Muv Luv Alt End Because Ixrec Can't

Chizuru: Sensei, I have a suggestion as the Class Representative.
Marimo: Oh, what is it, Sakaki-san?
Chizuru: There is a lot of transfer students so-
Tama: I agree!
Marimo: Wait but don't you guys have bad eyes, can't see in front and stuff-
Chizuru: ITS OKAY NOW.
Marimo: Oh, I see-
Meiya: Ms.Jinguuji, please don't! It will confuse people on the day of transfer!!
Yuuhi: I have to agree!
Sumika: NO NO NO NO! DEFINITELY CHANGE SEATS!
Mikoto: I think its okay the way it is.
Sumika & Ayamine: CHANGE SEATS! CHANGE SEATS! CHANGE SEATS!
Marimo: Everyone, calm down, please!
Yuuko: Okay, I will settle this.
All: KOUZUKI-SENSEI!?
Yuuko: I will have you do a cooking battle!
Takeru: PLEASE WAIT, WHY DO WE END UP DOING THIS?
Yuuko: The winner will get a seat next to Shirogane.
All: EH?
Marimo: WAIT, YUUKO!
The girls: WE'LL DO IT! PLEASE LET US DO IT!
Marimo & Takeru: EHHH???
Yuuko: Fuhuhu, Yashiro, what will you do?
Kasumi: I will do it.
Marimo & Takeru: EHHHHHH!?!?!?
Yuuko: Shirogane, you are a love-love nucleus.
Takeru: "Love-love nucleus"?
Yuuko: Most likely. You have magnetic powers to attract girls! It will give anyone the ability to get their time of being popular! Marimo, wait for it~!
Marimo: ITS A PROBLEM!
Ayamine: I will win, definitely-
Mikoto: I won't lose, too!
Tama: Me too, I will definitely win with my own strength!
Akane: Hey, hey, Haruko.
Haruko: Oh, hi there Akane.
Akane: Why is B-Class so noisy?
Haruko: The transfer students and Shirogane are fighting over seats.
Akane: Chizuru too~? Heeeh, no wonder you are so heated up~!
Chizuru: A-Akane! Don't get me wrong, I am only doing this as the Class Representative!
Ayamine: Denying it is useless.
Chizuru: A-Ayamine-san!
Akane & Haruko: Ahahaha!
(There are three lines here by Meiya and Yuuhi, talking about how the Mitsurugi Conglomerate does not tolerate failure)
Sumika: Yashiro-san?
(cue intro of Muv-Luv)
Kasumi: Please... call me Kasumi.
Sumika: All right, Kasumi-chan, everyone, I definitely won't lose!
Kasumi: I will not lose, too!
Sumika: Everyone, let's all do our best okay?
Kasumi: Yes.
Takeru: AAAAAAAAHH GEEZ! YOU GUYS, JUST DO WHATEVER THE HECK YOU LIKE!
(credits roll)