No Hetero

>"Hey Anon!"
"Rainbow Dash!"
>The two of you come running up to one another as Rainbow jumps into your embrace. With a tight hug, you let her go as she takes to flapping and scratching the back of her head, "No Hetero."
"No Hetero."
>Twilight and pals come walking up and smirk, "Gee Rainbow, with how much you talked about Anon, I'd think you'd show just a little more affection."
>Rainbow blushes angry as she turns back, "S-shut up!"
>Everyone had a good laugh as you like fun at her.
"Miss me that much eh? That's cause you had nobody to bum free meals off."
>Soarin and Braeburn come walking behind you, "Look who's talking, Anon spent days talking about Rainbow while we were coming back."
"I did not!"
>Now everyone laughs at you as Rainbow snickers and jabs you at the side. You jab back and get into a tussle, practically rolling over one another.
>Everyone watches, causing the two of you to stop,get up, and blush while scratching the back of your heads and saying "No hetero."
"No hetero."

>At a bar, the girls drink as Twilight taps RD, "Say, I've been meaning to ask, what does "No hetero" mean?"

>Back at home, you, Brae, and Soarin drink as you talk to them.
"You know, "no hetero", like, "I don't see you or meant it in a romantic way." we're just buds."
>Brae raises and eye brow and points to him and Soarin, "No see, Soarin and I, we're just buds. But you don't see us wrastlin each other."
>Soarin smiles flirty, "Speak for yourself."

>"C'mon Rainbow, seriously?"
>"I'm serious, Anon and I are just friends. That's it."
>Rarity leans forward holding her wine glass, "You and Anon are pretty chummy for friends. I mean, Spike is my best friend, but I'd never flirt with him the way you do with Anon."
>Spike leans forward to with a crushed sigh, "Don't remind me."

"So all guys and girls HAVE to fuck? They can't just be friends?"
>"They can be anything they want, but y'all AINT friends, yer in love an won't admit it."

>"I don't love Anon! That's gross!"

>"Admit Anon! Ya luv her!"

"I already told you, were just friends!"

>"Friends don't give each other playful mouth kisses."

"I already told you! It's just to see who gets grossed out first!"
>Reaching a climax of anger, both you and Dash yell, "Enough!" As Dash gets up and walks away pissed, "I'm going home."
>Twilight sips at her fruity drink, "What was that about?" As Rarity elegantly holds her glass before sipping.
>"Sexual frustration I'm sure."

>At home, you fluff your pillow.
"I can't believe people keep thinking we're an item."
>Rainbow knocks a pillow on the mattress shaking her head, "Stupid ponies, forcing their insecurity and gender views on others."
"Yeah, but we know better. We'll always be pals."
>"The best of pals."
>Crawling in bed, the two of you lay facing one another and smiling.
"So uhhh.."
>"Little spoon?"
"Little spoon."
>Rainbow turns around and allows you to snuggle up behind her.
>Nuzzling her neck, you sigh happily as she swishes her tail a bit. Suddenly her wings begin to expand and scrape against your stomach. Causing your dick to expand, and touch her butt.
>"..."
"...."
>"No hetero?"
"No hetero."
>Today was at totally not hetero day