Hail, Patrick *I present myself on bended knee* The next time you log back into your reddit account, UGANDAN_PUSSY_CRUSHER69, you'll notice I've bestowed you with 3 months of reddit gold and 3,500 dogecoins™. I've also created a new meme in your honor, Previously Perplexed Patrick©, which applies to scenarios where redditors find themselves in real life situations where they were once confused but are no longer. You'll find it in r/AdviceAnimals. Quite frankly, it was the least I could do. -Eugene Tilsir, High King of Sindär, Keeper of Ladros' blade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f31_UbCPq4

Talk about your all-time backfires! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sPAe3ZsSZ0

The man in the video isn't actually homeless at all, he's a regular kobold cleric at my local reddit DnD meetup in Euthoromëré (Los Angeles for non-r/LARP subscribers) and a fairly notorious gilded redditor. He smells like shit because he works at sewage treatment plant, he told us about running into you on his afternoon walk and we all had a hearty chuckle about it. We used the cash to buy some mountain dew and converted the change into dogecoins which many suggest will be the global currency in the next few years. -Eugene Tilsir, High King of Sindär, Keeper of Ladros' blade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUBTAdI7zuY

Say what you want about Bama fans, but it truly is impressive they are able to get so many of them to chant in unison when 70% of the stadium never made it past high school and most are missing a chromosome or two. I wonder if they'll have a cheer prepared for my Tigers when we crush their playoff dreams in the SECCG?  Maybe:Never got into BamaI ain't never been that smartBut I'll never leave TuscaloosaAs long as they have a Wal-Mart-Eugene Tilsir, High King of Sindär, Keeper of Ladros' blade, Missouri Alum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg4rpid9dpQ

Not too shabby, reminds me of myself just a few months ago. *I gaze longingly into the distance, as a smirk creeps ever so softly across my face* The guys over at r/TheRedPill had just reformed me into an Alpha male, and I was bedding m'ladys left & right. But it wasn't enough. I had mein eyes set on a buxom m'madam who frequented a local Gamestop I happen to have a cushy upper level management position with. I knew she loved Zelda from watching her from a distance, so I coupled the advice from my RedPill brothers & my Alpha male physique with a week of lessons on how to play an ocarina. As she came into the store the next day, I leaped onto the counter into an elvish crouching attack pose whilst I belted out the notes to The Love Song of Azūréa. Naturally she dropped her belongings and I carried her into the stockroom where I entered her atop a stack of refurbished consoles, leaving behind only my seed. Learning the ocarina and bedding a m'madam in 1 week is too unrealistic to be true, you say?Tis but a day in the life of a gilded redditor.-Eugene Tilsir, High King of Sindär, Keeper of Ladros' blade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzircVhkUjE