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  1. The stereotypical SJW is such a smug, self-entitled cunt that she's pretty much perfect for giantess scenarios. Imagine what her twitter page would be like.
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  3. >I currently have 18 straight white males digesting in my stomach. What are YOU doing to fight inequality #SwallowThePatriarchy
  4. >I've been doing a social experiment where I refuse to move out of the way when I'm walking towards a man. So far I've had to scrape 27 people off my shoes #SorryNotSorry
  5. >My doctor tried to shame me today by asking me to describe my diet so I gave him a
  6. firsthand look at what I had for breakfast #HealthAtANYSize
  7. >Ugh. So sick of old white men in the government trying to tell me what to do with MY body. If they don't want me destroying their buildings they should make more places giantess accessible.
  8. >Been getting a lot of harrassment lately by people who seem to think I'm not oppressed just because I'm over 100 feet tall. Any of my followers feel like finding out where they live so I can go sit on their houses?
  9. >Seems like I can't go anywhere without accidentally crushing some dudebro like a grape. I guess men's bodies are just as fragile as their masculinity.
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  11. >Normal size privilege is being able to see a baseball game without killing thousands of people and destroying half of the stadium. I honestly feel so victimized right now by this level of exclusion and I expect an apology for this from the owner
  12. >Shoutout to my followers for telling me about the Men's Rights talk going on at the convention center near me. Haven't been this full in a loooong time
  13. >Getting tired of dealing with so-called male 'allies' who act like they're up for destroying the patriarchy, but suddenly they're all like "noo don't eat me please" when it comes to actually contributing to the cause. Whatever, it feels better when they struggle going down anyway
  14. >There's a lot of #NotAllMen whining going on in my timeline over my latest tweet. Just so you know ALL men benefit from the patriarchy and it's everyone's responsibility to help get rid of it. And the best way to do that is to get on your hands and knees and crawl right down my throat #YesAllSnacks
  15. >Some dudebro thought he'd try and be smart and bombard me with difficult questions at my latest college talk, asking for bullshit like 'evidence of oppression' and even accusing me of being privileged and using my size to oppress others. Needless to say I plucked that fedora pissbaby right out the audience and just swallowed him right there without a word. I was glad to see everyone else there was on the right side of history when they all started cheering afterwards
  16. >Just did my part to #CrushCapitalism by stomping the local bank into rubble. Capitalism is nothing but evil and we need to do everything we can to destroy it for good <posted from my custom built giant iPhone>
  17. >"wah wah crushing and eating men is MISANDRYYYY" umm no??? for starters misandry isn't even real because women aren't in a position of power. and no, before any fedoras start hounding my timeline, just because I can crush you under my thumb without trying doesn't mean I'm in a position of power
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