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- > Day 97 or 98
- >You don’t really know why you keep track anymore, it’s not like it matters.
- >You’ve been living life in Equestria day to day doing what you pleased and today was going to be no different.
- >Other than the fact that you had work at Sweet Apple Acres today you have no other plans.
- >Have to make that bank after all.
- “Guess that means I should get up then…” >You sigh quietly.
- >It takes several additional minutes of self-coaxing to pry you out of bed.
- >Now in front of your bathroom mirror you lock eyes with the man-beast in front of you.
- “Holy shit” >You chuckle.
- >Guess this has been coming a while now…sigh... Alright then, let’s do this!
- >One epic shit, mediocre shower, and life changing shave later you step back to the mirror with new found vigor.
- “Oh why hello there good lookin, what you got cookin?” >You suavely attempt to pick yourself up.
- >Creep levels: Spaghettipalooza
- >God you need to get help…
- >After walking down stairs while contemplating suicide for that monstrosity of a pick-up line, you sit down at the table with your breakfast.
- “Oh boy… cereal again”, >You mumble.
- >Suddenly there’s a knock at the door.
- >Ugh… it begins…
- >You yank the door open already mid-sentence.
- “What do you want today Flutter…Ditzy?”
- >Your taken back by the grey mare standing in front of you as you were already preparing yourself for an onslaught from yellow quiet.
- >“Hiya Anon, I have some mail for ya!”
- “Oh well thanks Ditzy, how are you and Dinky doing?”
- >“We’re doing just fine” She says while smiling ear to ear.
- >God that’s cute… wait what?
- >“Ya know, you’re gonna have to come by sometime, Dinky has been talking non-stop about you lately.”
- “Aww that’s cute, I may just have to.”
- >~Grumble Grumble~
- >Shut up stomach, I know your there.
- >“Oh I can let you go to eat if you want Anon.”
- “Oh it’s nothing special just some cereal anyways” You sigh out perhaps a bit too femininely.
- >“Hmmm” she puts a hoof to her chin.
- >“If you came by today I could show you how to make my special muffins.”
- >Food Boner Achieved, Do It Faggot, DO IT!!!
- >Your stomach is literally doing barrel rolls at this point.
- >Ditzy’s muffins are the best you have ever had.
- >You flashback to the day she came by on Hearts and Hooves Day with a card and muffin for you.
- >Practically made you cream your pants with each orgasmic bite.
- >And Dinky had made you that diabetes inducing cards of her mother, herself, and you all holding hands/hooves in a big heart.
- >So much Hnnngh for one man to handle.
- >Snapping out of your daydream and back to reality you see a puzzled Ditzy looking at you.
- “Really, you would show me how?!”
- >“Yea, I don’t see why not?” She grins.
- >“It will be so much fun, and Dinky has been wanting to see you again anyway.”
- “I have to let you know Ditzy; I’m not exactly the best at cooking, you pout slightly.”
- >“Oh that’s no problem, I can teach you how” she tilts her head to the side and smiles.
- >Is she… Blushing?
- “Well geez Ditzy, I don’t know how to thank you.”
- >“I’m sure we can think of something.” She says while winking.
- >Bro I think this pony digs you.
- >Yea, I’m getting that same vibe too penis.
- >After an awkward moment of silence Ditzy snaps from her daydream and notices she has lost track of the time.
- >“Oh Gosh! I just don’t know where the time went, I gotta hurry!”
- >“I’ll see you later Anon!” she manages to get out before smacking into a tree limb.
- “Oh shit, you alright Ditzy?”
- >“Ouch… I think I’m okay, I’ll catch ya later!” she squeaks out in her embarrassment, now as red in the face as Big Mac.
- >Now chuckling to yourself from the cuteness overdose you turn around to go back to your cereal.
- >But it seems as though fate is relentless this morning.
- >~knock knock~
- “Ugh… NOW it begins.”
- >Wonder what she’s going to try today, door now half open you see the yellow devil.
- “Fluttershy I really wish you would just stop trying to guess my fetish, I have told you like fifty times now I don’t even have one!”
- >Now locking eyes with the yellow mare you can tell she has already started up the waterworks.
- >Aww really?! This shit isn’t even fair!
- >~sniff sniff~
- >“o..ooh g..good morn.. morning Anon..” she manages out between breathes, bottom lip now quivering while she fights back tears.
- >Ugh this game blows man…
- “Look I’m sorry Fluttershy; can you just calm the waterworks down some please?” You ask in one of your finest picked sweet voices.
- >She becomes quiet and closes her eyes, takes a few deep breathes and then smiles.
- >“Good Morning Anon.”
- “There we go much better, now what was it you wanted?”
- >“Oh I just wanted to see how you’re doing, better make sure my Big and Cute friend is all taken care of.” Emphasizing her adjectives with winks and a sultry voice.
- “Hah well I’m doing just fine” ~Grumble~
- >I told you I know your there stomach just give me a damn second!
- >Uhh hey bro, look at that…
- >Look at what?
- “Umm Fluttershy, are you okay?” Now refocusing your sight on the yellow assailant.
- >Fluttershy’s eyes are now the size of baseballs just filled to the brim with what looks like realization and hope.
- >“Anon you’re hungry; I can make you something real quick if you’re hungry!” She quickly blurts out.
- >Damn you asshole, you couldn’t hold on like five minutes?
- >Sorry man, just the muffins got me all excited.
- >It’s alright man, me too… Me too…
- “Umm I’m actually fine, I have cereal in the kitchen and uhh…”
- >“Oh that’s not a good breakfast for my sweetheart!” she interrupts.
- >“Let me go make you something.” Now off in her own world.
- “Fluttershy…”
- >“Oh but what should I make?”
- “Fluttershy!”
- >“Oh I know I can make some oatmeal real quick you’ll absolutely love me for.”
- “I’m okay, I’m going over to Ditzy’s today after work anyway and she is gonna show me how to make muffins.”
- >“Oh…” Her ears go flat and she mumbles something under her breath.
- “What was that?” Cocking your ear closer.
- >“Why…want…learn cooking…that derpy grey… anyway…” is all you can make out as quiet as she said it.
- >Frankly that’s all you had to hear, nobody bad mouths your friends.
- “FLUTTERSHY!!!”
- >“Eep!” Is all she got out before retreating back behind her mane.
- >Oops… too much maybe?
- >~sniff sniff~
- >“I...I…I’m s...sorry… Anon…” sounding like she is fighting tears back again.
- >Yea, too much asshole…
- “Fluttershy…hey look at me… I’m sorry about that…” you reach out and put your hand to her cheek.
- >Oh wow it’s so soft, and warm too.
- >She looks up at you tears welling up in her eyes.
- >“Anon…” she coos.
- “Yea, what is it?” You quietly reply.
- >“Is being an emotional rollercoaster your fetish?”
- >…
- >~snap~
- “WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
- >Before you even finish screaming she is long gone.
- >After a couple more screams you finally make your way back to your meager meal of Applebloom Crunch.
- >~Grumble Motha Fucking Grumble Son~
- >I know, I know, food now or you’re gonna shit in my blankets at night.
- >You scoop up your first bite and shovel it down your gullet.
- >Your eyes go wide with despair and rage.
- “Oh Fucking Come On!!”
- >The bowl of cereal now hurtling towards the sink plunks down with a solid thunk.
- >After all the one think you hate more than the idea of Fucking Fluttershy is Soggy Cereal.
- >And with a scowl on your face that would match the rage of /v/, you make your way to Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Hopefully today can’t get any worse…
- End Part 1
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