Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- ..................Test 1..................
- ..................Test 2..................
- ..................Test 3..................
- ........................... Test complete.
- So how bout dat eclipse, niggaz? Remember to wear sunglasses when you're watching it to protect your eyes! 😎 I know I'm wearing them. I wear sunglasses anyway because I'm cool.
- Trump: Would Be ‘My Great Honor’ to Become ‘Modern-Day Nelson Mandela’
- No Migrant Crisis if Democracy Was Healthy, Says Farage
- Jonathan Majors Avoids Jail Time, Sentenced to Year of Counseling
- BND Pod. Ep. 513: Nebraska State Senator Loren Lippincott
- Nolte: Woke ‘Monkey Man’ Disappoints at Box Office
- Marjorie Taylor Greene Responds to Critics of Her 'Repent' Post
- White House Pledges Taxpayers Will Bail Out 10 Million Students' Loan Debts
- EXCLUSIVE: Jewish Group Honors Rep. Tenney for ‘Unwavering’ Israel Support
- Brazil: ‘Fake News’ Crusader Judge Orders Investigation of Elon Musk
- Monday is the 50th Anniversary of Hank Aaron's 715th Home Run
- Report: Hunter's Attorney at White House Before Client Defied Subpoena
- ATF Report Undermines Left's Hysteria Over 'Gun Show Loophole'
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- HomePage
- Trump Announces Abortion Position
- Says States Should Decide
- Supports IVF Availability
- Pro-life demonstrators listen to US President Donald Trump as he speaks at the 47th annual
- President Donald Trump officially announced his position on abortion on Monday, ending months-long speculation about how he would handle the issue should he be elected in November.
- NJ Senate Candidate Deletes Post Blaming ‘Climate Crisis’ for Northeastern Earthquake
- NJ Senate Candidate Deletes Post Blaming 'Climate Crisis' for Earthquake
- 691
- After U.S. Pressure, IDF Leaves Southern Gaza; Hamas Declares Victory
- After U.S. Pressure, IDF Leaves Southern Gaza; Hamas Declares Victory
- 7,563
- Trump Smashes Biden’s Fundraising Record with $50 Million Saturday Night Haul
- Trump Smashes Biden’s Fundraising Record with $50 Million Saturday Haul
- 5,959
- Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 in Emergency Landing After Losing Engine Cover
- Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 in Emergency Landing
- 889
- Pollak: How Biden Brought Israel to the Brink of Failure
- Pollak: How Biden Brought Israel to the Brink of Failure
- 5,145
- ATF Report Undermines Left’s Hysteria Over So-Called ‘Gun Show Loophole’
- ATF Report Undermines Left's Hysteria Over 'Gun Show Loophole'
- 52
- Conservatives Enraged by Speaker Johnson Move to Scuttle Key Spy Powers Reform
- Conservatives Enraged by Johnson Move to Scuttle Key Spy Powers Reform
- 86
- Eclipse Likely a Dud Across Most of U.S. Path; Spectacular in Spots
- Eclipse Likely a Dud Across Most of U.S. Path; Spectacular in Spots
- 1,164
- Donald Trump Reveals Abortion Position, Says States Should Decide
- Donald Trump Reveals Abortion Position, Says States Should Decide
- 4,102
- Michigan: Anti-Israel Protesters Chant ‘Death to America’ on International Al-Quds Day
- Michigan: Anti-Israel Protesters Chant 'Death to America' on Al-Quds Day
- Squinty-Eyed Groid Kills White Man, Burns His Body Inside Arizona National Park.
- Damn wildlife.
- Gorilla Kills White Man in Front of His Daughter in Tuscaloosa County.
- Florida Mudshark Teacher Kidnapped and Killed by Her Estranged Negro Boyfriend.
- Bootlips Arrested After Killing Mother of 3.
- .......... Weather.
- 10 Day Weather-Dale, TX
- As of 9:19 am CDT
- There is a possible risk of severe weather today. Wind, tornadoes and hail are possible. Look out for large hail.
-
- Today
- PM Thunderstorms
- 82°
- /69°
- 68%
- SE 13 mph
- Mon 08 | Day
- 82°
- 68%
- SE
- 13
-
- mph
- Scattered thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High 82F. Winds SE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
-
- Humidity
- 81%
- UV Index
- 6 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:10 am
- Sunset
- 7:53 pm
- Mon 08 | Night
- 69°
- 66%
- SSE
- 12
-
- mph
- Cloudy skies this evening followed by thunderstorms late. A few storms may be severe. Low 69F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
-
- Humidity
- 95%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 7:04 am
- New Moon
- Moonset
- 8:07 pm
- Tue 09
- Strong Storms
- 80°
- /60°
- 71%
- S 15 mph
- Wed 10
- Mostly Sunny
- 75°
- /51°
- 21%
- NW 19 mph
- Thu 11
- Sunny
- 78°
- /48°
- 3%
- NNW 12 mph
- Fri 12
- Partly Cloudy
- 80°
- /55°
- 5%
- SSE 11 mph
- Sat 13
- Mostly Cloudy
- 82°
- /62°
- 8%
- SSE 17 mph
- Sun 14
- Mostly Cloudy
- 86°
- /66°
- 8%
- S 13 mph
- Mon 15
- Mostly Cloudy
- 87°
- /67°
- 21%
- S 14 mph
- Tue 16
- Mostly Cloudy
- 87°
- /69°
- 24%
- S 12 mph
- Wed 17
- Mostly Cloudy
- 88°
- /69°
- 24%
- SSE 12 mph
- Thu 18
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 84°
- /65°
- 40%
- SSE 14 mph
- Fri 19
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 78°
- /62°
- 55%
- ESE 12 mph
- Sat 20
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 78°
- /60°
- 58%
- E 11 mph
- Sun 21
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 79°
- /60°
- 38%
- ESE 10 mph
- Mon 22
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 81°
- /61°
- 33%
- SSE 10 mph
- ..........
- Current threat: Total blackout. 🌑
- ..........
- Brenda Ann Spencer
- Brenda Ann Spencer (a.k.a. The Garfield Killer) was an edgy 16-year-old lesbian ginger whose retarded alcoholic daddy made the brilliant decision to buy her a rifle for Christmas despite the fact that he had been molesting her for years. On Monday, January 29, 1979, finally fed up with years of abuse and high as fuck on a combination of PCP and alcohol, Brenda decided to take out her brand-spanking-new Ruger and end her miserable life in style. Being too much of a fucking pussy to just blow a hole in her daddy's head and feeling that it would be too heterosexual to stick the barrel of a gun in her mouth, Brenda instead decided that she would get the police to do the job for her.
- Seeing as she lived directly across from Grover Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, Brenda decided that the fastest way to get the cops to come and blow her brains out would be to snipe some squeakers from the comfort of her bedroom. Unfortunately, despite managing to kill both the school principal and custodian, Brenda had neglected to factor in the fact that the police in Commiefornia would be too fucking soft to shoot a 16-year-old white bitch even if she was shooting directly at children and cops. After being arrested and asked why she did it, Brenda responded with the unforgettable phrase "I don't like Mondays."
- Despite utterly failing to kill herself and still being alive to this very day, Brenda Ann Spencer did help make America's National Pastime popular again following a nearly 15 year hiatus since Charles Whitman's Tumor and 50 years since Andrew Kehoe invented the sport by blowing up a fucking elementary school. Brenda is also notable for being the first woman to participate in school shooting under Title IX.
- While Brenda's high score of a mere 2 kills and 9 injuries is laughably horrible, she still managed to beat out Encyclopædia Dramatica's very own William "AlGore" Atchison in pretty much every category except becoming an heroine. How's it feel getting your dead freckled arse kicked by a fucking 16-year-old girl, Willie?
- (( HOLY SHIT SHE DID NOT AGE WELL LOL ))
- ..................................................
- Nithya Menen (born 8 April 1988) is an Indian actress and singer who works primarily in Malayalam, Tamil and Telugu films. After appearing in roles in 1998 and 2006 as a child actress, her first lead role was in the Malayalam film Aakasha Gopuram, which was released in 2008. Her debut in leading roles in Telugu and Tamil films were Ala Modalaindi (2011) and Nootrenbadhu (2011). Her Hindi debut was Mission Mangal (2019). As of 2024, Menen has appeared in more than 50 films and has appeared in several lists of top actresses compiled by Rediff.com and Forbes India. This portrait photograph of Menen was taken in 2023.
- Photograph credit: Augustus Binu
- .........
- Bye, everyone. I'm gonna go ride off on my horse and shoot people at the saloon with my revolver.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement
