A Very Special Birthday

>Be Pinkamena
>today is Nonny's birthday!
>you had it all planned out
>you hang the streamers, decorate the tables and walls, and make a biig cake just for him!
Ding dong
>ohgoshheshere
>you dust the flour and glitter off of you and rush to open the door
>Suuuurrpriiise Nonny!
>his face was plain, but you knew how much it meant to him.
>you grab him by his hand and drag him over to the chair, trying not to make too much of a mess.
>"Ok Nonny, since this is your very special day, I made you a very special cake!"
>You slice him a thick piece of your homeade coconut creme cake, the thick, creamy insides threatening to spill out over the table.
>"Eat up Nonny, you need to eat it all!"
>you put the fork up to his mouth, but he doesnt budge.
>"come on Nonny, no need to be stubborn! I promise I made it with lots of love!"
>Still nothing.
>"Nonny? Nonny. Anon!"
>You force open his jaw, and jam the food in.
>You keep stuffing it and stuffing it until the entire piece disappeared in his throat.
>"See, isn't it delicious Anon?"
>You slump him down onto a smaller chair, making sure he was propped up nicely.
>"Ok Nonny, This is one of your faaavorite games, and since I know you love me, You will let me go first!"
>You put the blindfold on, and grab the tack with streamers hanging off of it.
>"Go ahead Nonny, spin me!"
>"Anytime now!"
>.."Let me help you!"
>You put his hand on your waist, and feel it gently start to go south.
>"Whoa! Feeling fresh Nonny?"
>You let it stay there while Anon twirls you in small circles.
>"Teehehee! ok Nonny, I'll try my best!"
>You walk dizzly in your drunken-like state, and wobble over to your hopeful destination.
>You touch the tack against the wall, and push your thumb in.
>Harder.
>Harder! There!
>You take off the blindfold and-
>Oopsies.
>Anon sits there with the tack sticking in his head.
>"silly me Nonny!"
>You take the thumbtack out, and run to grab a band aid.
>You come back with a napkin and wipe the molasses like blood off that managed to escape, sealing the entrance with a bandaid, and kissing it better.
>"There you go Nonny! Now on to the next fuun activity!"
>You grab him and dash him into another corner.
>"Ok Nonny, this time you get to go first! Just hold the bat and hit the Ponyata out of the air!
>You put silly Anon's blindfold on and spin him around.
>you help clumsy Nonny get close to the ponyata, holding the bat with him. He always prefered you to be close to him anyway.
"Go ahead Nonny, swing the bat!"
>"He tries, but fails, and falls, taking him with you. You let out a little yipe, but land safely on top of Anon.
>"Clumsy Nonny!"
>He stares at you with those big, black eyes of his, waiting.
>"His hand was now on your butt, and you giggle at him, knewing what he really wanted for his birthday
>You spend the rest of the night tending to Nonny's needs as a man, and yours as well.

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>OwowowowowoowOwowowoOWOWWOW
>You are Anon
>And your body feels like it is on fire.
>You wake up, and feel a splitting headache, with every muscle scream one word at you.
>PAIN
>You wake up, and automatically see a naked Pinkamena on top of you, gently snoring.
>Whatintheflying-
>Your throat stung, and you felt like someone stabbed you in the- Why is there a bandaid on your head?!
PINKIE!
>She immediately jolts from her sleep.
>Pinkie: Sn- wha- *giggle* Suuurpriiisee!
Pinkie what the hell?!!!
>Pinkie: Happy birthday Nonny!
BIRTHDAY?! WH- wait..
>Today was your birthday, wasn't it!
Why is there a band aid on my head?!
>Pinkie: We had fun last night!
..What?!
>Pinkie: I woke up at midnight to make sure to get the veeery most out of your birthday!
>She pokes your nose at the word "very" and climbs off on top of you.
>Pinkie: You sure are a heavy sleeper Nonny!