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- >Day Critical Hit in Equestria
- >You are Anon, master of beating the shit out of things.
- >Wake up.
- >Begin battling the shit out of the bed post for getting in your way.
- >Swing at the bed post but miss.
- >The bed post jabs at you and hits you right in the rib cage.
- >Recover and summon all of your strength.
- >Unleash your iron-like-fist upon the bed post.
- >The battle is over and you have won.
- "That'll teach you, beeyotch."
- >You say spitting on the broken bed post.
- >Finish your triple S and need nourishment.
- >You had grown fatigued after trying to fight the water in the shower for being too cold.
- "Ain't nothin' fuckin' with me!"
- >Grab a bowl of cereal and begin munching down on the sugary goodness.
- >Suddenly there's a knock interrupting your kick-ass meal.
- "It better not be who I think it be."
- >You say with bad grammar.
- >Open up the door and sigh heavily.
- "It be."
- >"H-hello my love."
- >You have no patience for this mare.
- "What do you want Fluttershy."
- >"What I want every day. Your dick and love."
- >She says smiling.
- "You shall get neither."
- > Begin closing the door.
- >She puts her hoof in front of the door before you can fully close it.
- >"No. You're going to love me, I'm not letting you get away."
- "Yeah? And what are you going to do."
- >Suddenly Fluttershy punches you and you're sent flying back into the wall.
- "What. The. Fuck."
- >You say through gritted teeth trying to fight back the pain.
- >"I'm getting what I want."
- >She says while approaching you.
- "Like hell!"
- >Charge at Fluttershy and double tornado kick her in the chest.
- "Hell yeah!"
- >Your victory is cut short when Fluttershy rams into your stomach, knocking the wind out of you.
- >She pins you on your back.
- >"Now I have you."
- >She tries kissing you, but you move your face out of the way.
- >Kick your legs up sending her off you.
- >Get up.
- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
- >Start yelling at the top of your lungs.
- >Your booming voice begins to shake the entire house.
- >Suddenly you feel even more powerful and a blue aura begins forming around you.
- >Fluttershy takes notice of this and does the same.
- >A green aura develops around her.
- _______________
- >15 minutes later.
- _______________
- >You and Fluttershy are still yelling.
- >Then at the same time you both begin charging at each other.
- >When you meet in the middle it's like a freaking Jackie Chan movie.
- >Both you and Fluttershy are furiously throwing kicks and punches.
- >Both are blocking the attacks and returning their own.
- >This continues for 3 more minutes until Fluttershy kicks you in the face.
- >Your down on the ground, you're hurt.
- >Don't know if you can keep fighting.
- >Fluttershy begins walking towards you.
- "I-is this really the end?"
- >Passout.
- >Wake up, or so you thought.
- >You're in a white void.
- "Am I dead?"
- >"You're anything but."
- >Turn around to see the face behind the voice.
- "Grandma!?"
- >Run up to hug her.
- >She smacks you.
- >"What the fuck are you doing? Letting some yellow slut kick your ass."
- >Your taken aback by her words.
- "I-i'm sorry Grandma."
- >"Don't you apologize, I should be the one saying sorry."
- "Why?"
- >"I didn't mean to raise you to become a pussy."
- "Grandma?"
- >"What? Oh sorry my hearing aide doesn't pick up pussy talk."
- "I ain't no pussy!"
- >"Then prove it, bitch."
- "I will you old whore."
- >"Big talk for a man with a little penis."
- "I told you. I'm a grower not a show-er."
- >"Whatever pussy."
- "You always do this."
- >There is silence.
- >You and your Grandmother break out laughing.
- "I miss you Grandma."
- >"I know you do sunny, but do me a favor."
- "What's that?"
- >"Knock that bitch out."
- >Your brought back to reality.
- >Fluttershy is stand over you.
- >"Finally my prize." She says smiling and grinding on your crotch.
- "Not today."
- >You hop up off the ground and begin beating the shit out of Fluttershy.
- >She tries to block but can't.
- >You keep kicking and punching her.
- >The blue aura comes back, but this time brighter and only surrounds your fist.
- "I love you granny."
- >Right when you say that you launch your fist right into Fluttershy's face.
- >"CRITICAL HIT!"
- >A voice from nowhere yells.
- >Fluttershy flies through the wall of your house and doesn't stop until she twinkles in the sky, team rocket style.
- "Finally. I can rest."
- >You say slumping over to the couch.
- >Today was alright.
- END
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