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  1. OT's official idiot list (version 1)
  2. OT's official idiot list (version 1)
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  4. Terminology
  5. -- you may not understand such intense and sopisticated jargon that i may use on this thread, so if you happen to have the mental capacity of a carrot, here's some definitions for you
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  7. scrub: one who does absolutely nothing but crapposts onto the forums, usually such things as "lol" constituting as their whole post. however, there are more than one ways to be perceived as a complete dingbat to the off topic community; you can also have an extremely dull, lifeless, or possibly even annoying (appealing to the inner prepubescent child inside all of us). some will also go as far as to dedicate entire threads to the ID of such thread (e.g. L2D threads), often asks or assumes that they are, in an insecure way, "cool" and "accepted" within the community, and act like a child, posting awful rebuttals to completely legitimate claims/critcisms ("you're bullying me with your truthful statements ad hominem ad hominem i'm reporting you" comes to mind here)
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  9. psuedo-scrub: one who showcases certain qualities of a scrub (usually within crapposting), but possibly has more personality than a cardboard box pissed in by a litter of kittens, or that person has at least some sense of humor and/or maturity
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  11. super scrub: the cream of the crap. the absolute worst posters on OT as of current, and show it constantly. this is an honor to acheive such status, as a fecal-matter covered trophy to hang to your shelf in your bedroom or somehting
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  13. edgy kid: one, typically under the age of ten, who thinks that in order to "fit in" with the current, older folks in the community that they should use every opportunity to harass or poke fun about macabre topics without any humor involved. crticism's one thing, but going onto a tanget of how one person should take their cyanide pills with a good gallon of alcoholic bleach makes you look like you're ten and your mother doesn't let you cuss. filterpassing is also a trait of an egdy tryharded child, unless of course you're heartstrings and therefore cool
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  15. perv: one, in similar vein to the edgy kid, is a child who believes (s)he'll fit in better with the community if he/she makes awful refrences to the adult art. these are the people that must point out whenever the L2D is 69, no matter how unfunny it is to do so. there's a stark contrast between him/her and someone that is actually humorous about the subject of physical love, however, as these people actually contribute something to the community
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  17. post count seekers: these people, just like the ones who worship the number string in the address bar, live their life on the basis of that useless statistic underneath their avatar. no, i'm not referring to your join date, you dingbat, i'm most certainly talking about post count. those who value their worth, as internet replies are worth their weight in gold, in their posts and farm them with enough DDT to commit salmon genocide in the local stream are the culprits of this felony here
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  19. attention seekers: real life is a soap opera enough to most, but a very select few cannot crave their own drama through real-life affairs. yet, they go onto the forum trying to polish their own mental trophy with a few good old-fashioned attention bait threads. these are the people who the majority of their posts consist of either glorifying themself or self-deprecating in hopes to reel in the big sympathic fish that will surely load up their self-esteem with fake, contrived compliments
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  21. these descriptors will be seen at the ends of usernames, abbreviated and tagged
  22. [pS],[SS],[edgy],[69],[pc],[as]
  23. (if nothing is listed, assume scrub)
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  25.  
  26. so, of course none of you dared reading a good two paragraphs of stuff. why in the hell would you, this is OT and you're here to waste time with your supposed internet friends
  27. without further adieu, here's the list
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  29. 12prind
  30. 67thave [SS]
  31. AceOfSpadesTv
  32. AX360 [pS]
  33. Baconite
  34. BaconSandwiches [pS]'
  35. bambamman11
  36. craignathaniel11
  37. danerocks99 [pS]
  38. danipie2
  39. emilylacee
  40. epiccat1 [pS]
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  42. firefeind1 [pS] [pc]
  43. ForumGame [pS]
  44. goldmaster784ALT
  45. GR33NTHUNDAH
  46. grayssake [pS]
  47. IDTalk [SS]
  48. janjanjnaet [pc] [as]
  49. Jeffrah
  50. Jumblebee5 [SS]
  51. juice141623
  52. lilliamgirl
  53. mariopoi [pc]
  54. MagentaDelight [pS]
  55. moristhecat
  56. Oliviajj1337
  57. penguingirl308
  58. phasmophobia
  59. Playrobot10
  60. PokemonEevee
  61. Richiesan [SS]
  62. Riku1257
  63. rockhopper418a
  64. Rockytree [pS] [edgy]
  65. ryandolan123 [pS]
  66. shadow97 [pS]
  67. smellyapple [SS] [edgy] [as]
  68. Swifttalon1 [pS]
  69. therealbetatest123 [SS] [as]
  70. tushie24
  71. widebrutus [SS]
  72.  
  73.  
  74. sonrick98
  75. colorfulbrendon
  76. britainsgottalentA51
  77. whale101
  78. brightview12
  79. mrphelps
  80. liliamgirl
  81. goshidoll
  82. phasmophobia
  83. riley
  84. sabbee
  85. cyanmare
  86. soccerman611
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