Hi! Ya fuck headed Problem-elect!

@realDonaldTrump #fuckyou #tinyhands #notmypresident #dumpthetrump #drumpf

  Fucking fuck fuck!
  FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK!
  Shit damn shit fuck shit shitty shit fuck damn shit fuck shit damn bitch ass hole fuck roosters!!!
  I'm so fucking pissed about the election and whatever the fuck is supposed to be happening, it's turning into the god damned fucking Unatzied States of Trumperica!
  Fuck you MR. NOT YET PRESIDENT!
  FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT
  YOU RUSSIAN FUCKED PIECE OF BROKEN CHICKEN NECK!
  God fucking damn it! I don't give a fucking shit balled tongue lick if you sue you me for fucking treason you self deprecating ass fuck!
  You shit biscuit!
  You sick seaweed wrapped sushi roll from the deepest pits of fucking hell!
Why don't you, and ALL your fuck fuckered orange anus lipped supporters go fuck themselves! You fucking racist son of a bitch! You fucking asshole! Go fuck yourself! You are the worst thing to happen to America, you know that?
YOU FUCKING DILL HOLE! YOU RACIST, PSUEDOPEDOPHILIAC HUNDREDAIRE FUCKSACK TWAT MONKEY!

  I don't give a fuck what you think of yourself! I really don't, the fact that you president-erectioned the Putin out of the election says nothing about how far you'll dig your stupid tiny fingers into the pussy hole of America, just so you can win a meaningless election! You do realize that you didn't TRULY win the election, right?
  You only won by cheating, misdirecting, and had the help of the Russian government, why? Because a WOMAN dare call Putin out by his shiny, bald, ass fuckered face of a head on the fact that shit wasn't right in his country, and he HELD ON TO THAT fucking bullshit for years, stewing on it like some deranged ass fuck waiting for the chance to shit on her when the timing was most critical!
  He FOUND YOUR DUMB ASS BLITHERING ABOUT ON TWITTER, YOU FUCKING ASS BACKWARD SNEAKY RACIST PRICK FUCK! I don't give a shit how powerful you think your tiny tiny little hands think they are, you fuck twat waste, I'm calling you out to a fucking fist fight so I can beat some cents, (HA! FUCK YOU, MONEY PUNS!) into that bankrupt thing you call an intelligence! You couldn't win your way out of a wet paper bag, you fucking fuck fuck! and yeah, while I may be using the word fuck a lot, guess what, you buck toothed wig wearing fuck nut?
  It's  very versatile word, a very giant word, in a word that you know how to use a lot, it's making this post great again.

  By the way?
  Why THE FUCK DON'T YOU GIVE CREDIT TO THE GUY THAT CREATED THAT SLOGAN, YOU FUCKING PLAGUE ON HUMANITY!? YOU DERPING SHIT FACED, MONGALOID ASS SLAPPING, PUSSY GRABBING, YELLOW ROOSTER FUCKING BITCH!?
  I give no fucks about your supposed status in the world, I give no shits about you, or your way of thinking that you can become KING of America, or President for Life, because I can guarantee you this, the moment you do, five hundred people are going to make sure that ruling doesn't last very long. Not by killing you, thereby making you a martyr to you "Forgotten People", but by literally stripping you, and parading your crying, naked, dumb ass down a parade of happy happy people!
  Why?
  Why the fuck not?
  You seem to be living in this fucking fantasy that your dumb ass is going to last all eight years, or even the fantasy you having of making yourself a king? I guess we can live out the fantasy of making you so fucking humiliated that you never show your glow in the dark face again, you fucking microscopic twat waffle!
  Hell, I bet the only thing your hands can grab is a queen ants pussy, because you are an instectious son of a beetch!
  Ha!
  Fuck you!
  Puns!

  So let me reiterate for your dumb stupid retarded limited word usage ass! It don't matter how many fucking words you know, it matters how many fucking words you use! you thinking that isolating the United States of America by:
1. Building a wall.
2. Withdrawing troops.
3. Cutting off overseas trade deals.
4. And fucking pissing off China.
  You think these things are going to make you great in the history books!?
  No, it'll mark you as a tiny, paranoid, scared little man who's better suited to play the Racist Hunchback of Notre Dame! While we're on the topic of fucking in ass brains, namely you.
  Ya think your wife not wanting to be in the White House, (Ha! literally! You fuck tard!) might serve as a sign that maybe, just maybe, you'd be better off rethinking this whole thing?
  You think being a delusional ass bag of bad facts, egotistical rants, and whiny little tweets is going to serve you up a bag of success!?
  No!?
  IT WON'T!?
  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU FUCKING FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK!
  WE HAVE A GENIUS HERE! YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE OF ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF RIPPING PEOPLE OFF AND BEING A DELIGHTFULLY HATEFUL PERSON TO CRITICS JUST DOING THEIR JOB!

  You ever think of anything ACTUALLY intellectual to say that wasn't ripped off from sources other than your own fucking simply stupid creative mind, you say it. Until then, you fucking ridiculous walking orange flavored dildo, go fuck yourself over, because every choice you've EVER made during this whole thing is doing just that!
  FUCKING YOURSELF OVER! I don't give twenty rats asses what the hell you say in reply or not reply to this, because when it comes to the freedom of speech, I WILL NOT SHUT UP BY ANY LENGTH, NOR WILL I EVER STOP WRITING OR SPEAKING WHATEVER THE FLYING MOTHERFUCK IS ON MY MIND!
  You escaped Oompa Loompa.
  You god damned freak of nature.
  You soulless husk of a human being.
  You fragrant ass, bad steak selling, building contractor fucking over, contract hiding, tax return hiding bastard!
   I hope you fail in the first five hours as President when Putinussia fucking nukes the White House, because that's going to be both horrifically terrifying and sadistically hilarious as your final moments are spent wondering, "Oh god, I'm fucking melting, so sad! I tweet this?"

  The fact that you can't write out more than 140 characters is a sad, pathetic, reason for the Electoral college to oust you! I don't care what the hell is going through their minds, or the punishments they face, your fucking stupid, they're fucking intelligent, the last idiot we had in office drug us through two wars, mislead us into believing the "Mission Accomplished" was actually accurate, and FAILED TO FUCKING KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN!
  But you know what? You're just the cock puppet that Putin needs in office to make the U.S. weaker by:
  1. stripping our military down.
  2. Not knowing just the very fact that being PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, is a lot like playing chess, everything you do has both a consequence and a reward, everything you say affects hundreds of thousands to possibly millions of people. Hell your victory fucking proved that shit RIGHT OFF THE BAT!

  You simply telling those loud mouthed, ignorant ass monkeys that stated the only reason they ACTUALLY voted for you, was that they found you funny.
  That's it.
  Those who are:
  1. Without college educations.
  2. Those who are still developing the logic portions of their brains.
  3. Those who are just immature and ass backwards in their ways of think?
  All they do is find you funny.
  They voted based on emotion, and now that their voice was only HALF heard, they are now given license to act out their wildest dreams, to shit on and shut down those they view as:
 1. "Inferior"
 2. "Undeserving"
 3. "Unwanted"
 4. "Aberrations"
 5. "Should be working in cotton fields"
THAT is a large percentage of your voter base.

 That last one shake a nerve a bit? That last one strikes you as a bit odd?

 It should because that's the kind of thinking that you've filled your cabinet with.
 You don't want individual thinking! You just want a bunch of yes-men in office that will act out your will, just so you can play at being king.
  What, you WANT to hand us over to the Putinussy on a platter, just so you can finish sucking off Putin!? Because believe you me, you ARE the itch in THAT relationship, and we all know the truth.
  That you and Putin have been fucking each other behind closed doors for a long ass time, and now that you're Problem-elected, your love affair with Putin, or in your words, "Puddin" is being blown wide open.
  We can tell.
  We aren't stupid.
  We aren't ignorant of what you're setting up.
  We aren't going to have it, and more importantly, we WON'T let you lead us without us REMINDING YOU every single day, of every single month, of every single year that you're a fucking hideous thing to look at while in office.
  Most Democrats, Independents, and Republicans don't like you. Hell you've set about disappointing your voter base more times than you've probably disappointed your wife in bed, and that's a pretty BAD track record.
  Hell, I bet you'd fail on the running track too.
  God damned, you're so fucking idiotic to look at, it's like with every additional tweet you put out there, you drain the populous of valuable IQ points that we could be better using to strengthen our ENGLISH and MATH skills.

  English, something. I'll have you know, is VITAL for us because... I dunno if you've noticed this or not, because you keep ingesting Putin's salad dressing, WE NEED ENGLISH TO SPEAK, YOU FUCK HEAD!

What bothers me the most, is how calmly you're fucking this up for yourself. It doesn't matter that you'll be sworn in, it won't matter that you'll be president. Sorry, won't have been president for very long, because you'll have been impeached or imprisoned when that 7 hour deposition smacks you with it's massive,massive hands.
  Something that you know nothing about, because, you know, tiny hands.
  You have them.
  All your dirty secrets will be out there, all your greatest fears, all your stupid tricks, treats, and theorized daughter fucking, because we all know you have those thoughts now, because you think your daughters a nice piece of ass, and it's been fucking recorded, so shut the fuck up with those famous, "wrong!" interruptions of yours.

  I wouldn't be surprised if you were making a board game about:
  1. Playing a steak sales man.
  2. Flying around the world.
  3. Aggressively selling scholarships to people who can't afford them.
  4. To go to a cooking school where classes will be taught by hand picked, five star chefs.
  5. Who only teach people how to cook badly advertised steaks.
  6. Made from live stock with mad cow disease.
  7. Then you fuck em over by not paying their refund requests.
  8. Till nearly several years later when your kid fucking island party tale comes to light and you fuck us all over.
  I don't like you.
  I don't you.
  I don't need to hear your name EVER again.
  Because you'll be the tiny handed cock puppet of Russian hackers, doing their bidding, we'll have to fucking put up with your stupidity for as long as the legal system will allow.

  That's another thing, both the H.O.R. and congress will boot your ass out first chance they get because you won't be controllable, well, by them anyways.
  You ever wonder why the Democrats have been silent?
  You ever wonder why the Indies are taking over the protests?
  Because, we can all sense that something HUGE is happening, and we're fucking praying that the house of cards that you've set up, collapses in on itself, and when that day comes, you look upon the smoldering ruins of that promise to 'Make America great again' in the face of a HUGE Russian flag waving where our once proud American flag once waved on the flagpole at the White House, you'll come to realize, that utter horrifically heart attack inducing realization, that you running for office?
Was the absolute cocktail that our enemies were waiting for all this time.

You aren't going to make America great.
You're going to make it fail.
And it'll fail hard, because your tiny hands couldn't support the totality of the responsibility as President of the United States of America.
Sorry, once you are sworn in, the Prussiadent for Life of these Divided Prisonstates of Anatzerica.

God fucking damn you, Donald J Trump.

Number of times I wrote fuck?
91.