(Some people say it’s never coming out)
(You serious)

Ah Ohh Hey Hey
Ah Ohh
Ah Ohh

I said Gaben, sittin on /v/
Everybody wants you, just say “three”
Don’t hold back, straighten up your hat
Come out of your office don’t mind the fat

I wanna know just what you do
It’s been twelve years since Half Life 2
I got a PC running Windows and Steam
Just look at 4chan you’ll see we’re keen

Gotta let it out, hey hey hey
What’s it all about, heeeeeey
I’d buy a Vive for this hey hey hey
I’ll spend, I’ll spend
I’ll spend I’ll even play Dota 2

Say you will, say you won’t
Fucking tell us (or don’t)
Say it’s true, say to /v/, just release Half Life 3

Do you play with esports, play with the guys
We just want to know what happened to E-li
We will even fuck-ing sing
Just give us the game we’ll do anything

Gaben, browsing /v/
We need Gordon where is “three”
I got a PC running Windows and Steam
Just look at 4chan you’ll see we’re keen

Gotta let it out, hey hey hey
What’s it all about, heeeeeey
I’d buy a Vive for this hey hey hey
I’ll spend, I’ll spend
I’ll spend I’ll even play Dota 2

Say you will, say you won’t
Fucking tell us (or don’t)
Say it’s true, say to /v/, just release Half Life 3

Hey Half Life Three-ee
Hey Half Life Ho-oh
Hey Half Life Three-ee
Hey hey hey

Say you will, say you won’t
Fucking tell us (or don’t)
Say it’s true, say to /v/, just release Half Life 3

Hey Half Life Ho-oh
Hey Half Life Three-ee
Hey Hey Hey!