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MzW personality test ID #402

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  1. Our patented personality test with reward motivation has been successfully used to determinate the REAL you.
  2. As a thanks for participating, on top of your generated rewards, we offer you a FREE RM22SF tactical load-bearing vest.
  3. Here are your results: 402 - Jackson Ryan Kane
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  5. We have first analyzed your main personality, which determinates how you are in your everyday life.
  6. We have determined you are direct and relentless, and you do things your own way - screw the rules, you have your own
  7. Next, we have determined your goals and objectives in life and what you seek to do and achieve.
  8. According to our results, you're anti-establishment, and you correct people calling you "eco-terrorist" by saying you're "nature's freedom fighter".
  9. We have then made a thorough analysis of your behavior; how you typically act and react in normal situations.
  10. It appears that you're bordering on psychotic, and you just LOVE tearing shit apart. Maniacal laughter is optional but very likely.
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  12. Our test also allowed us to detect what are your perceived needs and what is important to you. It determinates what kind of lifestyle you live and you would live if you were given everything possible to achieve it.
  13. We have detected that you are a conspiracy theorist; you believe all your needs and goals can be thwarted by zombies or the CIA, so you must protect yourself.
  14. Music is food for the soul, and our test allowed us to take a peek at what is in yours.
  15. We have seen that you enjoy life and simple things, and you are probably a normal person; nothing special but enjoyable person to be with.
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  17. Everyone is attached to particular values, and you are no exception. Without those values, we would be inhuman robots and we wouldn't be nearly as great as we are! Plus, this test would be useless.
  18. Our test determinated that the most important value to you is honor. You are honor-bound and you feel shameful if you are forced to disrespect your own code of honor.
  19. Your instinct is what guides you during times of hardship, or if your brain is out of ideas, or if you plain don't think at all.
  20. We have determinated that you have a survivor instinct. In difficult situations, you will adapt and use what's available to secure yourself and live the longest possible.
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  22. Nobody has never thought of being famous in some kind. It's in itself an achievement of sorts! Unfortunately, one can be famous for a variety of things, varying from "simply awesome" to "awkwardly regretful".
  23. If you were to be famous one day, you want people to remember what you are capable of. Your abilities are the one thing that should make you famous.
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  25. A "dream vehicle" is our way to define, through a familiar and well-known image as that of a car, boat, or even a fighter plane, what are your tastes, and what particularities of life you enjoy. A dream vehicle is a mirror of one's personality.
  26. According to your answer, you enjoy a fast-paced, instantly gratifying life. You don't see yourself other than in control and you are a no-bullshit, honest person.
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  28. Assuming that you had friends before you came here, you used to be referred to as "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all, which tells us what kind of person you were in this social group we call "circle of acquaintances". This is important, as you will certainly have to deal with people the same way here; who knows, maybe you'll make friends in the Mazes too!
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  30. It's always very pleasant to receive presents. It means people think and care about you. But it is also important to have an idea on what others may think of you.
  31. Based on the answer you have given, you don't think your friends would ever send you gifts; your family is more important in your eyes.
  32. But it is also important to know how you act around others. Perhaps you have an idea already, but our test will reveal
  33. how you truly are around other people, in a social context with a large number of unknown strangers that you don't know.
  34. What you told us reveal that you are solitary, a loner type. You do not mind others but you are truly in your environment when you're alone, living akin to a hermit.
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  36. This has wrapped up your test results. Now that you truly know who you are, we hope the best for you in your new life in the Mazes. Good luck and be successful!
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