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Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat vs Charcoal

Jul 18th, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon fluffy unicorn with a light green mane.
  2. >You and Charcoal are lying next to each other.
  3. >You look at the empty pen, you are the only two in it.
  4. >She is babbling happily while you look at the other pens.
  5. >Suddenly a two legged monster is at your pen, “Need some filler tonight, you’ll do!”
  6. >He leans over and grabs you.
  7. >You are carried by the skin on your back to the arena.
  8. >The silver furred monster is speaking, “Well seems that they have pulled one of our modified fluffies!”
  9. >”This one is special folks, he has survived many bouts in the ring, but will he survive tonight!?”
  10. >”We find out in the pot luck!” The crowd is mumbling excitedly.
  11. >”Ok! Send the next one!”
  12. >He faces the crowd, “Totally random folks! The one right now is looking for another combatant not knowing who is out here already!”
  13. >”Two fluffy ponies with no pairing at all, this one is modified, the next one can be a total new arrival doomed from the start!”
  14. >”Right now even odds!”
  15. >There is a pause, “And here comes the next one! Wow! A crowd favorite!”
  16. >The audience hoots in response.
  17. >”Ok put on the vest, she’s fanatical! One of the fastest we got! Our number one hugger! This will be a match to remember!”
  18. >You look on in horror as Charcoal is lowered into the arena.
  19. >She is wearing a spiked vest.
  20. >She looks over and sees you.
  21. >Her face drops, “Nuuuu! NUUUU! Charcoa no gif bad huggies speshul smawty!”
  22. >She backs into to the side of the ring.
  23. >”Ok folks, the combatants are in! The odds are set, minutes to place your bets! Who will live? Who will die?”
  24. >The two legged monster behind you starts to talk, “Hey big guy, if you give her big owchies I’ll be your daddy.”
  25. >”I’ll take you home and give you lots of spaghetti. All you have to do is give her big owchies and daddy will love you.”
  26. >You turn and look at the monster, “Go way! Yoo no Deadmeat daddeh!”
  27. >You hear Charcoal yelling, “No wan sketties, no wan hewt spechul smawty!”
  28. >”Go kill her you little fuck! I’m getting fucking tired of your goddamn attitude!” The monster is starting to glare at you.
  29. >You start to puff your cheeks when you hear Charcoal again.
  30. >“Pwease… hewp fwuffy... no wan hewt spechul smawty… fwuffy wan hewp…” She begins to cry.
  31. >You turn and see her sobbing in the middle of the arena.
  32. >You run to her and nuzzle her neck.
  33. >”Deadmeat keep spechul fwen saf.”
  34. >She looks at you with tears in her eyes, “Charcoa no wan gif bad huggies no mo…”
  35. >You turn and puff your cheeks, “Musta go way! Gif big owchies!”
  36. >The silver furred monster speaks again, “What the hell is this? You suppose to kill each other not fuck.”
  37. >”Hey, where did you get the modified fluffy from?”
  38. >”Pen ten.” Says the monster who brought you out.
  39. >”Where did the hugger come from?”
  40. >”Pen ten, saw she was the last one so figured just empty it out.”
  41. >The silver furred monster looks at you, “Well fuck me running, you two are a couple!”
  42. >He looks back at the audience, “What are the odds folks! Maybe I should have made that a bet, someone would have cleaned up!””
  43. >”This is why we keep our pens numbered so we don’t fight fluffies that know each other.”
  44. >He points at the two of you, ”I mean look at these lovebirds folks, we can’t force them to fight.”
  45. >”I’ve seen this before, they will just sit there for hours never doing anything.”
  46. >”So that’s it folks, love conquers all!”
  47. >”We’ll send these two back and get two more! How’s that sound?”
  48. >”We’ll let these two have a happy ending! Should we do it? Should we send them back?”
  49. >The crowd answers in unison, “No!”
  50. >The silver furred monster looks back with his slithering smile.
  51. >The two dead eyed monsters at the arena edge start to laugh, “Heh… heh… heh…”
  52. >”Sorry guys, bets have been placed.”
  53. >He faces the two of you standing together, Charcoal quaking behind you and your cheeks puffed.
  54. >”I’m curious, which is stronger… the power of love… or the sorry stick!”
  55. >The two monsters jump into the ring, one is holding a broom and the other is holding a hard rubber car antennae.
  56. >Charcoal starts to steps nervously as she sees them approach.
  57. >Sheer terror is in her voice as she begins to scream, “NUUUUU!!! NUUUUU!!! NUUUUU!!!”
  58. >You charge the men lowering your horn.
  59. >”Careful, that one has an alloy horn now.”
  60. >The man with the broom swings it like a baseball bat hitting your side and sending you rolling.
  61. >”Got him, you get the bad ass, I’ll take spikes over here.”
  62. >Charcoal screams, she turns and runs away crying.
  63. >The man closes the gap quickly slamming the broom onto her body knocking her flat.
  64. >You stop rolling, you jump up and start to run to Charcoal.
  65. >The antennae swats hard down on your nose making you plow into the dirt, some of it goes into your mouth.
  66. >”Ok guys, don’t kill them! If you do that forfeits the match, and I don’t like giving refunds.”
  67. >Charcoal starts to plead, “Pwease! Nuu sowwy stick! Fwuffy sowwy nuuuu!”
  68. >The monster doesn’t listen, he drives the bristles into her eyes so hard it pushes her back with each hit.
  69. >She lets out a painful wail as the broom almost blinds her.
  70. >You stand up and start to spit out dirt.
  71. *Whsst*
  72. >Your front legs are knocked out from under you, they are filled with a burning pain.
  73. >You can’t help but to start yelling in pain as the man starts to swipe your sides.
  74. >You force yourself to stand and stare at the man, “Deadmeat… gif owcies!”
  75. >The man laughs, “Bring it on big guy!”
  76. >The silver furred monster addresses te crowd again, “Sorry folks, we are have some technical difficulties at the moment.”
  77. >The monster with the broom brings the blunt end of the handle down hard on Charcoals nose.
  78. >She backs up in pain, tears streaming down her face, “Waaahhhhh! Waaahhhhh! Wa-wa-wahhhhh!”
  79. >”Are you ready to kill yet bitch!” the monster stats to drive the blunt end into her body viciously.
  80. >”Yea folks, just have to make a few adjustments to the equipment, the show should start soon.”
  81. >You start to charge the man.
  82. >He gives a quick sweeping kick that catches you under your jaw.
  83. >You fly backwards feeling like your entire head is rattling.
  84. >You land with a thump knocking the wind out of you.
  85. >Before you can move it feels like your skull is getting twisted and the man steps on your horn forcing it on the ground.
  86. >”Wet Deadmeat go munsta!”
  87. >”The secret is in the follow through” He is giggling at your struggles.
  88. >”wet Deadmeat go! Deadmeat gif-“
  89. *Whsst*
  90. >He swings hard hitting your pee pee place with his weapon.
  91. >You freeze as the liquid pain fills your belly.
  92. >Your mouth open in a frozen silent scream broken by a small cough.
  93. >”Well that shut you up!” He continues his assault on your genitals grunting with each swipe.
  94. >The other man grabs up Charcoal by her tail and starts to swat her head with the handle of the broom.
  95. >Charcoal starts to scream, “Fwuffy wan no mo sowwy stick! Fwuffy huggies fwen! Wahhhhh!!”
  96. >”That’s more like it! You better goddamn hug bitch or it will be worse when I get back in.”
  97. >The man takes his foot off your horn leaving you laying in pain.
  98. >The silver furred monster runs back and forth excitedly.
  99. >He is laughing, “HA HA HA HA ! You hear that folks! The sorry stick made love its little bitch!”
  100. >You force yourself to stand, the two legged dead eyed monsters are not around.
  101. >You start huffing,”Deadmeat sowwy, twy pwotect fwen...”
  102. >You turn and look at your friend.
  103. >Charcoal is standing there crying, one eye is bloodshot and the other is almost pure red.
  104. >Boo boo juice is dripping from her nose and mouth, the side of her head is swelling.
  105. >”Charcoa no wan sowwy stick no mo…” She chokes back tears and she starts to walk forward.
  106. >You start to back away, “Deadmeat no hewt spechul fwen...”
  107. >”Yoo gudest fwuffy. Charcoa wan be wif yoo… but no wan sowwy stick…”
  108. >You keep backing up.
  109. >”Charcoa gif spechul smawty huggie now…”
  110. >You back into the side of the arena, you can’t back up any further.
  111. >Charcoal starts to run toward you.
  112. >You close your eyes and cringe before feeling a shove on your head.
  113. >Her hooves are squeezing your shoulders.
  114. >You feel her hooves slowly let go and your nose feels warm and wet.
  115. >You open your eyes to see she has hit your horn with her throat impaling herself, blood seeping from the wound.
  116. >The spikes from her vest are below your chin dangling harmlessly.
  117. >You twist and back up pulling your horn out of her neck.
  118. >She falls to the ground lifeless her eyes closed forever.
  119. >On her face is something you don’t ever remember seeing on her, a smile.
  120. >Tears blur your vision as you stand over your dead friend, “Nuu.. Deadmeat no wan hewt fwen…”
  121. >The silver furred monster grabs you up by the skin on your back and picks you up.
  122. >”What kind of cold blooded mother fucker would kill his own girlfriend to save his own worthless ass!?”
  123. >He holds you high, “This cold blooded mother fucker right here!”
  124. >You scream in frustration, “Nuuuu! NUUUUU!”
  125. >”Listen to that war cry folks! Give it up for the lady killer here!”
  126. >The crowd is cheering stomping as you continue you frustrated screams.
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