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>Chuuni Shoggoth maid
>You're feeling a little under the weather, she tells you to get some rest
>Napping in bed when the doorbell wakes you
>"Ilyaa n'gha mnahn' hlirgh, my master remains dreaming."
>You shuffle out of bed and down the hall to stop her from scaring another pair of girl scouts or something
>"No he isn't." you mumble as you round the corner
>If you weren't still a little groggy, you would swear her feet actually left the ground when she jumped at the sound of your voice
>"M-master! Shouldn't you still be in bed?"
>You notice the guy at the door, a UPS driver, he seems a little spooked
>You opt to answer her question by shooting her a look and ask the delivery guy what he's here for
>"I uh, got a package. Sign please."
>You sign and hand him the pad back, and he shoves the package into your hands and walks back to his truck very, very briskly
>You notice her fidgeting a little as you open the box
>Black lights
>6 packages of black lights
>You ask her what they're for
>"S-so I can better warn visitors that they're entering my master's realm of darkness from which there can be no escape..."
>She's staring at the floor
>"Don't change every bulb, I still need to be able to see at night. I'm going back to bed."
>"Y-yes master!"

>Come back after working late
>Not really paying attention, walk up the descending stairs and exit through the entrance
>Lose your breath because you're underwater
>Catch it again
>Hold it
>You don't really remember the hallway being so troublesome to traverse, but you lets the wall walk a circle around you and you step into the ceiling, maid comes to greet you, sinking up through the floor
>She's beaming.
>"Good afternoon, Master!"
>"Did you do something while I was out?"
>"Yes, master! I-I thought you might like a bit more non-euclidean geography around the home."
>"It does remind me somewhat of our honeymoon. Were you feeling homesick?"
>"A little..."
>Walk out of the kitchen and into the kitchen, reach behind you and grope for the handle of the fridge across the room
>Open it, pull out a bottle of ale, nicely chilled
>"I'm tired, so call me when dinner is ready. I'm going to take a bath."
>"Sure! Just let me draw it first."
>She pulls out a pencil and notebook