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(5:12:47 PM) `DM: You enter the lobby. It is very spacious. https://renovatingnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/382centralparkwest04.jpg
(5:13:10 PM) clockworkhacker: I look around for any doors
(5:14:31 PM) `DM: There are no doors. However, to the left and right behind the front desk are stairs.
(5:14:43 PM) clockworkhacker: I stealthily creep up the stairs
(5:14:47 PM) clockworkhacker: ((roll for stealth?))
(5:15:36 PM) `DM: Sure, if you'd like. But you don't see or hear anyone out and about. It's still very early.
(5:15:48 PM) clockworkhacker: roll 1d20+4
(5:15:48 PM) `DM: clockworkhacker rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
(5:15:53 PM) clockworkhacker: ((why my shit rolls))
(5:15:56 PM) clockworkhacker: ((whyyyyy))
(5:16:27 PM) `DM: Your footsteps continue to make noise as you step up the stairs.
(5:16:47 PM) clockworkhacker: I stop just short of the end of the stairwell and peek out into the hallway
(5:18:02 PM) `DM: You see a hall full of doors, to your left and to your right. There is a door at each end. This hallway is basically a straight line.
(5:19:01 PM) clockworkhacker: I continue up the stairs to the top levels.
(5:19:58 PM) `DM: You continue up stairs. Your footsteps continue to be noisy.
(5:20:21 PM) clockworkhacker: I exit the stairwell on the top-most level
(5:24:03 PM) clockworkhacker: ((hello?))
(5:24:17 PM) `DM: ((sorry i had to poop))
(5:24:32 PM) clockworkhacker: ((no prob))
(5:24:45 PM) `DM: ((are you trying to get on the roof or do u want to be on the top floor?)
(5:24:55 PM) clockworkhacker: ((top floor))
(5:26:25 PM) `DM: You are now on the hallway of the highest floor in the building. Looks just like the other hallways, really. (like this but purple https://larry5154.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/hallway.jpg)
(5:27:08 PM) clockworkhacker: I pick a door at random and break it down
(5:28:38 PM) `DM: How do you break down the door?
(5:29:01 PM) clockworkhacker: ummmm
(5:29:03 PM) clockworkhacker: lemme rethink that
(5:29:21 PM) clockworkhacker: I look around for a cleaning cart or something similar
(5:30:47 PM) `DM: Nothing. Just hallway.
(5:31:22 PM) clockworkhacker: I knock on a door at random
(5:31:56 PM) `DM: You knock on the door in front of you.
(5:32:32 PM) clockworkhacker: ((is there more?))
(5:32:48 PM) `DM: A tall, lanky dersite man opens the door and asks what you want from him. He is dressed in a bathrobe and slippers with a newspaper rolled under his armpit.
(5:33:33 PM) clockworkhacker: I say, "I'm sorry, is the dersite dignatary in?" as I attempt to pickpocket him.
(5:33:39 PM) clockworkhacker: ((bluff and slight of hand?))
(5:33:47 PM) `DM: soh
(5:33:59 PM) clockworkhacker: ((??))
(5:34:18 PM) `DM: ((sleight of hand))
(5:34:26 PM) clockworkhacker: roll 1d20+3
(5:34:27 PM) `DM: clockworkhacker rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
(5:34:30 PM) clockworkhacker: ((yasss))
(5:34:43 PM) `DM: roll 1d20 for me please
(5:34:51 PM) clockworkhacker: roll 1d20
(5:34:51 PM) `DM: clockworkhacker rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
(5:34:56 PM) clockworkhacker: ((fuuuu))
(5:35:26 PM) `DM: The man doesn't even notice you stealing his [GOLDEN POCKETWATCH] from him! Well done.
(5:35:44 PM) `DM: ((hey can u give me a couple minutes i gotta go get some groceries))
(5:35:48 PM) clockworkhacker: ((go ahead))