Leon x Leon (Resident Evil 4)

	"Huh... what kind of virus is this?" Leon inspected the Nosferatu he just shot down thoroughly. This definitely wasn't a zombie or any virus he had seen. Leon grabbed his radio and fumbled with it. Still no signal. "Damn." Footsteps behind the young man cut his thought short. In one swift motion he grabs his knife and turns to face another young man. "Who're you?" Leon held his tome at the ready, looking at the taller blonde man with caution. "I am Leon, pricne of Nohr. Who are you." Leon slowly lowers his knife. "Leon S Kennedy, prince of Raccoon City."

	Leon closed the distance between him and Leon S (who will be called Kennedy from this point on). "So, Mr Kennedy. Mind explaining what that strange device is." Kennedy showed Leon his gun. "It's a gun kid, what's with the book? You're gonna teach me to read?" Leon scoffed. "It's a tome you fool." Kennedy shook his head. "Great. More cultists." Leon furrowed a brow. "I am no cultist. I am prince of Nohr and this is my special tome. It is very powerful and not to be trifled with." Kennedy pulled the safety off his gun and shot a bullet right through the center of Leon's book. "Oops." Leon stared jaw dropped at the hole in his tome. "YOU IDIOT. I'LL... I'LL SENT MY RIGHT HAND TO KILL YOU!" Kennedy shrugged. "Your right hand comes off?" Leon screamed at the top of his lungs. "ZERO... ZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRO" A man with an eyepatch came running in. "Leon, what's wrong?" Kennedy speaks up. "Nothing is wrong, thank you." Zero shrugs. "Kill this idiot Zero." Zero licks his lips. "With pleasure. Hey buddy, want some of this fucking di-" *BANG*

	Zero falls to the ground, a fool of blood forming beneath him. "Z-zero?" Kennedy holsters his gun. "Sorry kid. Here give him some of this and he'll be fine" he said, hanging the young man a green spray vial. Leon quickly sprayed Zero's chest, the wound disappearing. "Why did you help?"

	"I'm not your enemy."
	Leon crossed his arms. "What do you want?"
	"To leave. Where am I?"
	"This is the kingdom of Nohr. Unfortunately for you I have no idea where this kingdom of Raccoon City is."
	"That was a joke, but more importantly this seems like a different universe."
	"Hmm. I guess you're from the outrealms then."
	"Whatever works, can you take me there?"
	"The only guy who knows how to get there is right there unconscious."

	Leon points to Zero. "Damn. Is he really the only one?" Leon thinks "Well, his daughter might know. Let's go find her."

	Leon and Kennedy make their way to Eponine's house.

	"Eponine. We need to find the outrealm gate now. Zero is...unable to help us right now."

	Eponine takes one look at Kennedy and her eyes light up. "ahhhhhh what a cute man~ oh and he's with Leon. So cute. You're both so cute!" Kennedy sighs. "Look kid, can you help us or not?" She ponders for a moment. "Well uhh... sure I can. If you fuck each other." Leon sighs. "I'm so sorry she always does this." Kennedy shakes his head. "Not happening kid. I gotta universe to get back to and I'm not gay." She shrugs. "Well. Too bad for you. It's a shame cause I hear... people from other universes can get stuck if they take too long." Kennedy bit his lip. "w-what?" Eponine nods. "Yep. You'll be stuck here forever." Kennedy sighs. "Hey look kid, I uh need to get back to where I'm from so." Leon shook his head. "Hell no. This benefits me in no way, I'm leaving."

	Leon makes to leave but Kennedy grabs his arm. "Sorry kid. But I'm not staying here in fantasy land." Kennedy grabs Leon and props him against his desk. Meanwhile Eponine begins laughing contronably as she sits on the edge of her bed and lets her hand travel down her panties. "ah... Leon getting ravaged... oh this is too fantastic!" Leon tries to resist but Kennedy has already got his pants off. "s-stop this at once." Kennedy sighs. "Sorry kid." Leon winces in pain as a throbbing member invades his asshole, balls deep in one thrust. "W-WHY... I THOUGHT ... YOU WEREN'T GAY" Leon curled his fists in pain as he braced himself for hard long thrusts. Kennedy meanwhile was just trying his best to finish fast as possible. "Sorry kid, but at least it's not gay if you're the one doing the fucking." Leon grumbled as his insides were pushed inward. With a final thrust, Kennedy managed to force himself to cum. Eponine clapped. "ah... but it lacked passion even if it was rough... so uh.. now Leon you do it to him in the butt!" Kennedy's jaw dropped.

	"Hey... no thanks bro. I did what you wanted. Take me to the outrealm gates." Eponine shook her head. "Nope. Now Leon fucks you." Before Kennedy could deny her further tree branches bound Kennedy into place and bent him over. "W-what the hell?" Leon smiled. "Looks like my tome still works. Excellent. Here's a taste of your own medicine! HYAAAAA" Leon jammed his dick into Kennedy's ass. Kennedy was unimpressed.

"Kid... you're  small time." Leon went in harder and deeper.
 "w-what... surely you felt that?"
"just hurry up and finish kid."

	Leon went as Kennedy's ass as long a he can and finally came, a thin line of cum separating tip and anus. "Wow that's disgusting." Kennedy commented. Eponine got up and clapped. "Okay I'll show you where the gate is now." Both men sighed in relief.

	After a brief walk through the forest they arrived at the gate. "Okay.. right there." Leon and Kennedy both double took. Zero's unconscious body was mere footsteps away from the gate, hidden in plain sight by some trees and bushes. "w-what? It was right there?" Leon and Kennedy both looked at each other. "Well kid, I guess we can never forget what happened here today. It was something." He extended his hand and the two shook.

	Just before Kennedy went through the gate he turned to Leon. "HEY KID." Leon turned and Kennedy gave him a thumbs up. "Hasta Luego."