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  1. [10:19] <chaturangaCaller> ==START==
  2. [10:19] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller began pestering fashionableLunatic
  3. [10:19] <chaturangaCaller> oh! hello!
  4. [10:19] <fashionableLunatic> what!
  5. [10:19] <fashionableLunatic> who's there!
  6. [10:19] <chaturangaCaller> hehe! hi! im celia!
  7. [10:20] <fashionableLunatic> i don't want to buy any
  8. [10:20] <chaturangaCaller> i just noticed you had the same weird troll-whatever thing as that other person
  9. [10:20] <chaturangaCaller> and your all showing up in my pesterchum all of a sudden!
  10. [10:20] <fashionableLunatic> stop making fun of my horns!
  11. [10:20] <chaturangaCaller> ...um!
  12. [10:20] <chaturangaCaller> im not!
  13. [10:20] <chaturangaCaller> i swear!
  14. [10:20] <chaturangaCaller> you have horns?
  15. [10:21] <fashionableLunatic> of course I have dbwaiæfbhab horns what do you thing i am
  16. [10:21] <chaturangaCaller> um well i would assume not a demon?
  17. [10:21] <chaturangaCaller> demons are usually the ones who have horns!
  18. [10:21] <fashionableLunatic> huh
  19. [10:21] <fashionableLunatic> I never considered that
  20. [10:21] <fashionableLunatic> maybe I should get tested
  21. [10:22] <chaturangaCaller> hehe! maybe!
  22. [10:22] <chaturangaCaller> i think the other person with the weird handle suggested that they had horns as well
  23. [10:22] <fashionableLunatic> you have good advice to give fwaifbwalvfhwjlav Celia
  24. [10:22] <chaturangaCaller> thank you!
  25. [10:22] <chaturangaCaller> hehe
  26. [10:22] <fashionableLunatic> yes they probably have got horns
  27. [10:22] <fashionableLunatic> that seems to be a reoccuring thing here
  28. [10:22] <chaturangaCaller> so do you know them?
  29. [10:23] <chaturangaCaller> voltaireMortis?
  30. [10:23] <fashionableLunatic> are they alive?
  31. [10:23] <chaturangaCaller> they were kind of a troll
  32. [10:23] <chaturangaCaller> um?
  33. [10:23] <chaturangaCaller> probably?
  34. [10:23] <fashionableLunatic> how do they smell
  35. [10:23] <chaturangaCaller> haha well i didnt smell them! they spoke to me over pesterchum!
  36. [10:23] <chaturangaCaller> or... trollian! one of the chat clients!
  37. [10:24] <fashionableLunatic> yes... intriguing, chat clients, such marvels of the world
  38. [10:24] <chaturangaCaller> i guess when you say it alright its a little much to get excited about!
  39. [10:24] <chaturangaCaller> but i figured it was a good enough excuse to meet new people
  40. [10:24] <chaturangaCaller> who! have horns, apparently!
  41. [10:25] <chaturangaCaller> see! im learning!
  42. [10:25] <chaturangaCaller> why do you two have horns?
  43. [10:25] <fashionableLunatic> ok so
  44. [10:25] <fashionableLunatic> I'm pretty sure that bdywiabwhlab the horn fairy brings them from the other horns up in the mountains who are building a boat to sail to the moon
  45. [10:25] <fashionableLunatic> where is the moon even
  46. [10:26] <chaturangaCaller> um! the sky, last i checked!
  47. [10:26] <chaturangaCaller> that sounds
  48. [10:26] <chaturangaCaller> pretty intense!
  49. [10:26] <fashionableLunatic> maybe it is!
  50. [10:26] <fashionableLunatic> now hold on for a moment
  51. [10:27] <fashionableLunatic> i need to aquire a new laptop
  52. [10:27] <fashionableLunatic> this one is running out of battery
  53. [10:27] <chaturangaCaller> oh ok!
  54. [10:27] <chaturangaCaller> mine does that a lot too, i getcha!
  55. [10:27] <fashionableLunatic> ok i'm back with a new laptop
  56. [10:27] <fashionableLunatic> this one is green
  57. [10:27] <fashionableLunatic> and it has blood on it!
  58. [10:28] <fashionableLunatic> a bonus!
  59. [10:28] <chaturangaCaller> um!
  60. [10:28] <chaturangaCaller> sure!
  61. [10:28] <chaturangaCaller> are you also a vampire?
  62. [10:28] <fashionableLunatic> what is a vampire?
  63. [10:28] <chaturangaCaller> haha! i guess, someone who drinks blood and hates the sun?
  64. [10:29] <chaturangaCaller> they're not supposed to be real, i should point out!
  65. [10:29] <fashionableLunatic> i do hate the sun
  66. [10:29] <chaturangaCaller> um! so i dont want to sound like rude or anything
  67. [10:30] <chaturangaCaller> but is this roleplaying or like a troll scheme or like
  68. [10:30] <fashionableLunatic> but i try to not drink too much blood it upsets my tummy
  69. [10:30] <chaturangaCaller> are you really vampires with horns which have a horn fairy?
  70. [10:30] <fashionableLunatic> what's a horn fairy
  71. [10:30] <chaturangaCaller> you remember!
  72. [10:30] <chaturangaCaller> the horn fairy which takes the horns from the mountain that's building the ship to the moon!
  73. [10:30] <fashionableLunatic> that sounds like crazy talk
  74. [10:31] <chaturangaCaller> 0.0
  75. [10:31] <fashionableLunatic> are you entirely certain of your sanity
  76. [10:31] <chaturangaCaller> yes im very very sane!
  77. [10:31] <chaturangaCaller> your just trolling me!
  78. [10:31] <fashionableLunatic> I am
  79. [10:31] <fashionableLunatic> wait
  80. [10:31] <fashionableLunatic> who are you
  81. [10:31] <chaturangaCaller> bleuuugh
  82. [10:31] <chaturangaCaller> celia!
  83. [10:31] <fashionableLunatic> Oh
  84. [10:31] <fashionableLunatic> Jydbec just told me all about you
  85. [10:32] <chaturangaCaller> um! ok!
  86. [10:32] <chaturangaCaller> i dont know who they are though!
  87. [10:32] <fashionableLunatic> oh they are me but the other me who is also me
  88. [10:32] <fashionableLunatic> but they are a bit mad if you ask me
  89. [10:33] <chaturangaCaller> hahaha!
  90. [10:33] <chaturangaCaller> that sounds like an exciting life!
  91. [10:33] <chaturangaCaller> you seem like a nicer troll than VM
  92. [10:33] <fashionableLunatic> yes lots of fashion design and stabbing
  93. [10:33] <chaturangaCaller> on account of being a vampire right?
  94. [10:33] <fashionableLunatic> i'm a vampire?
  95. [10:33] <chaturangaCaller> maybe!
  96. [10:34] <chaturangaCaller> you said you might be!
  97. [10:34] <fashionableLunatic> cool!
  98. [10:34] <chaturangaCaller> it is cool!
  99. [10:34] <fashionableLunatic> i said no such thing
  100. [10:34] <chaturangaCaller> well maybe jydbec said it!
  101. [10:34] <fashionableLunatic> but i'm jydbec
  102. [10:34] <chaturangaCaller> i meant other jydbec!
  103. [10:34] <chaturangaCaller> the one who talked about the blood!
  104. [10:34] <chaturangaCaller> and the fairies!
  105. [10:35] <fashionableLunatic> oh other jydbec
  106. [10:35] <fashionableLunatic> of course, it all makes sense
  107. [10:35] <fashionableLunatic> hold on
  108. [10:35] <fashionableLunatic> this guy is still alive for some reason
  109. [10:35] <fashionableLunatic> one moment
  110. [10:35] <chaturangaCaller> umm! ok! will do!
  111. [10:35] <fashionableLunatic> ok i changed his opinion
  112. [10:36] <fashionableLunatic> now where were we
  113. [10:36] <chaturangaCaller> i dont even know where we were at any stage of this conversation!
  114. [10:36] <fashionableLunatic> that's what tueiabflwkabhil i told them
  115. [10:37] <chaturangaCaller> yeah! ok!
  116. [10:37] <fashionableLunatic> but since you are here
  117. [10:37] <fashionableLunatic> tell me
  118. [10:37] <fashionableLunatic> how do you like the dress
  119. [10:37] <chaturangaCaller> i dont know, i cant see your dress!
  120. [10:37] <fashionableLunatic> you know the one on the dead body over there
  121. [10:37] <chaturangaCaller> im not sure if you understand the limits of the medium
  122. [10:38] <chaturangaCaller> wait i mean
  123. [10:38] <chaturangaCaller> yes!
  124. [10:38] <chaturangaCaller> its a nice dress!
  125. [10:38] <chaturangaCaller> isnt it?
  126. [10:38] <fashionableLunatic> I knew it!
  127. [10:38] <fashionableLunatic> of course it's nice
  128. [10:38] <chaturangaCaller> hehe!
  129. [10:38] <fashionableLunatic> I made it
  130. [10:38] <fashionableLunatic> with a little help from my lusus
  131. [10:38] <fashionableLunatic> WHO WONT SHUT UP!!!!
  132. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> SHUT UP!!!
  133. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  134. [10:39] <chaturangaCaller> AAAAH
  135. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> uviesblfhlavbduwlabhfebahyulfbeha wj,abdhwlbahkf.e ahlfbwhl abdhwa. dhlwabh f
  136. [10:39] <chaturangaCaller> IM NOT YOUR LUSIS
  137. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> oh
  138. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> hello
  139. [10:39] <chaturangaCaller> um
  140. [10:39] <chaturangaCaller> hi!
  141. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> hi
  142. [10:39] <chaturangaCaller> im... im celia?
  143. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> of course, i knew that
  144. [10:39] <fashionableLunatic> you are the one who is not my lusus
  145. [10:40] <fashionableLunatic> Jydbec told me all about you
  146. [10:40] <chaturangaCaller> haha this is a really great conversation!
  147. [10:40] <chaturangaCaller> yes! im not your lusus!
  148. [10:40] <chaturangaCaller> who is your lusus?
  149. [10:40] <fashionableLunatic> he looks like a three headed grave feather beast
  150. [10:41] <chaturangaCaller> that sounds exciting!
  151. [10:41] <fashionableLunatic> yes but he is very loud
  152. [10:41] <chaturangaCaller> i imagine hard to work on dresses with!
  153. [10:41] <fashionableLunatic> all three heads cawking in unison
  154. [10:41] <fashionableLunatic> he gives me advice
  155. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> cawking? like a crow?
  156. [10:42] <fashionableLunatic> what is a crow
  157. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> !!!
  158. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> theyre like these black feathered things!
  159. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> and they look like ravens!
  160. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> but arent technically?
  161. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> they fly and caw and collect shinies
  162. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> and theyre cool!
  163. [10:42] <fashionableLunatic> like grave feather beasts?
  164. [10:42] <chaturangaCaller> i dont know what a grave feather beast is!
  165. [10:43] <fashionableLunatic> excelent!
  166. [10:43] <chaturangaCaller> but theyre associated with graves sometimes?
  167. [10:43] <fashionableLunatic> yes
  168. [10:43] <fashionableLunatic> that is what they are
  169. [10:43] <chaturangaCaller> oh! so you have a three headed crow fashion assistant!
  170. [10:43] <chaturangaCaller> thats so cool!
  171. [10:43] <fashionableLunatic> EXACTLY!
  172. [10:43] <fashionableLunatic> that's what i told them
  173. [10:43] <fashionableLunatic> but they were like noooo
  174. [10:44] <fashionableLunatic> you are stabbing me so i'm not going to listen
  175. [10:44] <fashionableLunatic> shows them!
  176. [10:44] <chaturangaCaller> hehe that sounds rude!
  177. [10:44] <fashionableLunatic> yeah but they were pretty funny gyufbahlbywuabdhjw whilst they were bleeding out though
  178. [10:44] <chaturangaCaller> hehe um ok!
  179. [10:45] <fashionableLunatic> yeah, or was he burning
  180. [10:45] <fashionableLunatic> i don't know jydbec did that
  181. [10:45] <chaturangaCaller> i feel like either is kinda mean
  182. [10:45] <chaturangaCaller> but they probably deserved it
  183. [10:45] <fashionableLunatic> what nooooo, it's fine
  184. [10:45] <fashionableLunatic> he was rude
  185. [10:45] <fashionableLunatic> i stabbed him
  186. [10:46] <fashionableLunatic> well
  187. [10:46] <fashionableLunatic> i stabbed him before he was rude
  188. [10:46] <fashionableLunatic> but i was quite certain he was going to be rude at some point
  189. [10:46] <chaturangaCaller> im sure many people are rude post-stabbing!
  190. [10:46] <fashionableLunatic> i knooooow tell me about it
  191. [10:46] <chaturangaCaller> hehehe
  192. [10:47] <chaturangaCaller> youre pretty cool but i have to go in a moment
  193. [10:47] <chaturangaCaller> i want to meet your crow friend!
  194. [10:47] <fashionableLunatic> that can be arranged, just meet me in the pit some day
  195. [10:47] <chaturangaCaller> ok! where is that though?
  196. [10:47] <fashionableLunatic> oh you know
  197. [10:48] <chaturangaCaller> ...?
  198. [10:48] <fashionableLunatic> you know...
  199. [10:48] <chaturangaCaller> im not sure i do!
  200. [10:48] <chaturangaCaller> i live in tasmania!
  201. [10:48] <fashionableLunatic> YES YOU DO
  202. [10:48] <chaturangaCaller> ok!
  203. [10:49] <chaturangaCaller> ill figure it out!
  204. [10:49] <fashionableLunatic> YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHERE IT IS
  205. [10:49] <fashionableLunatic> DON'T LIE TO ME BITCH!
  206. [10:49] <chaturangaCaller> hehee... uhm
  207. [10:49] <fashionableLunatic> bfueaibdhawlbfilwavhfklawbhklfw baidbwa æfwahlf bwhialbfh kawlbdyilaw bhdawbhld vbwyulavdguawkv tudwvabhdb wyauodv aw
  208. [10:49] <chaturangaCaller> im not!
  209. [10:49] <chaturangaCaller> its ok!
  210. [10:49] <chaturangaCaller> i get lost all the time. your probably right, ive seen it around at one point or another
  211. [10:49] <fashionableLunatic> exactly
  212. [10:49] <fashionableLunatic> see i'm
  213. [10:49] <fashionableLunatic> um
  214. [10:50] <fashionableLunatic> who are you
  215. [10:50] <chaturangaCaller> hehe a friend!
  216. [10:50] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller ceased pestering fashionableLunatic
  217. [10:50] <fashionableLunatic> oh cool i have another friend
  218. [10:50] <chaturangaCaller> ==END?==
  219. [10:50] <fashionableLunatic> ((yep))
  220. [10:50] <chaturangaCaller> ==END==
  221. [10:50] <chaturangaCaller> wow Celia got along with jydbec way better than I expected
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