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  1. PMM: Yesa!
  2. CDS: ooh... can i join?
  3. PTG: wtf
  4. FUTURE stabbySpades [FSS2] 8008 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
  5. FSS2: what the shitting fuck is going on here
  6. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] suddenly Mariokart. --
  7. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] devil triggers --
  8. PTG: so ur racin to save me the princess
  9. PTG: right
  10. PMM: Oh!
  11. CURRENT NinjaCat [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  12. ...
  13. PMM: Hello dark looking person!
  14. CAO: ((Lemme log onto doomrider just because))
  15. CTD: Yes.
  16. CMT: ...
  17. CTD: Obviously.
  18. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is therefore absolutely speedy as fuck --
  19. ?TC: HONK.
  20. PMM: [[ Oh my god ]]
  21. CTD: NOW GO ON THE WORLD CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU!
  22. ?TC: hooooonk.
  23. CMT: (( FFFFF ))
  24. CDS: ((oh god))
  25. ?TC: :o)
  26. CMT: (( nah nah nah nah ))
  27. FSS2: honk
  28. CTD: (( utilizing mario logic here ))
  29. ?TC: [ it was u ]]
  30. ?TC: [[ :B ]]
  31. FSS2: HONK
  32. FSS2: what
  33. CTD: (( GUY KIDNAPS YOUR GIRLFRIEND MULTIPLE TIMES? PLAY TENNIS WITH HIM ))
  34. PMM: [[ HAHAHA ]]
  35. PMM: [[ Taking a break from saving the world? Have a big complicated boardgame to see who's the best ]]
  36. CDC: wait a minute... whii were iiöu hönking, slick?
  37. FSS2: cuz that other fucker was honking numbnuts
  38. PMM: So, you werea justa honking because he was?
  39. CDC: öh, ökaii.
  40. CTD: Quick! You must kart race quickly or the VERY BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE WILL CRUMBLE UPON US!!!!
  41. PMM: Yes!
  42. CMT: i gotta go
  43. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] starts his engine. --
  44. PMM: Farewell!
  45. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] on his marks --
  46. CMT: bye e'ryone
  47. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] RRPT, where logic goes to die. --
  48. ?KB: Not yet...
  49. ?KB: Nother guy's coming.
  50. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] turns engine off. --
  51. CDS: ...?
  52. PMM: Okie dokie.
  53. CMT ceased responding to memo.
  54. CDC: this is just sillii
  55. ?KB: They say his head's on fire.
  56. ?TC: :o?
  57. PTG: o shit
  58. FSS2, FSS1, CSS ceased responding to memo.
  59. PTG: that guy whose head is on fire is comin
  60. CAO: Oh no...not him...
  61. PMM: [[ Johnny Test? *SHOT TWICE* ]]
  62. CDS: what, ghost rider?
  63. -- CURRENT alaitocObservance [CAO] hides from the oncoming biker --
  64. FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] 30 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
  65. FEB: hi!
  66. PMM: Hello!
  67. CDC: hi jöhn
  68. ?TC: [[ i love this gif http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/TEX1997/tumblr_m0ltmzGkzU1qjo24ko3_400.gif ]]
  69. PTG: heyy jogn
  70. ?TC: HEY MOTHERFUCKER.
  71. ?TC: honk.
  72. ?TC: :o)
  73. FEB: hi everyone!
  74. CBO ceased responding to memo.
  75. FEB: [[ I love that gif too ]]
  76. FEB: what's everyone doing?
  77. CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  78. -- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] runs in --
  79. CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  80. CHS: zzz
  81. PMM: Go karting!
  82. FEB: ...
  83. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] blinks. --
  84. -- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] pounces on miss sheri --
  85. CDC: i'm nöt döing a single thing right nöw
  86. CTG: wake up wake up sleepy head!
  87. CDC: nöt a single. fucking. thing.
  88. PTG: (( hey teenyGamzee, what happened to your old handle? ))
  89. FEB: hehe.
  90. CDS: I'm gonna race these guys
  91. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is out of DT at the moment --
  92. CDS: on foot.
  93. CDS: while they're in go-karts.
  94. FEB: on foot?
  95. CTD: The world is ending. The apocalypse is happening. Everybody is dying.
  96. FEB: wow?
  97. CTG: [[i switched to this because i had a lot of people i didnt want to talk to who knew me on my old handle, to put it lightly.]]
  98. FEB: wow!*
  99. CTD: The obvious solution to this is...
  100. CTD: KART RACING
  101. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] nods --
  102. FEB: yeah obviously!
  103. CTG: [[trying to hide.]]
  104. ??? ceratopterisCeticide [?CC] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  105. ?CC: [[ oh god summoner http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/149360_445365762147222_100000214069130_92084464_1279945612_n.jpg ]]
  106. FEB: but kart racing is so fun
  107. FEB: [[ TG, you could go invisible ]]
  108. CURRENT doomRider [CDR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  109. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] emerges from a screaming multicoloured warp portal tound of bocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnneeeeee11111111 --
  110. CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
  111. CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
  112. CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
  113. FEB: oh my god!
  114. CDS: here he is.
  115. FEB: who's this guy?
  116. ?CC: )(oly
  117. ?CC: Fuck.
  118. PMM: ...
  119. PMM: What in the worlda?
  120. PTG: woh
  121. PTG: omg guyse
  122. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] DTs again --
  123. -- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] covers his ears with his hands --
  124. PTG: u kno what looks like cociane
  125. PTG: salt
  126. CTG: sugar!
  127. FEB: i really doubt you want to snort salt.
  128. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] shudders. --
  129. CDR: I'm fuckin' doomrider!
  130. -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] crashes into the kitchen --
  131. CDR: I do cocaine and my heads on fire!
  132. PMM: This is highly inappropriatea!
  133. CDR: DOOOOM RIDER!!!
  134. CDS: Doomrider, are we all gonna race here or what?
  135. -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] gets the.. salt.. i think --
  136. PMM: There are children!
  137. CDR: Fuck yeah!
  138. PTG: loook coom rider
  139. PTG: i have concaine
  140. CDS: doom rider don't care
  141. FEB: coom?
  142. CTT ceased responding to memo.
  143. PMM: Are we ready to go?
  144. PMM: Let'sa go!
  145. FEB: or does she mean coon rider?
  146. -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] throws the container at DR --
  147. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is ready --
  148. FEB: don't trolls sleep in coons?
  149. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] revs up his daemon bike's engine to the max, it's engine screaming like the souls of the damned --
  150. FEB: oh look doom rider! sa- i mean cocaine!
  151. PTG: cocana cola
  152. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Doomrider --
  153. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] ZOOOOOOOM!!! --
  154. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is DTd, and on his marks --
  155. -- CURRENT doomRider's [CDR'S] bike screams like a thousand orgies --
  156. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] turns out cart. --
  157. CTG ceased responding to memo.
  158. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] on* --
  159. CLS ceased responding to memo.
  160. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] AND GOES. --
  161. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] not nearly as fast as DR though. --
  162. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] drives in after, with the slowest acceleration of the lot, but has massive highspeed --
  163. CDR: Na na na na!
  164. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] sticks his tongue out and does rocker gestures as he zips out ahead --
  165. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] runs at too many miles an hour, keeping up with doomrider --
  166. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is just behind doom rider --
  167. PMM: too bada we don't have any items for this!
  168. PMM: Mama mia!
  169. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] grabs his daemon sword out --
  170. CDR: BUT I GOT THIS!
  171. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] grabs rebellion --
  172. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] slashes at Sparda's tires --
  173. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is on foot --
  174. CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  175. CCG: ...
  176. FEB: um.
  177. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] blocks daemon sword --
  178. CCG: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU.
  179. FEB: i'm not even sure what's going on anymore.
  180. FAC: ...
  181. -- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] just in the goddamn wings. --
  182. PMM: We're racinga!
  183. FAC banned CDR from responding to memo.
  184. CCG: I SWEAR TO GOD.
  185. CCG: JUST
  186. CCG: HOW?
  187. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out ahead. --
  188. ?KB: Hey this is mario kart style racing!
  189. ?KB: Anything goes!
  190. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] attempts to pull in front of Dante. --
  191. FAC: :33 > *ac rubs her temples*
  192. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] grabs a blue shell --
  193. CDC: especiallii when iiöu göt demöns in the race
  194. ?KB: Like this!
  195. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws --
  196. PMM: Oh nooo!
  197. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] stops --
  198. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] gets out of way. --
  199. CURRENT doomRider [CDR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  200. CDR: Whoa man...that shell...it's got like wi-
  201. FEB: um.
  202. FEB: karkat?
  203. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] BOOM --
  204. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] goes again as the shell hits DR --
  205. CTD: Yes.
  206. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out in front again --
  207. CTD: You are saving the world by doing this.
  208. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] pulls off again. --
  209. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] restarts his engines and gets a red shell --
  210. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] is possibly third? Oh no! --
  211. CDR: Up your tail pipe!
  212. PTG: the world
  213. PTG: and
  214. PTG: me ;)
  215. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] throws out in front --
  216. CGC ceased responding to memo.
  217. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] HIT WITH A RED SHELL! --
  218. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] jumps over the shell --
  219. PMM: WAAAH.,
  220. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] throws two more at Dante, to wreck the pretty boy's shit --
  221. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] goes after his kart stops stalling. --
  222. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out banana skins --
  223. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] dodges them --
  224. FEB: ...
  225. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] drops the skins behind him --
  226. FEB: ',:B
  227. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws a blueshell at dante and then gets the STAR --
  228. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] shoots the shell out of the sky --
  229. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] smashes everyone in front of him away with the rainbow star --
  230. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] then smashes dante away --
  231. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] uses LIGHTNING. --
  232. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] FIRST PLACE BITCH --
  233. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] starts flying with his wings --
  234. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] cruises past all the little karts. --
  235. -- ??? kingBowser's [?KB'S] invincibility fades just as the lightning goes off --
  236. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] or riders, rather. --
  237. CEM ceased responding to memo.
  238. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] epic multi boost mushroom --
  239. -- PAST marioMario [PMM] accidentally slides completely off the road. --
  240. PMM ceased responding to memo.
  241. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out some mushrooms, throws them away. --
  242. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out some dime bags --
  243. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] stuff s them in his engine --
  244. CDS: ...
  245. FEB: um.
  246. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] GETS THE MOTHER OF ALL ACCELERATION BOOSTS --
  247. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] goes up to just below the rafters --
  248. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] swoops at a speed way faster than the sound barrier --
  249. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] still just ',:B at all of this. --
  250. PTG: o
  251. CDS: BOOOM!
  252. PTG: marios gone
  253. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] still faster than DS because his bike is powered by "white stuff" --
  254. -- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shrugs --
  255. PTG: world === doomed
  256. CDS: no it isn't- i'm still here
  257. FEB: i thought dante was- yeah!
  258. FEB: he's a good guy!
  259. CDR: SSSSNOOOOOOOOWWWWW PPPOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
  260. FEB: and i think dr is on his own seperate team..
  261. ?TC: i dont motherfucking follow this.
  262. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] throws a blue shell at doom rider --
  263. ?TC: )o:
  264. CHS ceased responding to memo.
  265. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] goes up on a ramp with hands out in rocker style --
  266. CDR: I
  267. CDR: DO
  268. CDR: CO
  269. CDR: CAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
  270. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] the shell hits him halfway through "Caine" --
  271. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] speeds past --
  272. CDC: this is reallii awesöme.
  273. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] restarts his engine and uses a cunning plan, lightning --
  274. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] drops some more banana skins --
  275. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] oh no you don't! --
  276. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] just. --
  277. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] gets out the bullet bill and speeds past everyone --
  278. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] sits and watches the race. --
  279. FEB: hey roxy.
  280. FEB: what's going on?
  281. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] star power motherfuckers! --
  282. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws green shells behind him as the bullet bill carries him to first place --
  283. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is in the air, green shells won't hit him --
  284. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out his special item --
  285. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] the blast master --
  286. PTG: theyre reacing to see who gets me
  287. PTG: and the world or somthin
  288. FEB: o-oh.
  289. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] nope not jealous. --
  290. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] >_> --
  291. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] gets out his special item: Nevan --
  292. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] which looks like the result of a drunken one night stand between an electric guitar and a plasma cannon. --
  293. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] which is like lightning, but shrinks everyone else in the race --
  294. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] speeds past tiny bowser --
  295. ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  296. ?CG: HEY.
  297. CDC: hi
  298. FEB: hi karkat!
  299. PTG: heyy karkie
  300. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] starts a bitching rock number that tears up the terrain in all directions with a cascade of violet shockwaves and beams and orbs, causing widespread rocker mayhem, fueled by the one thing that doomrider loves --
  301. ?CG: HEY LALONDE.
  302. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] COCAINNNNE --
  303. ?CG: ...
  304. ?CG: OH MY GOD.
  305. ?CG: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
  306. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] rides the shockwaves like a pro --
  307. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] this makes him even faster --
  308. PTG: racin
  309. PTG: for me
  310. PTG: + world
  311. CDS: thanks for that, bro
  312. ?CG: I FEEL LIKE I JUST STEPPED INTO THE PITS OF HELL OR SOMETHING.
  313. ?CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE A RACE OVER YOU?
  314. ?CG: NO OFFENSE.
  315. PTG: cos im the rox duh
  316. ?CG: YEAH HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
  317. ?CG: THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE PSYCHOS.
  318. ?CG: UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING?
  319. PTG: ;)
  320. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] drives past with another bullet bill --
  321. ?CG: UGH DON'T FUCKING WINK AT ME.
  322. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] flips off dante as he passes him --
  323. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] gets ceberus out, uses it to freeze everyone --
  324. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] looks. --
  325. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] bullet bill invulnerability --
  326. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] holy shit, giant dog. --
  327. CDS: ((nope, 3-club nunchucks))
  328. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] this calls for extreme measures --
  329. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] or that ]] --
  330. -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] yes this is dog yes this is dog yes this is dog --
  331. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] grabs an entire hundred pound bag of "snow" --
  332. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] Pfffft --
  333. CDR: BY THE POWER OF COCAAAIIIINNNNEEEE!!!
  334. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] dunks it into his fuel tank --
  335. -- FUTURE arsenicCatnips [FAC] .... no --
  336. ?CG: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DRUG AND ADDICT.
  337. ?CG: GOD.
  338. ?CG: THIS..
  339. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] agni and rudra, uses them as a sort of real massive boost --
  340. ?CG: WHAT THE HELL?
  341. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets the most insane speed boost ever --
  342. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] his boost is even more insane due to the fact he's now approaching lightspeed --
  343. -- CURRENT doomRider's [CDR'S] bike seems to turn into a guided rocket with a cackling flaming headed daemon riding it. --
  344. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] will not be outdone! --
  345. FEB: .....
  346. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] hmm.. --
  347. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] straps on fifty bullet bills onto his kart --
  348. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] FFWWWOOOOOOOOOSH --
  349. -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] aLSO, gETTING, tHE FUCK, oUT OF HERE, --
  350. FEB ceased responding to memo.
  351. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] hits lightspeed, starts actually going back in time --
  352. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] engages warpspeed! --
  353. ?CG: I REMEMBER WHEN THIS PLACE USED TO MAKE- ACTUALLY NO, THAT WOULD BE LYING.
  354. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 10, FUCKERS! --
  355. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] uses the power of the star rod! --
  356. ?CG: IT NEVER MADE SENSE.
  357. CDC: i just like tö bask in the insanitii
  358. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] warp 10.1 --
  359. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 11! --
  360. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] goes into kitchen. --
  361. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] gets a glass of water. --
  362. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] warp 11.1 --
  363. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 413! --
  364. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] actually fuck this teleports to the finish line --
  365. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] instead of drinking it, he kind of splashes it into his face. --
  366. -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets off his bike, WINNER! --
  367. ?CG: REFRESHING.
  368. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] was already there --
  369. CDS: nope
  370. CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  371. CGC: NOP3.4V1
  372. CDS: you are... second
  373. CCG: AS USUAL.
  374. ?CG: HEY PYROPE.
  375. -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] sits on the couch. --
  376. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] was there before the both of them --
  377. CGC: H3LLO
  378. CDC: hi Terezi
  379. ?KB: Actually
  380. ?KB: You both lost.
  381. ?CG: CANCER, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I WITNESSED?
  382. ?KB: Har har har!
  383. -- FUTURE arsenicCatnips [FAC] technically you all godmodded so no one wins :B --
  384. CDS: yeah, but remember, I didn't even have a vehicle
  385. PTG: so
  386. -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] untriggers --
  387. PTG: who won lol
  388. CGC: 1 4PP34R3D 4T TH3 F1N1SH L1N3 >:]
  389. ?KB: Alright now where's the princess?
  390. PTG: rigth here
  391. ?CG: SHE'S NOT HERE, IDIOT.
  392. -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] puts princess dress on KB --
  393. ?CG: ..
  394. PTG: no the princecss is me
  395. ?CG: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
  396. ?CG: OH MY GOD.
  397. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] burns it off of him --
  398. CDS: ...
  399. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] then gets the koopa troop --
  400. ?CG: PYROPE.
  401. ?CG: THAT WAS GOOD.
  402. ?KB: Now to do what we do best.
  403. CGC: >:]
  404. CGC: GOOMB4 STOMP1N
  405. -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] absconds with Roxy like Peach. --