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- <moaker> So I was at the grocery store today
- <moaker> and this girl fucking trys to accuse me of stealing from the store
- <moaker> even thought the bitch distracted me, and ringed in the wrong total,
- <moaker> i mean it was fucking gay.
- <moaker> i thought she didn't notice, and she didn't at first
- <moaker> but then she comes at me right when i walk and and goes " are you gonna pay for those groceries too?!?!?"
- <moaker> and I look at her and look at the cart and go "What groceries."
- <moaker> ohh yeah, my bad,
- <moaker> dumb bitch, ringign in the wrong total and distracting me before i put them on the thing with your stupid water carton sticker
- <moaker> stick them on the fucking machine or something ill grab them later
- <moaker> better yet, why the fuck do i even need stickers obviouslyim not going to steal water i just got the recipt right here
- <moaker> and the exit is fucking 5 meters THAT WAY
- <moaker> right? FuCK BITCH U JUST SEEN ME BUY IT!!!!!!
- <moaker> interrupts me
- <moaker> you know how many times i have to tell the damn cashier whats going on
- <moaker> every fucking time
- <moaker> here scan the items, GIVE ME A FUCKING BAG
- <moaker> bitch, thanks
- <moaker> no, ill just WALK with 2 extra large deluxe pizza boxes and 4 gallons of milk
- <moaker> and a fucking shit load of miscelaneous items
- <moaker> i dont need BAGS... wtf? ill just stick that shit under neath my swater and the recipt in my arase too
- <moaker> or
- <moaker> "would you like the recipt??? FUCK NO I wouldnt like the recipt
- <moaker> i alewady finished goin out the FUCKING DOOR or im 8 feet away
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