you spin you notice something horrible!
- "Rarity does um, does... (do I really have to say this?)"
- >YES!
- "ugh. Rarity, does this dress make my butt look fat?"
- >"That's not the dress darling that's your fat ass."
- >hahahahahahaha!
- "REALLY?!"
- >Pfffft heheheheh ohwait, wait!
- >"yes darling your posterior is massive. Frankly I'm surprised you got it into the dress in the first place."
- "That doesn't even, she wouldn't even say..."
- >hahahahaha!
- "I hate you so much right now Pinkie..."
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- >okay so you storm off out the door of the boutique
- >and your rump gets caught in the doorway for a second
- >then you walk through town and to town square and meet up with ummm. With ummmm.
- "Wait am I still in this dress the whole time?"
- >Oh right! So you take off the dress-
- "Here?! In town square?!"
- >shhhh, shhhh, noony. Just sit back and let me write!
- >so your naked in town square and everypony is staring at your horn.
- "Humans don't have horns Pinkie..."
- >I know that! I just, don't want to use that other word...
- "Fine, continue, the ponies are all looking at me naked?"
- >right. And then um, ummmm
- "Wasn't I suppose to be meeting someone here?"
- >Yeah that's right! You were meeting...Twilight! Yeah Twilight shows up and she's looking at you naked.
- >"Hi anon, I see you've stopped wearing clothes. Can I take this as a sign that you're finally comfortable here in Ponyville?"
- "No it's just that, I lost my clothes because FOR SOME REASON I decided to leave Rarity's boutique without grabbing them first. Would you mind using magic to get me some clothes?"
- >"sorry anon, I'm not very good at that kind of magic, but I have some of your clothes when you first arrived back at my place."
- >you follow Twilight to her home and get dressed.
- >she offers to let you stay at her place until you stop being mad at Rarity and y-
- "Wait I was staying with Rarity?"
- >Well duh, who else would you stay with?
- "Well Twilight has a whole castle and is a princess so I just figured"
- >anyway you agree to stay with her and
- >...
- >...
- >...
- "and what? What happens next?"
- >oh sorry noony, my mouth is just tired from writing. Imma take a break!
- "No wait Pinkie don't go!"
- >...
- >...
- "Great. Now I'm stuck here alone with Twilight until Pinkie gets back. She better NOT TAKE TOO LONG!"
- >...
- "Riiiight, paper can't yell."
- >be Pinkie Pie
- >writing a story with noony.
- >sorta ran out of ideas and now hiding from the story until you think of something.
- >why didn't noony ever tell you writing was this hard?
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