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  1. [02:06] * Liven_Up drunkilly stammers in. "Alright what's the problem here?"
  2. [02:06] == CompoundLift [webchat@14-200-160-60.static.tpgi.com.au] has joined #FourCannon-clinic
  3. [02:06] <Silver_Tongue> "I dunno but he's close to death"
  4. [02:07] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to Id problem
  5. [02:07] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  6. [02:07] * Liven_Up puts his head to Bob's chest and listens.
  7. [02:07] <CompoundLift> "his pulse is faint"
  8. [02:07] <Liven_Up> !roll d20 to hear
  9. [02:07] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  10. [02:08] <Silver_Tongue> (Bob you here?)
  11. [02:08] <Liven_Up> "His breathing is faint but there... just like his pulse. Starting CPR."
  12. [02:08] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  13. [02:08] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic
  14. [02:08] <Silver_Tongue> (Bob what's wrong with you?)
  15. [02:08] <Bob> [>Implying I'll give it away]
  16. [02:08] * Hearth_Fire watches nervously
  17. [02:08] <Bob> [Also don't forget that med buff fucker]
  18. [02:09] <CompoundLift> "the hell are you doing?!? dont give him CPR, youll kill him!"
  19. [02:09] <Liven_Up> "I know that."
  20. [02:09] <Liven_Up> !roll d20+3 to diagnose
  21. [02:09] <GameServ> (6) + 3 == 9
  22. [02:09] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20+3 to mouth to mouth Bob
  23. [02:09] <GameServ> (11) + 3 == 14
  24. [02:10] <CompoundLift> "what the hell are you diong, hes breathing and has a pulse he dosn't need mouth to mouth""
  25. [02:10] <Bob> [Silver that doesn't apply to you bro. +3 vocational, +1 IRL experience]
  26. [02:10] <Silver_Tongue> Oh well it's still plus one, thank you Boy Scouts for CPR training
  27. [02:11] <Silver_Tongue> "I don't know Compound I'm panicking"
  28. [02:11] <CompoundLift> "puo him in the recovery position and give him oxygen"
  29. [02:11] * Liven_Up rolls Bob on his side and begins mouth to mouth.
  30. [02:12] <Liven_Up> !roll d20+4
  31. [02:12] <GameServ> (16) + 4 == 20
  32. [02:12] * Bob sputters "WAUGH"
  33. [02:12] * Bob looks around
  34. [02:12] <CompoundLift> "you might also want to give him an IV of 5 percent glucose"
  35. [02:12] <Hearth_Fire> "BOB!"
  36. [02:12] <Bob> "Augh...
  37. [02:12] <Bob> "Guys, I just swam like a bazillion miles... I'm fine..."
  38. [02:12] <Silver_Tongue> "Bob are you okay? Can you speak?"
  39. [02:13] * Bob nods "Extremely exhausted, though...
  40. [02:13] <Bob> "Cap'n... And Green..."
  41. [02:13] <CompoundLift> "god dammit guys"
  42. [02:13] <Silver_Tongue> "Where are the others?"
  43. [02:13] <Liven_Up> "Implying we have IVs." He goes and sits at his deck.
  44. [02:13] * Bob smiles "They're okay! Not sure though... Was swimming really frantically.."
  45. [02:14] <Hearth_Fire> "Were they with you?"
  46. [02:14] <Silver_Tongue> "Where are they?"
  47. [02:14] <Bob> "They're in these... cave channel things next to the river."
  48. [02:14] <CompoundLift> "you still dont perform mouth to mouth and CPR on a BREATHING PATIENT!"
  49. [02:14] <Bob> "You want me to give the whole story?"
  50. [02:14] * Bob wipes mouth "Blech"
  51. [02:15] <Hearth_Fire> "Wait, next to this river? Are they nearby!?"
  52. [02:15] <CompoundLift> "its like you where trying to kill him"
  53. [02:15] <Silver_Tongue> "Yes bob please tell us"
  54. [02:15] <Bob> "Relatively... Reallllllyy far away from here though!"
  55. [02:15] <Liven_Up> "Silver, that vodka. Get it now."
  56. [02:15] <Bob> "Well, I woke up in this big cave thing, and was reallly groggy"
  57. [02:16] * Hearth_Fire listens intently
  58. [02:16] <Bob> "I found some awesome glowing coral!"
  59. [02:16] <CompoundLift> "is that for you or bob? cause he needs water"
  60. [02:16] * Bob looks sad "But I lost it"
  61. [02:16] <Silver_Tongue> "get it yourself Liven"
  62. [02:16] <Bob> "And then I walked, and found Greensleeves unconscious with two seapones!"
  63. [02:16] <Liven_Up> "Well Bob's fine. I'm going back to the Inn."
  64. [02:17] * Bob looks sad "What, you don't want to know what happened Liven?"
  65. [02:17] <Hearth_Fire> "Liven's not in the bst of moods right now"
  66. [02:17] <Liven_Up> "Not really. I just want a drink."
  67. [02:17] <Silver_Tongue> "Livens pussy"
  68. [02:17] <Silver_Tongue> *pissy
  69. [02:17] <CompoundLift> "he's not friends with any of us"
  70. [02:17] * Bob continues, a bit downtrodden [hue]
  71. [02:18] * Liven_Up leaves and heads back to the inn.
  72. [02:18] <Bob> "Once the seapone left, I got Green sleeves and we kinda flipped our shit fir a bit"
  73. [02:18] <Bob> "Then walked... hid from the seaponies... and eventually found Cap'n and Carol and.. What was the other one?"
  74. [02:19] <Silver_Tongue> "Was Green doing what I think he was doing?"
  75. [02:19] * Bob looks puzzled
  76. [02:20] <Bob> "I forgot. Anyways, Green and I waited till the seaponies left, and found a drunk Cap'n! We went to where we thought the entrance was, and learned some shit"
  77. [02:20] <Bob> "Like, the seaponies really aren't bad guys, guys! They just... I dunno. Want the D?"
  78. [02:20] <Hearth_Fire> "...what? Really?"
  79. [02:21] <Silver_Tongue> ""They want Cher don't they?"
  80. [02:21] <Bob> "Aanyways, I snapped Cap'n out of his stupor and he kinda explained how he was concerned about Carol"
  81. [02:21] <Bob> "They didn't say anything about Cheren!"
  82. [02:22] <Silver_Tongue> Carol?"
  83. [02:22] <Silver_Tongue> "Who's that?"
  84. [02:22] <CompoundLift> "how come evertyhing seems to want the d?"
  85. [02:23] <Bob> "And... thenMrSlitherschasedusandweflippedourshitandCarolwasmadatCap'nandweallbookeditceptIswamfartherandfoundmyselfontherivershoreandswamlikeabajillionmilestowalkintotheinnandthencollapsedexhaustedandthenwokeupbyagrosslimykiss
  86. [02:23] * Hearth_Fire shrugs "Estrus?"
  87. [02:23] <Silver_Tongue> "Because I'm willing to give it"
  88. [02:23] * Bob catches his breath
  89. [02:24] <Bob> "Carol! Cap'ns pseudo-GF Seapone, duh!"
  90. [02:24] <Silver_Tongue> "Never heard of her"
  91. [02:24] * CompoundLift laughs
  92. [02:24] <Hearth_Fire> "...again, what?"
  93. [02:24] <Bob> "Ummm nevermind.
  94. [02:25] <CompoundLift> "girlfriend seapone, OF COURSE!"
  95. [02:25] <Bob> "What I'm trying to say is that the SeaPonies aren't bad! And I only saw two of them! And Ithink Mr. Slithers is their pet and I think if we treat the seaponies right everthing will be peachy-keen!
  96. [02:25] <Silver_Tongue> "Bob tell the town this tomorrow so we don't kill an innocent race if seawhores"
  97. [02:26] * Bob frowns "But I'm soooo tired..."
  98. [02:26] * Hearth_Fire lets out a sigh of releif "Glad to hear it, Bob"
  99. [02:26] == Recon_ [webchat@adsl-68-250-151-190.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  100. [02:26] <Bob> "Okay. You guys can too though, right?"
  101. [02:26] <Bob> [Fuck you too Recon]
  102. [02:26] <Hearth_Fire> "Oh, sure, I'm willing to spread the word"
  103. [02:26] * Bob smiles at Hearth
  104. [02:26] * Hearth_Fire smiles back
  105. [02:27] <Bob> "Hey.. you all weren't here just for me, right?"
  106. [02:27] <Hearth_Fire> "Clinic here or Inn here?"
  107. [02:27] <Silver_Tongue> "I was, your my bro Bob"
  108. [02:27] <Bob> "Clinic!"
  109. [02:27] * Bob cocked his head
  110. [02:27] <Bob> "I was in the Inn?
  111. [02:28] <Silver_Tongue> Yeah you wandered inn and passed our"
  112. [02:28] <CompoundLift> "we carried you here"
  113. [02:28] <Bob> "Th-thanks, Silver. Means a lot to me, even if I drugged you!"
  114. [02:28] <Bob> "You guys...."
  115. [02:28] * Bob starts to tear up a bit
  116. [02:28] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for hugbox
  117. [02:28] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  118. [02:28] <Silver_Tongue> "Was nothin Bob, just you looking out for me"
  119. [02:28] <CompoundLift> "are we gonna group hug?"
  120. [02:29] * Silver_Tongue gives bob a hugy
  121. [02:29] <Silver_Tongue> "Group hug!"
  122. [02:29] <Hearth_Fire> "Oh Bob" *returns bobs hug*
  123. [02:29] * Bob smiles, and falls asleep in the group hug
  124. [02:29] * CompoundLift jumps on silver and bob "im gettin in on this"
  125. [02:29] <Hearth_Fire> "Well, he wasn't kidding about how tired he was"
  126. [02:29] <Silver_Tongue> "Heh nighty night bob"
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