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Deadmeat Chronicles: In the Shelter

Nov 5th, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green main.
  2. >Your ruined ear rest on the side of your head, your crooked tail is sore.
  3. >Your body aches a little from being kicked into a bush but you are getting over that.
  4. >You were riding in the back of an animal control van, but it has now stopped.
  5. >You hear large doors closing and you see the light outside dim.
  6. >The back doors of the van open up.
  7. >You can see that you are in a big room and the man with white fur is between you and escape.
  8. >You start to puff your cheeks and he brings out a net.
  9. >You look at the cages between you and the exit, you can see no escape.
  10. >You slump as he puts the net over you.
  11. >”Pwease nuu hewt Deadmeat…” you mutter.
  12. >”Guy, I capture you fellas for adoption, I don’t hurt you.”
  13. >He leans in and grabs the scruff of your neck.
  14. >He slowly takes the net off and picks you up under your front hooves and carries you.
  15. >You quickly look around, all doors are shut and you don’t see any place to hide.
  16. >You are carried into a room with a large pen, it is filled with fluffies.
  17. >”Yay! Take fwuffy home!”, “Nuu daddeh?”, “Fwuffy wan sketties!”, “Fwuffy wub daddeh! Pick fwuffy!”
  18. >They all clamor at the pens sides trying to get the white furred monsters attention.
  19. >”No guys, bringing you a new friend today.”
  20. >He sets you in the pen.
  21. >The other fluffies ignore you and still try to get the man’s attention.
  22. >You start to walk around the pen looking for a gate.
  23. >You have to get out.
  24. >The man yells at a closed door, “Got another one for you!”
  25. >”And I’m watching TV! I’ll feed them in a minute!”
  26. >The man gets a worried look on his face then looks at you, “The owner really loves fluffies.”
  27. >”They won’t hurt you, they’ll get fired.”
  28. >You ignore him and keep prodding the sides of the pen.
  29. >”Ok guys, I have to go and get you more friends.”
  30. >They all start cheering, “Yay! Mo fwen fo fwuffy!”
  31. >You keep prodding at the wall trying to find an opening.
  32. >As you go around you see a fluffy laying at the bottom of the wall.
  33. >He is a light green unicorn with a white mane.
  34. >He looks familiar and you start to sniff him.
  35. >Your eyes get big, “Yoo bad smawty! Go way!”
  36. >He just lays there not really responding.
  37. >You start to circle him and view him from the side.
  38. >His back is to the wall and his feet are to the inside.
  39. >His back side is coated with poopie.
  40. >He seems to be breathing deeply.
  41. >You step closer, “Why bad smawty just way der?”
  42. >You puff your cheeks and stomp, “Go way!”
  43. >The unicorn starts to whine, “Nuuuuuu… nuu mo hewties…”
  44. >You keep an eye on your old enemy.
  45. >He raises his head and opens his mouth in a quiet cry.
  46. >You drop your stance, he smells the same, but he looks different.
  47. >He is having trouble holding his head up, one of his ears is flopped down.
  48. >It looks like his head is dented in on the right side.
  49. >”Pwease… fwuffy sowwy… nuu mo hewties…” he gives a long wine again.
  50. >You see he is no threat.
  51. >You start to wonder what happened to him.
  52. >”Heheh, time fo sowwy emfs!”
  53. >You hear rustling behind you.
  54. >You run to the wall and get your back to it and puff your cheeks.
  55. >You see the fluffies start to scatter.
  56. >”Dum dum hoomin go bye bye. Big smawty wan sowwy emfs!”
  57. >The fluffies spread apart, “Fwuffy nuu wan…” some start crying.
  58. >Then out of the mass of fluffies four fluffies come strutting out.
  59. >They are followed by a large earth fluffy, he has straw yellow fluff with a gray mane and gray eyes.
  60. >The four fluffies are from the bad smarty’s herd.
  61. >They truddle toward their smarty.
  62. >He glances up and sees them, “Nuuuuu… Nuuuuuu….Pwease… nuu hewt fwuffy nuu mo…. Wahhhhh”
  63. >They ignore him, when they get to him one of them stomps his nose, “Yoo smawty nuu mo!”
  64. >The others bite his fluff and drag him away from the wall.
  65. >”NUUUUU! FWUFFY SOWWY! NUUUUUU!!!”
  66. >The fluffies start to buck his body as the large earth fluffy get closer.
  67. >”Get on tummy! Big smawty say so!” One of the fluffies starts to nip the downed smarty’s ear.
  68. >”Bwaaahaaahaaaa… Booohuuu huuuuuu…”
  69. >The beaten smarty weakly rolls on his belly.
  70. >He has no will to resist.
  71. >The earth fluffy walks behind him and sniffs his poopie covered rump.
  72. >”Heh sowwy emfs!” He gets behind the light green unicorn and mounts him.
  73. >The earth fluffy starts to thrust roughly as the beaten unicorn lets out a long whine.
  74. >”Enf! Enf! Enf! Sowwy Enf! Enf! Enf! Gud Enf! Enf! Feew! Enf! Enf! Sowwy enf!”
  75. >The unicorn futily tries to crawl away with his front hooves.
  76. >They only make small rubbing noises as he frantically pads at the floor.
  77. >”Waaahhhhh… fwuffy sowwy…wahhhhhh… nuu hewties…. Nuu sowwies…. Huu huu huuuuuu…”
  78. >Boo boo juice starts to leak from the beaten smarty’s poopie place.
  79. >”Enf! Enf! Sowwy! Gud! Enf! Eenf! Feew! Eenf! Enf! ENF! ENF!”
  80. >The yellow earth fluffy raises his front hoof and slams it down on the unicorns head right in the dent.
  81. >The light green unicorn’s head slams and bounces on the floor of the pen.
  82. >His body goes into small seizures as boo boo juice stains his lips.
  83. >The earth fluffy stiffens up and holds on.
  84. >He forces his final thrusts, “Eenf!.... ENF!... gud feew…Enf! Enf!... Sowwy enfs! .. Enf!”
  85. >He catches his breath and dismounts.
  86. >A small puddle of boo boo juice is forming below your old enemy’s tail.
  87. >One of his old owchie friends quickly mounts him when the straw colored earth fluffy steps away.
  88. >”Big smawty wan gif mo sowwy enfs! Whewe new fwen!”
  89. >The gaggle of fluffies start to mill about nervously.
  90. >One sees you and yells, “Dere new fwen! Pwease nuu sowwy emfs fo fwuffy!”
  91. >You continue to stand with your back to the pen’s wall as the other fluffies back away from you.
  92. >After they clear away one gasps, “Dat munsta smawty!”
  93. >Another whispers, “Munsta smawty and big smawty… nuu haf mo dan one smawty….”
  94. >The straw colored fluffy looks at you, “Yoo ugwy fwuffy! Bad fwuffy tuwn wound and get sowwy enfs!”
  95. >You face the large earth fluffy, he is about half bigger than you.
  96. >The three owchie friends get behind him while the last finishes giving sorry enfs to the subjugated smarty.
  97. >”Deadmeat nuu tuwn wound, yoo go way or big owchies!” You puff your cheeks.
  98. >The other owchie friend joined the others and they try and stare you down.
  99. >One of their eyes bug out as he recognizes you, “Dat munsta smawty! Munsta smawty gif biggest owchies!”
  100. >You look at the whining fluffy on the ground
  101. >You stare the large earth fluffy in the eye, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”
  102. >You lower your head and puff your cheeks to be as intimidating as possible, “..or biggest owchies!”
  103. >He starts to stomp, “Yoo nuu tawk smawty wike dat! Yoo get sowwy enfs! You get wots and wots sowwy enfs!”
  104. >”Owwie fwens! Get dat fwuffy!”
  105. >You and the five fluffies face off, the rest of the fluffies in the pen pack to the other side shaking.
  106. >The owchie friends start to stomp and puff their cheeks.
  107. >”Munsta smawty dum dum fwuffy! Fwuffies haf big stwong smawty noa!”
  108. >The straw colored earth fluffy get a smile on his face and you can see his pee pee place start to stick out through his poop stained bottom.
  109. >”Smawty gif sowwy enfs, hee hee hee…”
  110. >You give a raspberry and stomp puffing your cheeks.
  111. >One of the owchie friends charges, “AHHHH!”
  112. >You charge lowering your horn.
  113. >The other owchie friends truddle forward giving a sweet harmonious war shout.
  114. >You try and stab the front fluffy in its neck but hit too high ramming your horn into its mouth.
  115. >You feel soft resistance as it buries into the back of his mouth.
  116. >The boo boo juice flows immediately covering your horn.
  117. >He starts to make gurgling noises as he tries to back off.
  118. >The other three are on you knocking you back.
  119. >Your horn comes out of the charging fluffy’s mouth.
  120. >Boo boo juice flows and sprays out of his mouth.
  121. >He gives struggling rasps of breath unable to talk.
  122. >One of the owchies bites your hind leg, one bites your ruined ear and the last is a unicorn who starts to stab your ribs with his horn.
  123. >”EEEEEEEE! eeEEEEeeeeEEEE!!” You scream as they lay into.
  124. >Instinctively you kick back hitting the fluffy on your leg in his throat.
  125. >Your hoof burries into his soft neck, you feel a quiet crunch.
  126. >The fluffy flops back padding at his neck with his hoofs.
  127. >He jumps up with tears in his eyes crying, but no sound comes out.
  128. >He starts to run in circles in a panic.
  129. >You push the fluffy biting your ear and he stumbles and falls down.
  130. >You give the unicorn a boop on his nose.
  131. >He looks at you and tears up, “Yoo mean fwuffy!”
  132. > He sits and cries.
  133. >You turn to face the owchie you just pushed down.
  134. >You see the first fluffy lying face down on the floor not moving, a pool of blood around his face.
  135. >The owchie friend you pushed down is now back up and coming at you.
  136. >He is trying to nip your nose and ears.
  137. >You stab and swing your hooves trying to boop his nose.
  138. >You finally connect and knock his head to the side.
  139. >You lunge and stab his neck.
  140. >He lets out a squeal of pain.
  141. >You pull back and blood spurts from the wound spraying your face.
  142. >The blood spays in your eyes blinding you for a second.
  143. >You spit some blood out of your mouth as his screams fill the air, “AHHHH! Fwuffy hewt! EEEEEE!!”
  144. >You feel large hooves slam down on your back knocking you to the floor.
  145. >You feel hooves start to close on each side, “Hee hee! Sorry enfs!”
  146. >”Big smawty have munsta smawty down! Gif big owchies!”
  147. >You start feeling jabs as the unicorn runs up and starts poking your face.
  148. >You start to struggle and push yourself up.
  149. >You feel the hooves start to wrap around your ribs.
  150. >”Nnnnn! Nuu gif Deadmeat speshul huggies!”
  151. >You kick backwards trying to hit the large fluffies pee pee place.
  152. >”Ahhhh! Bad fwuffy!” You feel another jab to your nose.
  153. >”Bad fwuffy! Stay still fo sowwy enfs!” you can hear frustration in the large earth fluffy’s voice.
  154. >”NNnnnnn! Get off Dead- OWCHIES!”
  155. >The unicorn pokes you again.
  156. >You spin where you can see one of the large fluffy’s legs.
  157. >You twist further kicking off to the side.
  158. >”Bad fwuffy! Nee gif sowwy enfs!”
  159. >The unicorn lunges some more poking your neck.
  160. >You twist your head for enough to bite the large earth fluffies leg.
  161. >”Owie owie owie owie! Nuu hewt fwuffy! Wahhh!”
  162. >He starts to shake his leg trying to get away from you.
  163. >You finally get a good view of his pee pee place.
  164. >You rear back your back leg and kick straight back hard hitting the pink top of his protruding penis.
  165. >You bend it back and kick further hitting his tender mounds.
  166. >”WHAAAAA! Bad fwuffy hewt big smawty!”
  167. >The strength goes out of his legs letting you get out from under him.
  168. >The large straw colored falls face down on the floor and starts to run randomly with his rear legs.
  169. >He is covering his pee pee place with his front hooves, “Wahhhhhh! Bad fwuffy gif pee pee owies! Wahhh!”
  170. >You face off with the unicorn.
  171. >You see the fluffy you stabbed in the neck truddle in the back ground still squirting blood from his wound.
  172. >You spot the fluffy you kicked in the neck laying on his side not moving.
  173. >”Yoo bad fwuffy! Bad bad bad! Yoo hewt big smawty! Gif biggest owchies!”
  174. >He lunges trying to poke you with his horn.
  175. >You dodge to the side and bite his horn.
  176. >”Ahhh! Wet go fwuffy hown! Nnnnnnn!”
  177. >The two of you start to struggle.
  178. >You start forcing him back.
  179. >The fluffy with boo boo juices squirting from his neck starts to lay down, “Fwuffy ….. nuu feew gud….”
  180. >”Nnnnn! Bad fwuffy! Wet go! Nnnnnnn! NnnNnNNN!”
  181. >You back him into the wall.
  182. >You start to shake his head.
  183. >He wiggles his horn trying to get away.
  184. >You decide to try and put the fluffy on its back.
  185. >You raise your hoof hitting him under his jaw and twisting with all your might.
  186. >You put your shoulder into his head trying to flip him.
  187. >His head turns quickly and you hear a sickening pop.
  188. >Suddenly his body goes limp dragging you to the ground.
  189. >You get up seeing only his head twisted.
  190. >His eyes are bugged out unnaturally looking at his own back.
  191. >You see he is no longer breathing.
  192. >”Nnnn! Bad fwuffies! Gif owchies fo smawty!”
  193. >You turn and the large straw colored fluffy is poking the one that laid down.
  194. >His eyes are closed, the side of his neck is now matted with boo boo juice.
  195. >A puddle of boo boo juice has formed around his body.
  196. >The large smarty walks to the fluffy you kicked in the neck.
  197. >”Get up! Gif owchies! Nuu sweepy time!”
  198. >The fluffy limply moves when pushed but never moves on its own.
  199. >The straw fluffy stomps in frustration.
  200. >”Nnnnnnnn! EFEWY FWUFFY GET SOWWY ENFS!”
  201. >The rest of the pen starts to shake in fear.
  202. >Some outright shit themselves.
  203. >He huffs heavily as you start to step toward him.
  204. >”It yoo fault! Yoo suppose to tuwn and get sowwy enfs! Yoo nuu tuwn! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
  205. >It seems as if the whole day is boiling in you right now.
  206. >You start to puff your cheeks, “Gonna gif biggest owchies!”
  207. >The straw fluffy starts to stomp its hoof and lower his head toward you.
  208. >His voice is filled with venom, “Gif you wots sowwy enfs! Make big smawty guud feew!”
  209. >The two of you walk toward each other with heads lowered.
  210. >Both have puffed cheeks, you are making sparklies.
  211. >You get close and slowly circle.
  212. >The big smarty shouts angrily and swings his hoof at you.
  213. >You are much faster than the large earth fluffy and easily dodge his swing.
  214. >You spin and buck him in his nose.
  215. >”Owie! Bad fwuffy hewt smawty!” He yells as he covers his nose.
  216. >You run to his side and push him causing him to stumble.
  217. >He turns with boo boo juices staining his nose.
  218. >”Bad fwuffy! WHAAA!” he charges you.
  219. >You easily step to the side and kick his ribs as he runs by.
  220. >”Munsta smawty…. Goin’ beat big smawty…”
  221. >The fluffies start to murmur.
  222. >”Nuu mo sowwy enfs?”, “Munsta fwuffy scawe fwuffy…”, “Yay! Bad smawty get owies!”
  223. >You and the large earth fluffy face off again.
  224. >You charge each other and you ram him with your horn.
  225. >It gets buried in the large fluffy’s left shoulder.
  226. >You are scooted back a few inches but you stop the large fluffy cold.
  227. >”OWIEEEEEEEEE!! EEEEEEEE!!!”
  228. >You pull your horn out and watch as the straw colored fluffy stumbles forward.
  229. >He can’t put weight on his left leg and he falls hard on the floor.
  230. >He lays there crying as the fluff around his shoulder starts to turn red.
  231. >”Why meanie fwuffy hewt smawty? Wahhhhhh!! Onwy wan gif sowwy enfs! Bwahhhahhhahhh!”
  232. >He looks at you with a tear stained face as you circle around to his side.
  233. >You stare down at him, “Yoo bad bad fwuffy! YOO BAD!”
  234. >You charge and ram your horn into the side of his chest.
  235. >He stiffens out screaming in pain, “EEEEEE! Hewp fwuffy! EeEEeeeeee… fwuffy…”
  236. >His head slumps to the floor as the pen cheers you.
  237. >”Yay! New smawty!”, “Dum dum smawty biggest owchies!”, “Nuu mo sowwy enfs!”, “Fwuffy wan be speshul fwen!”
  238. >You pull your horn out and see boo boo juice boil out of the wound you made.
  239. >It is dripping from your horn and your fluff is stained.
  240. >You rise up and place your front hooves on your fallen foe.
  241. >The fluffies jump and giggle around you.
  242. >”What in the fuck are you guys doing!?”
  243. >You hear a door open.
  244. >”I am trying to watch TV and you bastards can’t keep fucking quiet!”
  245. >You see a two legged monster come into view.
  246. >He looks in, “Ok! What the hell are you guys…. Well fuck me…”
  247. >He looks down and sees you over the body of the large earth fluffy, its yellow fluff mostly red now.
  248. >He sees the fluffy with the broken neck, then one with the crushed throat, the two with puddles of boo boo juice around them.
  249. >You shake making a mist of blood around you.
  250. >A drip of blood falls off your horn as you look the human in his eye.
  251. >”Wet Deadmeat go or big owchies munsta!”
  252. >You give a big raspberry.
  253. >The fluffies in the pen are still cheering you.
  254. >The two legged monster still looks at you and yells over his shoulder, “Bob! We have a smarty!”
  255. >You puff your cheeks.
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