AiE : Chapter 1

> Normal summer day in 2010 for Anon. Woke up, had breakfast, some Steam community shenanigans over this nights TF2 match, played L4D2, went to sleep.
> Woke up on grass, still night
 "What the..."
> Apples. Apple trees full of deliciously looking red apples.
> Suddenly, hear a southern accent somewhere in distance.
> "'Ya think the light was from here?"
> Female voices, not older then 20.
> Hear some rustling in the apple tree nearby
> Suddenly, a figure of a tall human falls down.
> It moans.
> "Gawd-damn what the fuck was that"
> It crouches down, looks around.
> Anon decides to go see it.
  "You alright man?"
> "What the?"
> The guy looks at anon. Ghillie suit, mask paint on face and binoculars that are obviously equipped with nightvision.
 "Did you get me here?"
> Guy throws me a pistol.
> "If that redneck midget horse finds you, it will not be nice. We got into some arguments before, and that dumb trailer trash will think you are me."
> Weird english-russian-arab accent
> Guy runs off faster then a race car, leaving anon alone in the middle of nowhere.
> Anon decides to check the magazine.
> One little 9mm bastard there.
> See light in distance
> See "it" before it sees me.
> As the weird guy described, literary a orange midget horse holding a lantern in its teeth.
> "Gosh darned varmints"
> Heart starts beating fast, looks like Anon is trespassing.
> "What in tarnation- You!"
"Wait! Im not the other guy!"
> The horsy thing throws a lasso on me, suceeds and i fall on the ground helpless.
> It gets close
"Let me go!"
> "Ya'll pay for that ya big mouth varmint!"
> It gets close, and puts the lantern near me.
> "Wait... Ya'll not him?"
"I told you i'm not!"
> Suddenly, Anon hear that guy burst out in laughter somewhere else.
> "Another time AJ!"
> The horse thing looks around, and then at Anon
> "Who are you?"
"And what are you?"
> "'Scuse me?"
 "I just woke up here, and i don't know you, or either that other guy"
> "Oh i'm mighty sorry! I thought ya'll Samuel, and he's mighty evil bein' 'ya know."
>  Horse thing unties Anon, and they start walking over to the farmhouse.
> Explains there are not horses, but ponys, they live in the land of Equestria,  and Anon is now in the Sweet Apple Acres near a town named Ponyville.
> They got Unicorns, Pegasi and other mythical creatures here.
> Some guy named Samuel appeared here about a week ago, orange pony says he is like anon but larger, and has big sticks that summon  thunder and break trees in half.
" I didn't catch you'r name.
> "Oh! How could i forget mah manners, i'm Applejack"
> Anon walks to AJ's home, look's like they live in a barn.
> Gets invited in, Anon politely refuses.
> Anon takes directions to town
> Anon starts walking there.
> Anon can almost see town.
> Suddenly, that guy jumps out of a bush.
> "Wassup! Look's like you made it out, now to make it clear i need to know who you are, how you got here, and what you know. If you help me out, i will maybe get you back home."
> Anon asks Samuel who he is.
> "Name's Samuel, that's all you need to know. And i'm not certainly the guy you want to fuck with."
> Samuel is a little over two meters tall, a combat knife that could be considered a machete strapped to his side, and with a scarred face.
> "Well i'm Anon, i'm 19, i just ended high school. It was a normal day, and then i woke up here. And all i know is a little situational info and the name of that pony with a hat and-"
> BWAM
> "Oh I'm sorry, did i break you'r concentration? I thought you were talking something about best intentions?"
"What?"
> "What country you from?"
"What?"
> "What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak english in what?"
"What?"
> "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT"
"Are you quoting Pulp Fiction?"
> "Yes! Post '94, great. You play videogames?"
"Yeah..."
> "I did not ask for this." he imitates a voice.
"What?"
> "Something different..."
> Sam starts thinking.
"Why don't you ask me the year i am frim in the first time?"
> "Shut up! I like playing games!"
"But..."
> "SHUT. UP."
> Sam thinks for a longer time.
"I'm from 2010."
> "You sonofabitch!"
> Sam is angry,
"Are you okay?"
> Sam frowns at anon.
> "Are you telling me i am crazy?"
"No?"
> "Good! Don't believe the doctors man. Whatever they say, I'm not insane. Okay? Not. Insane. I'm fine! Look at me! Do i look insane to you? I don't seem insane to myself, do i to you?"
> This guy is nuts. Also, wont shut up.
"No! You seem cool to me."
> "Good. Fucking psychyatrists telling i'm a psychopath with a superiority complex! Bunch of bullshit i say."
> Starts mumbling something like a madman.
> Anon with Sam reaches town. Pastel colored houses.
"Where are we going actually?"
> Sam is silent.
> They reach a tree with a door in it.
> Sam knocks the door so hard Anon thought it will fall off.
> Purple lizard opens the door.
> Sam pushes Anon inside over the lizard, rendering them on the ground.
> Sam seems angered that the door closed behind him, and kicks it open, breaking the lock.
> "Goodbye motherfuckers!"
> Anon regains consiousness.
> Purple unicorn and the mutated lizard thingy looking at him.
"Uhm... Hi."
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End chapter one.