OCCULT SHIT

* perfectSpecimen has begun trolling charitableCalyptra
<perfectSpecimen> Hey there what's your face. Beep Boop. Remember me? Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> This time I actually plan to not be a totally asshole and make you feel really bad. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> ·•°ღ°•·  oh noooooooooooooo.  ·•°ღ°•·
<charitableCalyptra> not you again! go away!
<perfectSpecimen> How about no? Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> how about  ·•°ღ°•· yes??  ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> Or how about you stop acting like a fucking baby and listen for a second? Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> I'll take your silence as your way of letting me continue. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> uuugh, that was  ·•°ღ°•·  not  ·•°ღ°•·  what it meant.
<charitableCalyptra> what do you want?
<perfectSpecimen> I'm getting to that. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> well get there faster, you're  ·•°ღ°•·  wasting my time.  ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> So recently I took an outing to go help out some trolls in a low blood neighbourhood. Beep Boop. There was a gas leak or something and the whole place got blown sky high. Beep Boop. So I took my expertise in fixing things up and whatnot and went there to go help out best I could. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> yes, this sounds very much like what someone who's suggested  ·•°ღ°•·  culling my lusus  ·•°ღ°•·  would do with their free time. go on.
<perfectSpecimen> Sadly most of the inhabitants seemed to have died before I could reach it bar one troll who lost both his legs. Beep Boop. So I got out a set of spare robot replacements and just shove them on and he was right as way. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> I was trying to help you but your far too fucking thick to see that. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> One day you may understand but that's not what I'm here for today. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> On my way home however I happened upon a quaint little house in the forest I was traveling through. Beep Boop. Naturally being the inquisitive person I am I knocked on the door to see if anyone was home but nobody answered. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Assuming the house had been abandoned I barged right inside and went to check the place out. Beep Boop. Low and behold there was actually quite an interesting book spread open to a specific page on their dinning table.
<perfectSpecimen> Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> However upon contact with the book a strange symbol that was present on the page burned itself onto my hand. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> oh  ·•°ღ°•· wow!  ·•°ღ°•·  that was a really interesting story! thanks for telling me!
<charitableCalyptra> bye.
<perfectSpecimen> And that brings me to the topic of discussion today. Beep Boop. Your a magical girl wanna be or something like that, you probably read up on all the terrible occult and demonic shit that happens. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> How about you get off your lazy ass and get ready to see if you can take down a cult with me? Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> so you think because this book burned a sigil in your hand, that there's a cult that's after you?
<perfectSpecimen> Abandoned house in the woods. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Clearly some form of advanced psionic or demonic things hidden inside this book. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Sounds pretty culty to me. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> well it sounds to  ·•°ღ°•· me ·•°ღ°•· like you entered someone's house uninvited and tripped their security protocol!
<charitableCalyptra> look, there's an easy way to solve this. send me a picture of the sigil on your hand.
<perfectSpecimen> Yeah sure. Beep Boop.
* perfectSpecimen has sent the file HAND.png
<Letaali> Roll occult
<charitableCalyptra> {{17+2= 19}}
<Letaali> You recognize mark. It's made of two different symbols. Without the small circle on top it means ”Death”, but the small circle signifies healing.
<charitableCalyptra> (Hmm. Would I understand why someone might combine the two symbols in this manner? Or should I roll again?)
<Letaali> I'll let you roll again to see if you get a better roll
<charitableCalyptra> hmm. and you acquired this sigil  ·•°ღ°•· how  ·•°ღ°•·  again?
<perfectSpecimen> Burned into my skin when I touched the book. Beep Boop.
<Letaali> Nope, no idea what the combination means. "Death" is a lot larger than "healing", so whatever that tells you is fine
<charitableCalyptra> then i'd say someone didn't want you touching that book! the larger symbol is a seal of death.  ·•°ღ°•· oops!  ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> Is that all? Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> well, there  ·•°ღ°•· is ·•°ღ°•· something a little strange about it... the tiny circle at the top. normally something like that would denote a healing sigil. but that seems so contrary to the rest of the spell's purpose!
<perfectSpecimen> So in your mildly professional opinion would you say it plans to kill something then heal it or the reverse. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> well, the healing certainly seems to have been an afterthought. if you want my advice, i'd suggest you find the owner of the book and apologize.
<perfectSpecimen> Yeah that is probably the best idea. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Well thanks for that I guess. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Your not so bad whatever your name is. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Still fucking retarded when it comes to alot of shit but your good at what you do I guess. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> it's cerxes, not that you really care.
<perfectSpecimen> Not in the slightest. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> well, if you manage to survive the mark, i'll take my payment in  ·•°ღ°•· never talking to you again.  ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> Ha, you fucking wish. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> ... good luck.
* charitableCalyptra has logged offline.
<perfectSpecimen> But for now we out. Beep Boop. Gotta prepare for whatever the fuck kind of death is awaiting me. Beep Boop.
* perfectSpecimen has changed their status to away