azure/anon short silly rose/terezi wg/feeding/blobbyfats

anon: that terezi blobfats is good if only because she seems to be enjoying herself.
azureangelic: happy fats are never a bad thing~
anon: i imagine the blobfats is just a continuation.
anon: terezi goes from super fat to blob fats.
anon: enjoys every minute of it.
azureangelic: every delicious succulent mouthwatering minute

anon: what's that warning someone gave her about not being able to move?
anon: that's okay, dragon's roost all the time.
anon: she's her own hoard.
azureangelic: probably just talking about hauling all the red velvet cakes back and forth
anon: that might be the problematic bit.

anon: how to get food to her without making an effort?
anon: maybe she could ask rose.
azureangelic: unlike vriska she doesnt have a neighbor to just bother for catering robots
azureangelic: rose is at least excellent at moving things around true

anon: yes, but more importantly, rose also must have some experience with immobility.
azureangelic: well the obvious two solutions to immobility from rose are becoming an unwitting disciple of the elder gods and blowing up in a sun and becoming floaty, neither of which seem to be in terezis best interests, but other than that she could certainly have some good advice

azureangelic: see also: transportalizer networking
anon: maybe she could even ask jade about making a miniature transportalizer!
azureangelic: alchemize a transportalizer with a dinner plate, and as long as she doesnt lick it clean shell be set for life
anon: win win.

azureangelic: my other immediate thought was terezi fudging (pun completely intended) sburb's interface into making rose her server player so she could just use the power of the metaphysical windows gui to drop small pastires into terezi from home
azureangelic: its like a point and click adventure except remarkably delicious
anon: heheheh.
anon: that might work, too.

azureangelic: they can set up a two-girl sburb loop and gain the ability to manipulate the others homes, gristtorrenting the materials to alchemize a ridiculous amount of junk food
azureangelic: rose just sitting in her computer chair while terezi prods her with an eclair and giggles
anon: "ROS3
anon: ROS3
anon: YOU H4V3 4 D3L1C1OUS FR13ND TRY1NG TO G3T YOUR 4TT3NT1ON >:]"

azureangelic: any time rose goes five minutes without making any motion to squish a food into terezis face terezi responds by slowly sliding the 6-foot-tall seven-layer chocolate cake surreptitiously installed in roses bedroom closer to her until she relents from the threat of overt chocolatey destruction

anon: rose insists she has to shower and take care of other things at some point. terezi simply types up an extremely long sigh and says she guesses so.
azureangelic: as soon as rose is gone she quickly replaces all the food in roses room with identical copies because shes the sort of girl to idly nibble on anything within arms reach and every time she passed the cake by her door she failed to resist the temptation to eat a little bit
azureangelic: terezi just rotates it constantly and poorly feigns innocent when rose comments

anon: they are best hate friends in shared fattening escapades. it would be very rude to assume terezi would just up and admit to that sort of thing.
anon: that's not what hate friends do.

azureangelic: rose isnt even sure if its hate, its more begrudging acceptable at the continual onslaught of food, a sense of misguided, irrevocable responsibility to keep supplying her colorful food items, and the slightly bubbly sensation of being full of chocolate at virtually every point in the day

anon: at this rate, they'll both need a new wardrobe within the month.
anon: the thought actually excites terezi and she's happy to admit it.

azureangelic: rose meanwhile rolls her eyes and makes an entirely vague comment on her own opinion of the matter, pretending that terezi cant actually see her long enough to tug at the way the bottom of her shirt is firmly wrapped around her belly high enough to show off some serious lovehandle action when she leans forward and some navel when she leans back
anon: sorry, rose, but it's pretty obvious you're spilling out of your stuff.

azureangelic: its only a matter of time before she tries to go back to the black robes but while they may be elastic and long they're also so unbelievably tight on her curves and blubs that terezi mercilessly teases her for being able to tell just how tight her underwear are getting beneath them
azureangelic: not that terezi can say her own boxers have any sort of long-term structural stability

anon: by this point, terezi's own cape can't even wrap around her.
azureangelic: terezi is more than happy to just let her cape rest on her back and make no attempt to actually cover herself up outside of a straining makeshift bra and overflowed boxer shorts, whereas rose continually tries to divert terezis attention away from her own streadily increasing figue, always getting a bit flustered when the troll teases her about her size but never actually showing any signs of actively disliking it all

azureangelic: rezi quickly learns that the best way to get a pie in her face whenever shes hungry (eg almost always) is to just find a small object in the other girls room and incessantly poke rose in the belly until she gets huffy and drops a dessert on her partners face to make her stop
anon: best to keep in mind that terezi isn't actually immobile by this point. but it's waaaaaaaay more fun to tease rose relentlessly until she gets some sort of result out of her.
azureangelic: why get up and find a dessert when she has a wonderfully squishable butterball of a seer on the line to constantly toss snacks at her