So we meet again.

We are #opBank, a division of Anonymous dedicated to bringing down the corrupt banking institutions that have kept humanity in a paralyzing stranglehold for many, many centuries. After successfully turning our entire race into a population of financial slaves, the global world elite has now gained full control over every aspect of our lives. If this downward spiral continues to go on, human life will eventually succumb. We can not tolerate this. We will not tolerate this.

Therefore, we have come to start the dismantling of this terrifying threat by directing our actions to one of the major players in the financial world: the Bank of America (BoA). A few hours ago, #opBank managed to gain access to the servers of these money moguls and we are now in possession of every single bit that BoA has ever stored on their equipment. The data we have captured ranges from full credit card details and personal information to extensive digital histories of financial transactions. In other words: yes, we now own BoA.

To emphasize this latter fact just a little bit more, our members have also been able to modify BoA's locally installed software so that it will now actually do what bankers have always neglected to do: apologize to the people. Be sorry. And give these people a well-deserved compensation for all the humiliation, violence and misery they have been forced to go through for so very long. #opBank wishes the lucky recipients a very merry christmas and a happy new year. And please make those billions count.

Payback is a bitch, especially when you happen to be one of BoA's managing directors, as #opBank will painfully prove any moment from now. While going on a sightseeing tour of BoA's internal office network, we stumbled upon some very badly protected workstations and laptops that happened to belong to people like Brian Moynihan. Brian, if your Facebook account suddenly starts spitting out personal information like - for example - your credit card details to the rest of the world, you will know who to thank. And for your convenience, we also invited all supposed 800 million Facebook users to become your very best friend, so it will be easy for them to thank you for your very kind gesture personally. You are welcome.

To those other BoA employees that use Facebook or other related social media like Twitter and just couldn't resist to access these tools at their workplace, the world thanks you too. Your accounts will also be used to spread your bosses' credit card information, as well as highly detailed reports of what #opBank would like to call some "interesting" financial transactions. Some of these will definitely shed an entirely different light on recent events in history and our governments will most certainly not be pleased. But hey, bitches seem to love payback… We just provide.

And let us be clear: the destruction of BoA is just the start. On our wondrous journey to annihilate the entire banking system we still have many exciting and fun adventures planned. The road to enlightenment will certainly not be an easy one to travel but we assure you: the vulgar display of power will end; the bankers will go down. Humanity will finally get the chance to evolve into the caring and loving beings with enormous potential that they could be. Promised.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.