Bothersome Poetry, circa 2008

Some say he's very clever.
Some say he's very smart.
But one of his key problems
Is that he has no heart.

He bores us with his lectures.
He bores us with his talk.
And if we ever argue
We get barraged with chalk.

His class is really boring.
Can't help but fall asleep.
But, come time for the test, and
It now is time to weep.

Exams are purely murder.
They strip us of our pride.
His tests are so bad they make
My thoughts run suicide.

The way he treats delinquents
Can sometimes be quite vile.
His vicious words and comments
Hurt like a crocodile.

In case you haven't noticed
This teacher is Mansdorf
Our school's most hated teacher
Who looks just like a Smurf.