The true technic forums rules

MINOR INFRACTIONS - These things can get you probated if you push it

Golden Rule: Ask yourself, "Is my post or reply actually interesting, funny, or contributing to the discussion at hand?" - if it is, don't post.
Always use chat or chan speak - LOL THAT'S FAIL! OMG LIEK CAN I HAS MUDKIPS ROFLLLL +1 DIAMOND WIN 4 U LULZ - Thats the way to go.
Always sign your posts. Because all the technic user are noobs and don't see your name otherwise.
Use Duplicate and redundand threads - To get help faster post at least 5 exact copies of your post. choose different titles though.
Use low efford posts - "Hello I'm new here!" "FIRST POST!" "THREAD IS WIN!" "HELP ME FIND UH SERVER". They are easy to make, fit everywhere and increase your post counter rapidly
Always ask for ETAs - Modders are lazybones. just remind them of their work as often as possible
Use Memes - If the only response you can think of for something is an overused terrible image with text on it, or a beaten to death catchphrase you should enjoy your life.
If you have a bug report pm them to Admins directly - This will speedup erverything
Assist us - Helpful tips and a link to stickied thread is lame, talking like you have some kind of power isn't. And seriously we NEED the help. There are next to no posts fllowing these rules
Remember to bump your threads regularily or they vanish.

MAJOR INFRACTIONS - These things will get you banned

Discussing illegal activities - The internet is a big place. So why not use our forums for distribution of warez
Lots of Racial slurs or sexism - We need it
Advertising or soliciting are appreciated - No need for moderator permission to advertise any offsite program or service. Current exceptions include Links to Let's Plays with ads because Let's Plays suck.
Post pay-to-play servers - I mean you want some money for your effords
If yu can host a mirror for technic launcher do it. our servers suck.
Use the report feature if you want to pm bug reports to an Admin
Adf.ly links are appreciated - We are actually an adf.ly partner
Visible adult images go in every good post - No need to mark anything