Kerubim Episode 6 raw English translation

Kerubim Episode 6 translation
Title: Dance against the Boowolves

Laughable! I'll be laughable!

When she sees how I dance she'll run away!

Now, now, don't be silly.
I'm sure you can dance like a ballerina!

Look at this. I'm graceful as a Bwork, rather.
Why did I agree to go to that ball! Why!

Simone, [i]mon petit[i], I have just what you need!

Ballet shoes?

Exactly! And they belonged to a gobbowl champion as well!

I don't see how that could help me?

That's because you don't know what they can do...
Let me tell you their story.
It begins in my teenage years...

Once again, I had managed to one-up Indie.
I outdid him on his own date with Lou!

Hey! Come back here, nasty kitty!

Lou!

Come on! Give them back!

Sure, but I want a kiss.

Then keep dreaming.

You don't know what you're missing.
If that's how it is, I'm keeping your shoes.

Did I tell you I'm the best dancer in all of Astrub?
Wait until you see me...

Really? Oh, I can't wait to see that! Go ahead, blow me away...

You'll see!

What is that thing?
This is amazing!

[i]As they say, a laughing Ecaflip is yours for life...[i]
[i]I don't see why it wouldn't work for Ouginaks as well![i]

Well, Keke? Why aren't you kissing me?

Too bad... You had your chance!

[i]Kerub![i]
Kerub!

Hey Filgar, what's up?

What are you doing? You got fleas or what?

Um, no, I'm fine. Just an arachnee in my shoe.

Listen, man, I don't know what you did to Indie, but he's seething.
He challenged us to a gobbowl match, and he's already waiting on the field!

[i]He can't even come.[i]

Oh, he said that?
Well mommy's puppy won't be disappointed. Get the team, I'll be right there.

A gobbowl match?

Sorry, baby, I have to go.
I need to teach that fleabag Indie a lesson.

Why are you laughing? Help me take these off instead!

I'm sorry, but I can't.

What's the matter?

They're magic shoes. They're made to stay on your feet for the duration of a dance lesson: 4 hours!

What!? Four hours? But I've got a match to play!

You'll be pretty on the field with these on your feet!

Indie had challenged me! I couldn't duck out of it! I had to face him no matter what!

He won't come, he's too much of a piwimp.

Hey everyone!

Look at that!

What's happening to him?

Is that Kerub? I don't recognize him.

Don't worry, it's just an arachnee in his shoe.

You're just missing a bun in your hair. You know you're a cutie?

Paws off, cookie-eater.
You guys are so hopeless I'll make you eat my dust while I brush up my dance moves.

You're telling me you can dance, now? Good one. Where's your tutu?

You're such a baby!
Dance isn't just for girls, you know!

Go! Go! Go! It's gonna rain cats and dogs!
Get ready!

Hey! These shoes are cool!

Well? That's all you can do, darling?
Come on, catch it! Fetch!

Maybe not [i]that[i] cool, after all.

You'll see what I can do!

Don't get worked up, Kerub! Focus, we can do it!

You, focus on the gobball.

Such grace! You up for a date after the game, pussycat?

You'll see my grace when it hits you right in the face!

Run, Minus! You're the fastest, we're counting on you!

Oh! What a pretty ball!

I'm not letting go!

What are you doing, Keke? This isn't the time to clown around!

Trust me, Fifi, I'm in control. I'm gonna show those puppies how it's done, you'll see.

Ow...

Enough! Enough subtlety!
Use your muscles!

My muscles?

A ball!

There, alone at last.

I hated to admit it, but I had overestimated myself.
It was a lot harder than I'd imagined.
But Lou was so pretty...

No! I won't give up! I'll get my kiss!

Up to then, I'd been fighting against the shoes. Maybe if I tried the opposite...

Come on, Keke, let the dance fever take over you!

Hello, ball!

Wanna dance, baby?

I don't know, I'm shy, you know...

You idiot! Why did you let him through?
Get him now!

Nice try, bone-sucker.

Turn him into dog meat!

Don't insist, you're not my type!

Well, if you insist!

I've always wanted to do that.

Come on, poodles! You're up!

On the beat! 1, 2, 3, 4!

Rock n' roll!

Kerub!

The Chachatripants and the Mulougarous are tied!
[Alternate: The Coolcats and the Wereboowolves are tied!]
If you think you'll get away with this, you stray cat...

Ew... Is that for me?

Care to dance, my dear?

Kerub!
Let's get this over with! Dance challenge!

Come here, I'll make your head spin!

You come here often?

[i]That's a sneaky doggy...[i]

So you decided to steal my girlfriend's magic shoes?

You mean, [i]my[i] girlfriend. I guess your tongue slipped. No surprise with all that froth.

Sorry. I'm already imagining myself eating you up, it's making me hungry.

Sorry to tell you, but that's not going to happen, my pet.

Really? And how is it supposed to play out?

Like this!

Run, Keke! Run!

And one!

And two!

Who's the best? Who's getting a kiss from Lou?
Keruuuub Crispin!

Keke! My hero!

You were impressive tonight.

And you haven't seen all the cards I have up my sleeve yet!

Come. You deserve your kiss, champion!

Did it!

There's nothing like dance to get a girl's attention, Jojo!

Great!
They're just my size!

There you are. Trust me. With these, [i]mon petit[i], everyone will be envious!

Are you sure it will help me?

Well, maybe you'll need a bit of practice...