Ok, first of all this is a rabbit. His EARS are ARMS nigga, his EARS are arms. Do you understand that? This nigga will beat'cho ass while folding his real arms and beat'chu with his ears. k? This nigga  can smoke some weed and beat'cho ass with EARS. k? Diggersby tho, nigga? DIGGERSBY THO????Like every team, Diggersby should be a STAPLE. Diggersby needs to be a staple on every team. Diggersby tho? Like Diggersby. Ok see this Rotom? Fighting a Rotom right now. Alright, what Diggersby would do to this would be like:

"Yo nigga, I'm so dirty, lemme open up your little wash shit and get in there and start scrubbin my ears."

"Alright, no that's fine. Ears are harmless."

And then the nigga gets close with the ears and then EARS ARE THEN THE HANDS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT WASHING MACHINE!!!! Put an out of order sign on that bitch and call it a day. Diggersby tho? DIGGERBSY THO. Ok? Diggersby tho. That's all I gotta say about it. Like, that's it, it's just Diggersby. See, everybody in this chat be tradin and friend request like:

"I've got a 5 iv Honedge, ready for trade!"

Nigga, if ain't Diggersby, nobody gives a shit. No one's gonna trade you unless it's Diggersby. Y'know? There's no shit to be talked about. Like, praise to the great Pokemon. You got yo shell smash, and yo white herb get'cho carry'on. You know what I would do if I was Diggersby? I'd Huge Power ANYHTING and that nigga is GONE. It does not matter what stats you have. Diggerby tho, nigga. Look, look now people are like:

"Can someone trade me Diggersby?"

They HAVE to use Diggersby. That is the only way to play this game. Every single game, every first Pokemon you find, like fucking sucks dick. Like, Ratatta turns into like, Raticate. You got what? Ya Hyper Fang? Furrets and Sentrets. This is the first game where Bunnelby? That nigga???? Turns into a *real* nigga.  That is like, I swear, a real nigger right there. Bunnelby. He says:

"You see my ears now, you think I'm cute. Wait 'til level 26, nigga, Imma be up in that ass. Y'know just wait, give me a minute. Better yet just give me some rare candies, nigga and keep talking yo shit. "

Your rivals will be like be beating your Bunnelby down, but I swear to God, by that 5th battle when you have that like Diggersby tho, they'll be like:

"Oh shit, what is that thing with arms, it's gonna beat my ass."

IT'S NOT FAIR. IT SHOULD BE UBER! Like, Blaziken was banned and I'm like, nigga that Blaziken is a bird with fucking  feet. That's not even a threat. Nigga, if I see Blaziken, imma slap that nigga in the face. But, Diggersby tho? DIGGERSBY THO???? This nigga has FOUR arms. Now I know what some of you are thinking, some of you are thinking:

"What about Machamp, melcakes? Why isn't that nigga being put on a pedestal?"

Because Machamp has four arms, and I guess that's cool. Mortal Combat showed us that Sheeva can have four arms too, big deal. Diggersby has EARS THAT ARE ARMS NIGGA. EARS. You see how he enters into battle? He falls onto his ears on purpose. LOOK AT HIM! Close up on his face  like:

"Yeah, nigga, Imma bout to beat that ass tho."

See, look at his face, that's not dirt, that's blood on his hands. The game didn't want you to see that. Hold on, hold on. This man said:

"Diggersby aren't that good when you look at them."

Who,,,? CWegz? That nigga must be shot. Why would you say that Diggersby is bad? Have you not heard my lecture? Do you need a recap?  Do you need to takes notes nigga? There is a test on this later today if you need to take notes.  How did thiis nigga not about Diggersby?

All I'm gonna say is; picture a little bunny rabbit. Got little hands right? Small ass hands right? But his ears are big. As soon as I saw that nigga's ears were arms tho? That's when I knew. I was like this nigga is real. This nigga is what World Star Hip Hop is made out of. This nigga is what it is about. Diggerby tho. k?

Whenever anyone talks shit about Diggersby, all you  gotta do is look at them in the eye and say:

"Diggersby tho?"

People automatically think that Diggersby is the carry, y'know. This nigga needs respect. You have to get him out and then set him up. Ot else he ain't gona' do nothin'. Diggersby is so good, he only needs a little boost. Like a Sticky Web, or like, Jesus. Diggersby will get APE.

Alright, so #Diggersbytho, let's trend that. Errybody go raise ya Diggersbies. It's the new meta.

Diggersby tho.