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- Hellfire ASSult
- AoE shit
- Fel reaver
- One shot it because thats a level 70 mob from Bc
- Stupid pet rock
- use soul cap hope it procs and chi burst the hands.
- Remember mechanics are just distractions for dps that you can just assume someone else will do.
- Assfire nochill
- Put on that tryrant trinket and wait for fel rage. Went on a healer? just sit in reap because you just lost
- Git Gud.
- Blindass bitchrogg
- Ignore the fact that you weren't put in visions grp because you're a WW monk and just steal someones spot
- didn't get in? try again otherwise just stand in front of the giant arrow and "accidentally" wipe the raid
- Fatass Mcdonutsouls
- Just assume you're supposed to break everyone out instantly and cleave those bitches
- tank add? throw a clone at it and forget
- feast time?
- did soul cap line up with ring?
- No? just take all the souls going to the boss using cds to maximize wipe chance and try to git gud
- Shadow lord pecker
- Disregard mechanics acquire AoE
- Socks locked in car eternally (leave me alone stupid names are hard to come up with on the spot)
- phase 1?
- Fuck that add dps boss
- phase 2?
- Spam the boss until the ghosts get close then chi burst them
- what that you say? soul cap went off and hit the immune boss for half the damage? play a new class you unskilled fuck
- Fel lord Zoo tycoon
- Befouled? ignore it
- seeds? ignore it
- fissures? ignore them
- did soul cap proc 100 times?
- yes? give that boss some boots to cover up those carpet burns on his knees from that rough fuck you just gave him
- no? Taunt the boss and reset because if they didn't call for it they should have.
- School is whack
- Mirror of the blademaster
- Mirror of the blademaster
- Mirror of the blademaster
- Mirror of the blademaster
- Mirror of the blademaster
- Storm, earth, and fire
- get mad when the raid doesn't carry you through the end bit of the fight.
- as always mechanics are secondary concerns. they only serve to distract you from big dicking
- Tyranntosaurus bitch
- Disregard everything cleave adds
- pop touch of karma and strafe
- Reset if soul cap hasn't procced at least 3 times per phase
- Git Gud
- Punk ass that already got axed in the head
- convince your guild that demo locks are stupid and you can do imps with chi torpedo
- wipe and then blame your guild for being terrible
- Solomon Archimondy or King kong Archimundy
- ignore everything that isn't the back of a giant demon things foot. if it isn't 100x your size its irrelevant and just cleave it and forget.
- if you don't get the procs you need just jump in the slime because you're already lower then trash, you're the shit that trash throws out.
- Ok you've done it for sure lets go check those rankings
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