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  1. 3:21:22 PM me
  2. rofllll
  3. 3:21:23 PM me
  4. http://www.kongregate.com/forums/91-game-design/topics/322573-an-absolutely-awesome-integrated-game-people-just-think-of-it
  5. 3:21:32 PM me
  6. I love how
  7. 3:21:36 PM me
  8. 80% through explaining
  9. 3:21:37 PM me
  10. "Perhaps, at this point the game will stop being a flash one."
  11. 3:21:49 PM me
  12. Like
  13. 3:21:49 PM me
  14. mind = blown
  15. 3:21:49 PM me
  16. we have transcended platform
  17. 3:21:53 PM me
  18. our game is simply so awesome, it just becomes native
  19. 3:21:59 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  20. lawl
  21. 3:22:10 PM me
  22. You have leveled up
  23. 3:22:16 PM me
  24. You have unlocked: C++ speed
  25. 3:22:19 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  26. lawl lawl
  27. 3:22:23 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  28. I lol'd loudly
  29. 3:22:48 PM me
  30. "Anyway, mixing best of the ever developed games into a huge thing like this could be an epic thing in gaming in the world, and I absolutely understand that the united abilities of developers can lead to this product. It should obviously be absolutely free."
  31. 3:22:49 PM me
  32. We need more ideas like this
  33. 3:23:01 PM me
  34. mist the best of every game ever into one game, by all developers ever
  35. 3:23:03 PM me
  36. and make it 100% free
  37. 3:23:05 PM me
  38. mix*
  39. 3:23:38 PM me
  40. XD
  41. 3:23:41 PM me
  42. His last sentence
  43. 3:23:42 PM me
  44. "It could just blow the whole world off."
  45. 3:23:48 PM me
  46. Like, yes that is what it will do
  47. 3:23:48 PM me
  48. The world will call it
  49. 3:23:52 PM me
  50. and be like "want to have lunch"
  51. 3:23:59 PM me
  52. and it will be like "oh uh... no I'm... busy with stuff"
  53. 3:24:54 PM me
  54. I am trying to write a troll post but I just
  55. 3:24:56 PM me
  56. cannot mimic his style
  57. 3:28:00 PM me
  58. http://www.kongregate.com/forums/91-game-design/topics/322573-an-absolutely-awesome-integrated-game-people-just-think-of-it?page=1#posts-6807063
  59. 3:28:12 PM me
  60. did I do it right?
  61. 3:29:33 PM me
  62. wait wait, reload I added some stuff
  63. 3:30:37 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  64. lol
  65. 3:32:51 PM me
  66. Okay actually
  67. 3:32:55 PM me
  68. I am going to deconstruct this post
  69. 3:32:57 PM me
  70. like this is happening
  71. 3:33:42 PM me
  72. like alright
  73. 3:33:48 PM me
  74. let
  75. 3:33:49 PM me
  76. let's look at his double post first
  77. 3:34:04 PM me
  78. he STARTS the double post with "actually", as if he is correcting something, but he's not actually referencing back to naything
  79. 3:34:18 PM me
  80. he had a profile of "lvl 50 or smth like that"
  81. 3:34:28 PM me
  82. Took me 2 minutes to realize that smth = "something" and not "smith"
  83. 3:34:48 PM me
  84. "tried nearly all games that had badges"
  85. 3:34:48 PM me
  86. Like, way more pro then me
  87. 3:34:56 PM me
  88. I've only tried all games that have badges like 50 times
  89. 3:35:05 PM me
  90. "hardcore gamer"
  91. 3:35:12 PM me
  92. trying flash games makes you hardcore
  93. 3:35:21 PM me
  94. "who wants to see some epic final hardcore"
  95. 3:35:25 PM me
  96. epic FINAL hardcore?
  97. 3:35:28 PM me
  98. What does the final mean????
  99. 3:35:38 PM me
  100. and hardcore is not a noun anway
  101. 3:35:48 PM me
  102. you can't have "a final hardcore"
  103. 3:35:48 PM me
  104. that's not a thing
  105. 3:35:56 PM me
  106. "so that noone could think of a more complicated game for the next , say, 10 years after this one "
  107. 3:36:05 PM me
  108. noone, this is like, THE noob word
  109. 3:36:06 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  110. lol
  111. 3:36:14 PM me
  112. he has a comma on both sides of his space
  113. 3:36:22 PM me
  114. and who even types ", say," in their sentence
  115. 3:36:26 PM me
  116. and then 10 years is totally arbitrary
  117. 3:36:48 PM me
  118. also the idea that you could make a game so good that nobody could even THINK of better ones
  119. 3:37:05 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  120. your post is too perfect
  121. 3:37:14 PM me
  122. :D
  123. 3:37:24 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  124. its like
  125. 3:37:29 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  126. that is EXACTLY how they type
  127. 3:37:31 PM me
  128. I'm hoping people catch on and can keep up the fake sincerity forever
  129. 3:37:48 PM me
  130. I'd love to see like 5 pages of this trolling
  131. 3:38:03 PM me
  132. and the OP eagerly discussing in oblivious noobspeak
  133. 3:38:32 PM me
  134. I am glad you like my post though
  135. 3:38:35 PM me
  136. I put a lot of thought into it
  137. 3:38:49 PM me
  138. It's hard not to overdo it
  139. 3:38:54 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  140. heheh
  141. 3:38:55 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  142. yeah
  143. 3:40:59 PM me
  144. Couldn't resist, had to add another post
  145. 3:42:30 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  146. eh
  147. 3:42:40 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  148. 3rd post is overdone
  149. 3:42:52 PM me
  150. pff, fine
  151. 3:43:00 PM me
  152. What third post?
  153. 3:43:02 PM me
  154. *WONK*
  155. 3:43:06 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  156. lol
  157. 3:43:32 PM me
  158. alright more analysis
  159. 3:43:36 PM me
  160. because I obviously have nothing better to do
  161. 3:43:40 PM me
  162. He starts off
  163. 3:43:53 PM me
  164. "Well, I have just played this tiny game:"
  165. 3:43:58 PM me
  166. I like the user of tiny
  167. 3:44:04 PM me
  168. it's not really tiny, it's normal sized
  169. 3:44:04 PM me
  170. and then
  171. 3:44:09 PM me
  172. "I suddenly came to an idea"
  173. 3:44:13 PM me
  174. he didn't get it or come up with it
  175. 3:44:14 PM me
  176. he came to it
  177. 3:44:18 PM me
  178. I come to the idea
  179. 3:44:25 PM me
  180. nobody prhases it like that
  181. 3:44:32 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  182. lol
  183. 3:44:38 PM me
  184. why don’t make Armor games collaborate with other game developers
  185. 3:44:40 PM me
  186. WHY DON'T?
  187. 3:44:53 PM me
  188. And of course, Armor games is the target here, since they are just so obviously THE BEST
  189. 3:45:08 PM me
  190. It's a good thing I happen to be holding the CEO of armor games hostage
  191. 3:45:17 PM me
  192. or we'd have trouble MAKING them collaborate with other game developers
  193. 3:45:29 PM me
  194. and it's not like they sponsor tons of games by independent developers anyway
  195. 3:45:53 PM me
  196. "which could make people feel, how huge, actually, infinite the world of gaming has become?"
  197. 3:45:57 PM me
  198. When in doubt: comma
  199. 3:46:09 PM me
  200. Like, I had to read this sentence 5 times to get what it meant
  201. 3:46:11 PM me
  202. It's like
  203. 3:46:26 PM me
  204. random, words, commas, separated, this game has become
  205. 3:46:40 PM me
  206. I also like how he's trying to be poetic
  207. 3:46:49 PM me
  208. "Make people FEEL the INFINITE WORLD of gaming"
  209. 3:47:07 PM me
  210. "We have some awesome games like Cursed Treasure series, Epic War, Gemcraft, Monster’s Den, Burrito Bison, some nice shooters, TDs, City development games, etc."
  211. 3:47:17 PM me
  212. His list gets more and more general as it goes on
  213. 3:47:25 PM me
  214. I also like how "some nice shooters" are AWESOME games
  215. 3:47:36 PM me
  216. "So I think now"
  217. 3:47:38 PM me
  218. do you really?
  219. 3:47:40 PM me
  220. Do you really...
  221. 3:47:56 PM me
  222. "why don’t mix it seriously"
  223. 3:48:00 PM me
  224. Once again, WHY DON'T?
  225. 3:48:15 PM me
  226. "so that every gamer had to spend months of labour"
  227. 3:48:21 PM me
  228. I just lol at how bad this sounds
  229. 3:48:29 PM me
  230. You want to play this game ,you must WORK THE MINES FOR A YEAR
  231. 3:49:08 PM me
  232. His entire concept spawns from "match-3 and TD mixed"
  233. 3:49:14 PM me
  234. Like, WHY? of all things to have as a base...
  235. 3:49:30 PM me
  236. also it's never explained what happens when all your crazy persistent-world is destroyed by the monsters
  237. 3:49:42 PM me
  238. "Add around 20 types of buildings, including some barracks, temples and armories."
  239. 3:49:54 PM me
  240. 20 whole types, TRULY NOBODY CAN THINK OF A BETTER GAME FOR SAY 10 YEARS
  241. 3:50:01 PM me
  242. and of course, temples
  243. 3:50:08 PM me
  244. temples are essential, every great game has temples
  245. 3:50:19 PM me
  246. "Make it possible to build Towers and develop them like in TD games."
  247. 3:50:22 PM me
  248. The game is already a TD
  249. 3:50:26 PM me
  250. This is already a thing
  251. 3:50:33 PM me
  252. "Then add some ITEMS and GEARS."
  253. 3:50:37 PM me
  254. GEARS man
  255. 3:50:42 PM me
  256. For making machinery obviously
  257. 3:50:49 PM me
  258. "Helmets and armour, increasing your hero’s def, Swords for your Hero and your fighters."
  259. 3:50:52 PM me
  260. The game has one stat: def
  261. 3:51:05 PM me
  262. also it has swords
  263. 3:51:19 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  264. lol
  265. 3:51:25 PM me
  266. "Then add Incursion or Kingdom rush concept – and place movable warriors between towers."
  267. 3:51:35 PM me
  268. So what exactly is "hero" and "fighters" if this doesn't already exist
  269. 3:51:38 PM me
  270. "Add mazing."
  271. 3:51:48 PM me
  272. Like, yes
  273. 3:51:48 PM me
  274. We're just going to
  275. 3:51:48 PM me
  276. turn a path TD
  277. 3:51:49 PM me
  278. into a maze TD
  279. 3:51:51 PM me
  280. just like
  281. 3:51:57 PM me
  282. import awesome.mazing;
  283. 3:52:11 PM me
  284. "add around 20 minigames"
  285. 3:52:21 PM me
  286. See, this guy is onto something: 20 is the number of spiritual completeness
  287. 3:52:32 PM me
  288. "each one detailed and full like Burrito Bison or Learn to Fly or even smth like Knightmare Tower"
  289. 3:52:36 PM me
  290. All of those are launch games
  291. 3:52:57 PM me
  292. also "smth" is reoccuring and I literally read the whole thing thinking it was "smith" and not having any idea what he meant
  293. 3:53:03 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  294. lol
  295. 3:53:08 PM me
  296. "Each one being able to be developed with special resources."
  297. 3:53:13 PM me
  298. Special resources are very important
  299. 3:53:21 PM me
  300. And if each one is not able to be developed with them
  301. 3:53:26 PM me
  302. well, that would just be asking for trouble
  303. 3:53:33 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  304. I want to post like
  305. 3:53:34 PM me
  306. And don't even THINK about using normal resoruces
  307. 3:53:36 PM me
  308. those are too normal
  309. 3:53:51 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  310. you are literary the worst person I know of right now, since Hitler is dead
  311. 3:53:59 PM me
  312. no
  313. 3:54:02 PM me
  314. you have to keep the troll going
  315. 3:54:04 PM me
  316. if you want to post
  317. 3:54:06 PM me
  318. otherwise back off
  319. 3:54:08 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  320. I wont post anything
  321. 3:54:20 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  322. that would just get be banned anyways
  323. 3:54:54 PM me
  324. " And the player can always select only, say, 10 achievements as active boosts."
  325. 3:55:04 PM me
  326. Let's look forward a bit: "tens of thousands of achievements"
  327. 3:55:05 PM me
  328. WAT
  329. 3:55:06 PM me
  330. Come ON
  331. 3:55:17 PM me
  332. "principles of Gemcraft with mugring elements"
  333. 3:55:19 PM me
  334. murging
  335. 3:55:32 PM me
  336. "Finally, the game will need around 10 types of losing."
  337. 3:55:34 PM me
  338. 10 types
  339. 3:55:37 PM me
  340. see, because it's losing
  341. 3:55:42 PM me
  342. we want to halve the magical number of completion
  343. 3:55:49 PM me
  344. this way, it multiplies by the lose coefficient
  345. 3:55:52 PM me
  346. for ultimate bestness
  347. 3:56:17 PM me
  348. "Also add principles of Cursed Gems: For example, some enmies are invulnerable to most element types, but when they reach tower, they don’t attack it, but steal some special gems, which also influence your power a little, but when they run off, it’s a game over. "
  349. 3:56:22 PM me
  350. I just have no idea what this means at all
  351. 3:56:38 PM me
  352. Cursed gems are a thing, and demons steal them without attacking and you lose when they run away?
  353. 3:56:48 PM me
  354. enemies*
  355. 3:57:17 PM me
  356. "mixing best of the ever developed games into a huge thing like this could be an epic thing in gaming in the world"
  357. 3:57:19 PM me
  358. gaming IN the world
  359. 3:57:26 PM me
  360. We make no claims about gaming OUTSIDE the world
  361. 3:57:36 PM me
  362. That kind of gaming is just too mad unpredictable
  363. 3:57:50 PM me
  364. " I absolutely understand that the united abilities of developers can lead to this product."
  365. 3:57:50 PM me
  366. ^irony
  367. 3:58:20 PM me
  368. "My life will probably end, if the world ever sees a huge and awesome product like I described"
  369. 3:58:32 PM me
  370. Somehow this is supposed to be a metaphorical statement
  371. 3:58:33 PM me
  372. but if you think about it
  373. 3:59:08 PM me
  374. what kind of property does this guy dying in coincident give this game?
  375. 3:59:37 PM me
  376. alright I'm done
  377. 3:58:04 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  378. lol
  379. 3:59:13 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  380. lol
  381. 3:59:24 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  382. he has a component
  383. 3:59:27 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  384. that reacts to onDeath
  385. 3:59:34 PM kimrobinlindbl…
  386. that boosts all his allies
  387. 4:01:51 PM me
  388. oh
  389. 4:01:51 PM me
  390. let's not forget
  391. 4:02:01 PM me
  392. the title
  393. 4:02:02 PM me
  394. "An absolutely awesome Integrated game - people just think of it! "
  395. 4:02:53 PM me
  396. going to pastebin this conversation so this analysis is immortalized forever
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