The goddess horse Epona (mlp) [incomplete]

>You are Link
>Ganon defeated
>Master Sword back in it's place
>and fucking Zelda not giving you any reward
>only one thing to do
>time to go see Malon
>you already know she's going to turn out to be a sexy bitch in the future, might as well start early
>a quick trip through the field ignoring every annoying stalchild along the way
>night time, oh right
>a simple sun's song turns everything as it should be
>straight for the field, except there's no singing
>no Malon standing in the center singing to Epona
>in fact no Epona
>perhaps the stables
>immediately you find her and her dad surrounding... something
>perhaps it's a newborn foal
>it's not Epona's since she's barely as old as you
>wait, Epona
>She's sick isn't she?
>The one friend you had as an adult
>The one friend who would always be there to help
>all the fun times riding through Hyrule field
>you run straight forward to check
>they were clearly huddled around Epona, except a smaller Epona, even smaller than she was already
>"Link?"
>You look at Malon, who wasn't even looking at you
>girl can't even look at me when she speaks?
>"You came to see me?"
>Hold up, that's not Malon's voice
>She was talking to you, Epona was talking
>"They've been staring at me for so long, they haven't done anything at all"
>She really was talking
>You came to get together with Malon, and instead, you're talking to a pony
>"Hey, can I hear that Ocarina again, please?"
>Of course, her favorite song, she'd come galloping from miles away just for that song
>It clearly still makes her happy to hear it
>Finally after Malon has heard it too, she notices you
>"We found her like this yesterday, we didn't even see what happened"
>Well there's no way you're getting her to go out with you while this is going on
>"She also been depressed lately"
>which is the farthest thing from the truth now
>she's seems completely exited, as if she's been wanted to see you
>"Can we go riding in the field please?

>before you can even answer she jumps the fence and pick you up onto her back, running straight out the door
>running toward the field and other horses
>kind of feels good again to ride like this, except now you're a kid, or at least in your true kid body
>last time you were just a kid in an adult's body
>but this just makes it much more fun
>"I just loved when we rode through Hyrule field all those times, I was always excited when I heard that song"
>That's nice, she loved riding too
>Wait
>But this is the past Epona, how could she remember something from the future?
>Talon mount his own horse and chases, clearly trying to tow her down
>What is this guy thinking? Just let her do what she wants
>One thing's for sure, he was much smarter
>out maneuvering him, even dodging the losso
>she takes time to look back and stick her tongue out, taunting him to no end
>she was smaller, faster and much more agile like this, the guys large weight didn't do his horse any favor
>"Hey, close the gate!"
>Indigo had been watching the entire time, and hesitated at first, but closed the gates to shut us out
>"This looks familiar"
>she really does remember, but how?
>It takes no effort to jump over and soon, back into Hyrule field
>"That was so fun"
>Was she really depressed like Malon said? maybe seeing me just brightened her day

>Staring down the field again, this is what your childhood should have been
>The best part is, this is your childhood, thanks to Zelda
>Being an adult and a hero was ok, but you were a kid at heart
>"I missed you so much, Link"
>A smile comes across your face and you pet her mane softly
>You keep thinking back to her remembering the future
>Was this really the same Epona you traveled with every day?
>Come back to the past to stay with you?
>The only explanation you can think of is Zelda
>Perhaps this was your reward for saving the world
>A best friend, who will always love you, who appreciates your company
>"Where do you want to go now?"
>Good question, you have nothing to do, so where?

>Where have you not been?
>You've done everything, been everywhere
>There has to be something
>Maybe you could ask someone who knows more about the land
>Zelda, she's the princess, she should know almost everything
>You face Epona towards the castle and head off
>"Wait, do I get to see Zelda? I get to see the princess?"
>I suppose you should at least let her do that much, she never gets to be on any adventures through dungeons, and a lot of times she out right refuses to go into towns
>But this time she's just ready to go anywhere
>There's so much free time, and you get to spend it all with her
>It was simple getting past the guards last time, but now you have a horse with you
>And..... the guards have upped security
>You could normally sneak by them easily, but now they have nearly every corner protected
>Perhaps we should just go back
>You look at Epona with disappointment, but she wasn't there
>She was simply walking right through, all of the guards eyes glued right on her
>they followed her, it was just a horse walking through, were they just going to throw her out?
>You followed, knowing this was your chance
>Just around the corner to the garden
>she turns around and motions you to come near
>reluctantly, you know she has some plan
>you walk up and get on
>The guard finally come to there senses after seeing you, ready to throw you both out
>Epona just sticks her tongue out, taunting them, except..
>She's got a deku nut
>You both close your eyes as she bites down, blinding every last one of them and make a mad dash for the garden
>"Mmm, tasty"
>It's true, the nuts were more used for food, but real masters have learned when the shell itself gets cracked, it creates a blinding flash
>usually people just peel it normally, and it will be fine
>or some will just put the whole thing in their mouth and chow down, shell and all

>it was a natural defense mechanism, any animal trying to eat it would get blinded
>but of course humans find it useful in other ways
>like escaping from fairly dumb guards
>they didn't even bother chasing us
>Epona sees Zelda and starts running
>You put your hand to her mouth and tell her not to talk
>She didn't like it, but agreed anyways
>You come up to Zelda, the same way as the first time you met
>And she turns around in almost the exact same way
>She looks at Epona and back at you
>"You're leaving Hyrule, aren't you?"
>You didn't have to say a word to her, she could tell just by looking
>"I guess you'll need a map"
>Oh, perfect, just what I need
>"You could stay here, and help more"
>The future Zelda told you to live your life like you want, this one's still young, not the same
>"Well, then I guess good luck"
>You finally nod and get on your horse to ride off
>"Bye Zelda!"
>"Good-bye Link,....wait.."

>You were already gone before she could question what just happened
>So how about this map?
>Is that it? there's really not much, perhaps no one has explored them yet
>So that will be your job
>"So NOW do you know where we're going?"
>You both head towards the forest once again
>The Kokiri aren't allowed to leave, and most everyone is not allowed to go in
>But you and Epona should be fine, she's just an animal to them, and nature loves animals
>Well some of them
>So, the map says.... to the Lost Woods?
>Really? It barely has anything on the map especially in the wood, how is this going to keep me from getting lost?
>"Maybe I can try to guide us?"
>Oh right, Epona's still here, she was getting quiet
>Looking at the entrance, her legs are shaking so much, your whole body is rattling
>Maybe you both could rest at your house
>"Is that your bed? this, kind of seems boring"
>You sit down, sure it wasn't much, but at least you could come here anytime with no problems
>Epona lays on the floor, seeming kind of depressed now
>"You don't have any other bed? What about room for me?"
>Room for her? there's barely room for yourself how could..
>She just moves like lightning, taking your whole bed, and making herself comfortable
>You lay down with what will bed you have left, when she pulls you closer to her
>"You don;t mind, do you?"
>she's so soft, warm, you could get use to this, wrapping you arms around your new Epona, you slowly fall asleep

>"Why do we have to go again?"
>She knew what you were doing, why even bother?
>"Can't we stay here, I like it here"
>Maybe it would be better, simply staying, could just be you and her, and she can talk so, that would work out fine
>She's much different than the real girls, although, she's perfect, absolutely perfect for cuddling, but you just can't tell why, was it the soft mane? her lovely fur? or just how small she is in general? perhaps all three?
>You could leave with her, and have amazing new adventure, or stay here, for endless cuddles
>You've adventured so much now, it was merely second nature
>But she just wants to be with you, she wants your company, she loves she, and now she can tell you as well
>Wait, but she's a horse!
>And yet, that's probably the only reason she's so perfect, because humans cannot be perfect,
>Being an adult has really messed with your mind too many things to consider
>not to mention, what about Malon? you practically stole Epona, wouldn't she come looking? The forest protects you both actually, so maybe there's not much to worry
>Then leave it up to her, it'll be Epona's choice what to do, until then, just enjoy pony cuddles