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Deadmeat Chronicles: The Thieving Monsters

Sep 28th, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >Today you have scouted for more food.
  3. >You know the two legged monsters keep fluffies.
  4. >For some reason they stay with them willingly.
  5. >You also know that they feed them food and sometimes there is food left over.
  6. >You have taken up under a trash can watching the monsters sitting on the benches.
  7. >One is tossing something you’ve never seen before.
  8. >It is big and white.
  9. >It falls gently whenever the monster throws one.
  10. >Every time one hits the ground the local strays and ferals fight over them.
  11. >When a fluffy manages to get one they sit back and hungrily eat it.
  12. >They have big smiles and talk about sweet nummies.
  13. >The monster on the bench has a large bag filled with the things.
  14. >You sneak out from your hiding spot and try to mingle with the other fluffies.
  15. >The man keeps tossing these white soft things.
  16. >One lands in front of you.
  17. >You bite it and run off so you can inspect it unmolested.
  18. >You set the marshmallow down and lick your lips.
  19. >It is sweet.
  20. >You sniff the white nummie smelling the sweet aroma coming off it.
  21. >You finally take a bite.
  22. >You freeze, you can’t believe how good this nummie is.
  23. >You hungrily bite off another piece chewing the sweet mushy treat you found.
  24. >The stuff feels good mushing and stretching in your mouth as you chew.
  25. >“Deadmeat so happy.” You say as you take another bite.
  26. >Suddenly you hear chattering behind you causing you to swallow quickly.
  27. >You stand and turn puffing your cheeks, “Go way!” you say instinctively.
  28. >You are stunned, in front of you is a monster.
  29. >You steady yourself at the threat.
  30. >It is brown and furry, big black eyes and a fluffy tail.
  31. >It chatters at you again.
  32. >”Gif munsta biggest owchies!” You stick your tongue out at the squirrel.
  33. >You hear movement behind you.
  34. >You spin and see another monster sneaking up to your white treat.
  35. >You charge it with your horn down, it skitters away.
  36. >Another quickly runs by trying to bite your marshmallow.
  37. >He misses and just causes it to roll.
  38. >You see three more monsters closing in and it hits you.
  39. >They want to take your new nummie.
  40. >”Nuu! Meanie munstas! My nummie!”
  41. >You run up and bite it up and start to gallop away.
  42. >You are running toward your place across an open grassy area.
  43. >You glance behind you seeing five fluffy tailed monsters in pursuit.
  44. >One charges next to you and tries to bite the marshmallow from your mouth.
  45. >You mumble angrily at it turning away.
  46. >Another squirrel jumps and kicks you in the side almost knocking you over.
  47. >You keep running hearing their chatter just behind you.
  48. >Anther squirrel dashes beside you trying to bite your treat.
  49. >You are fuming at the monsters.
  50. >Finally you shout at them, “GO WAY!”
  51. >You realize immediately your mistake as your marshmallow rolls out of your mouth and onto the ground.
  52. >There is a sudden flurry of fur around you and chattering.
  53. >You let out a howl of rage as you futilely stab at the monsters and bite at them only to hit and bite air.
  54. >They jump around and kick at you trying to force you away from your nummie.
  55. >You give chase to one for a few steps giving them a chance.
  56. >One of the fluffy tailed monsters bites your nummie and runs off with it.
  57. >”Nuuuu! Gif Deadmeat back nummie munsta!”
  58. >You chase after the thief but it is too fast.
  59. >You watch as it runs to a tree and runs up it.
  60. >”Munsta cwimb twee? Munsta cwimb twee!”
  61. >You continue running up to the tree and look up it.
  62. >The squirrel has sat up on a branch and is happily eating your nummie.
  63. >When another monster gets close it just jumps to a different branch.
  64. >You desperately look back at the bench, the two legged monster who was throwing the sweets is gone.
  65. >You step back and start to stomp your hooves.
  66. >”NnnnnNNnNNnnNNNNNN!!!”, is all you can say in your furious state.
  67. >You scream in anger at having lost such a sweet chewy morsel.
  68. >You look back up with hatred at these thieving monsters.
  69. >You want to get back at them.
  70. >You just don’t know how.
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