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  1. <moaker> So I was at the grocery store today
  2. <moaker> and this girl fucking trys to accuse me of stealing from the store
  3. <moaker> even thought the bitch distracted me, and ringed in the wrong total,
  4. <moaker> i mean it was fucking gay.
  5. <moaker> i thought she didn't notice, and she didn't at first
  6. <moaker> but then she comes at me right when i walk and and goes " are you gonna pay for those groceries too?!?!?"
  7. <moaker> and I look at her and look at the cart and go "What groceries."
  8. <moaker> ohh yeah, my bad,
  9. <moaker> dumb bitch, ringign in the wrong total and distracting me before i put them on the thing with your stupid water carton sticker
  10. <moaker> stick them on the fucking machine or something ill grab them later
  11. <moaker> better yet, why the fuck do i even need stickers obviouslyim not going to steal water i just got the recipt right here
  12. <moaker> and the exit is fucking 5 meters THAT WAY
  13. <moaker> right? FuCK BITCH U JUST SEEN ME BUY IT!!!!!!
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  16. <moaker> interrupts me
  17. <moaker> you know how many times i have to tell the damn cashier whats going on
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  19. <moaker> every fucking time
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  21. <moaker> here scan the items, GIVE ME A FUCKING BAG
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  23. <moaker> bitch, thanks
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  25. <moaker> no, ill just WALK with 2 extra large deluxe pizza boxes and 4 gallons of milk
  26. <moaker> and a fucking shit load of miscelaneous items
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  28. <moaker> i dont need BAGS... wtf? ill just stick that shit under neath my swater and the recipt in my arase too
  29. <moaker> or
  30. <moaker> "would you like the recipt??? FUCK NO I wouldnt like the recipt
  31. <moaker> i alewady finished goin out the FUCKING DOOR or im 8 feet away
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