-Music as the ship orbits Earth-

Picard: Captains log stardate 3.141592. We are currently orbiting Earth assisting with the investigation of political unrest on the planet… it seems some people are not happy with the current state of life… paradise indeed.

-Picard enters bridge in frustration and stands by his seat-

Picard: Any news from admiral corrupto? We have been orbiting the planet for 8 hours now.

-word shakes head and lets out a contained sigh-

Worf: Not yet sir, we are being told hourly to await orders. Still holding yellow alert sir.

-picard starts pacing the bridge in arms-

Picard: What the devil is going on here… political unrest? And we are to just sit here making guesses at what the situation might be and how to approach it.

-data gets the attention of the bridge-

Data: Sir! There is a build up of tycheon particles on the bridge, it appears something, or someone is trying to gain access to the ship.

Riker: Worf what is going on with the shields?!

Worf: I do not know sir!

Data: Sir, it appears the entity is already within our shields, from another time.

-particle beam appears infront of view screen-

-worf points phaser down at the beam-

Picard: P-president Trump? What is this?

Trump: Ah! You must be the captain, you know who I am, but do you know why I might be here?

Picard: No I..

Trump: Listen captain, I am going right to the point. While I wanted to make america great again, there were those out there who wanted to destroy america and everything it stood for. I wanted to take risks to make charge- the hard choices, while others just wanted to take. Now that threat is here in the 24th century, trying to change the past, present and future…

Picard: But the only threat at that time for Earth was… Bernie… Sanders

Trump: Bingo captain!

-next scene ready room trump sits down as picard walks towards the replicator-

Picard: Computer two teas, earl gre…

Trump: Captain, stimulants are not for me- just not my thing.

Picard: Ah! Yes, sorry sir … omputer, tea, earl grey, hot.

-Picard grabs tea and takes a seat at his desk-

Picard: Now, if my history is correct, I believe after you won the presidential election, there were a series of terrorist attacks on government buildings… all of which turned out to be the result of Bernie sanders. He eventually just… disappeared after destroying ties with Russia.

Trump: kind of a sore loser, he did not take defeat well… neither did his followers. Captain, to you history has told its story, and you witnessed a tale of evil being snuffed out by the will of the good. However captain, the story is still being written, and I plan on finishing it the same way. Bernie is here captain, and his malicious intents are as vile as they were in the 21st century… The irony is marked with blood stained on my hands… we created a time machine.

Picard: Time machine… but how?

Trump: When I made america great again… I did not expect to make the world… great...for the first time in humanity. With that came responsibility that no man has ever held. I wanted to create a time machine to protect the past from the present- future. The theoretical papers I wrote proved to be valid, the time machine was successful- we used high energy tycheon waves to emit an artificial sub space warp field. For the next 12 years we used it to protect humanity from invaders throughout time. But once Bernie had access to it, I bared the weight of my mistakes and went on a final mission- the machine was destroyed.

Picard: A very noble deed mr. president… but how could bernie- a wanted terrorist- get a hold of a american time machine?

Trump: In various timelines we have encountered a man named Yuri, he tried taking over the world through psychic domination. Every time we repaired the past, he would be there in the present. This time we had it for sure… but we did not expect him to be influenced by Bernie. With Yuri's powers, Bernie was able to create a glimpse of chaos within the Whitehouse and him and yuri entered the time machine. I went in after them.

Picard: What does this mean for the present… the future of the galaxy?

Trump: If we fail at stoping them… I expect the stars to never shine again- or see them on the great flag of the united states of america.

-Geordi and west in engineering running maintenance-

Geordi: So Wes, how is the academy treating you? Have you been acing all your classes!

Wesely: I don't know Geordi… I have been getting involved with a lot of student protests. Studies are important, but what is more important is making starfleet academy free for everyone.

Geordi: Activism? Wes what about your classes… and free? The Academy is available to anyone intelligent and motived enough for it- best and the brightest.

Wesely: Well, geordi it should be free and available for everyone! Everyone, should be able to join the academy for a better education.

Geordi: Wes… if everyone was able to participate than the standard would have to be lowered, the value of a star fleet cadet would drop drastically… that is just unrealist… ic… Wes… who are you … voting for?

Wesely: Obviously Bernie! He is going to make everything free! And the wealthy oppressing us will pay for it all! He was also was part of the civil rights movement! He actually cares about african americans.

Geodri: Geez what?! And Wes, that was 60 years ago! Majority of the population was for it, and a lot of politicians took part because supporting the inevitable looked good on their careers! It means nothing.

Wes: Yeah, what a surprise, another black vote thrown away for Shillary! The black population is stupid and brainwashed.

Geordi: Security to Engineering… we have a bernout here. And Wes… I am voting Trump.

-wes pics up a phase inductor and starts going up in arms-

Wes: Traitor! Typical uncle tom nigger! The galaxy is going to feel the bern! IT IS GOING TO BURN GEORDI!

Worf, picard and trump exit turbo lift while two security staff come from the left

Wes runs at trump trying to stab him with a phase inductor, trump flinches and gets back, worf stops wesly and knocks him out

Riker: Sorry you had to endure such primitive racism; Bernies entire campeign involed race baiting.

Geordi: heh, that was nothing sir. Remember the time we were stuck in a time warp, and we were sent back in… what was it… kentucky 1920! The towns folk thought I raped the mayors daughter.

Riker: That was something else commander. I remember you running through the woods with your visor off being chased by an angry lynch mob. I was behind trying to get a comm badge on you to beam you back up.

Geordi: heh. That was a pretty fun night.

Data: Geordi? Why would you describe such a terrifying event that could have resulted in death as… fun?

Geordi: Well Data, no one got hurt in a  rather ridiculous situation… it is something you can look back and laugh about.

Data: hmmm. Like that time we almost we eaten by a Bitholian bog beast on Plathos four, and we avoided that scenario by killing it with a phaser?

Riker: sure data… if you say so.

Data: I see. * forced laughter


*

Admiral Corrupto: All starfleet vessels, Earth is almost lost… as is much of the galaxy; people under the age of 30 are suddenly staging revolts, blaming all the problems on “the rich” and calling anyone who opposes racist, sexist and bigoted. The academy is gone… our students have obtained escot class star ships… it is imparitive that everyone keeps their shields up, else you will be all lost to this madness.

Worf: That was a prerecorded transmission sent out minutes ago sir, I advise we heed the admirals advice.

Picard: Wes and the other cadets came here by shuttlecraft 2 days ago. They must have been exposed to the psychic domination.

Riker: Psychic domination… how would such a technology function; first time I have herd of its existance.

Trump: Poisoning the entire galaxy with influence of his unrealistic political views- no process, no conditioning, just double think served onto the mind with no thought of resistance. A product of the 21st century, uncontained from earth and unleashed on our universe.

Data: Mr. President, while the theories behind this technology are fathomable, the means of exposing it to the entire galaxy are not. How would such technology- in the hands of two people- have such a range?

Trump: Dunno, I was hoping the future holds the awnsers I left questioning. They may have accomplices in this time- possibly forged in my time.

Picard: Geordi, can we… trace this psychic domination? If its effecting people galaxtically, it must leave- perhaps emit- some form of energy.

Geordi: I will get right on it captain, whatever it is, I am guarentee you we can figure out its composition, and where it is coming from.

Data: Sir, I will assist geordi, I believe some theoretic papers I have studied on RNA manipulation from low energy radiation particals – The mind shift theory- might prove useful.

Crusher: I am going to probe and run a level 5 brain scan on the minds of the irrational cadets… and wesely. If I pick up anything unusual, you two will be the first to hear from me. But as data said, I am certain I will find RNA manupilation is some form.

Picard: Make it so. Troi, do you have any input on this?

Troi: Nooo.

Picard: Good, Riker, Mr. President, come with me to the bridge; we need to get this ship somewhere safe.

-Crusher walks into the brig with four security officers and her nurse-

Crusher: Get the Burnouts out of there, I want them each sedated and put onto a medical scanner

Security #1: Yes maam.

Cadet #1: Wow! We were just protesting peacfully and you arrest us! Is this 1984!

Cadet #2: This is what it will be like ever day if trump wins!

-Security sedates them one by one-

- In medical with each on a table -

Crusher: Lets start with running each brain with a sub neural scan, see if we can isolate any artificial memories in the hippocampus.







*scnene where bevery has to deal with wes

*data and geordi finding out the ferengi are helping bernie

*Traveling into their base on an uncharted planet and hearing yuri and bernies plot

*trump and picard end up trying a diplomatic approach

*Crew beams down to assult the base

*trump ends up blasting bernie with a phaser after infultrating their base