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Day Maximum Over-rustle in Equestria

Mar 21st, 2013
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  1. >Day maximum over-rustle in Equestria..
  2. >You shit, bathe and shave.
  3. >You walk down the stairs and make some breakfast, and eat.
  4. >Once you finish, you pull a chair and sit in front of the door on your patio.
  5. >Get today's fetish over with so you can get shit done.
  6. >Can't just leave your house without her guessing your fetish or else she breaks in and starts huffin your underwear.
  7. >So you sit, and wait.. and wait.. and wait some more.
  8. >It's been 3 hours waiting, and she FINALLY knocks on the door..
  9. >You open it and look at the small yellow mare, with some sort of 5ft ceramic dildo..
  10. >Fluttershy "Are huge cocks your-"
  11. >You slam the door, nope.avi.
  12. >You wait for a while in the chair to hear the sound of her trotting away.
  13. >She eventually does.. after a good hour or so
  14. >So you put the chair back, and walk out the door to get some groceries.
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  16. >Entering the market however, you notice that almost everyp0ny is pissed and upset..
  17. >As if their jimmies were rustled.
  18. >You go around and look for the tomato's, and eventually find the tomato stand.
  19. >The mare vendor of the stand, throws a tomato at you however. She screams at you 'GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK HUMAN..'
  20. >You wipe the tomato off and walk away.. what the hell is up with her?
  21. >The same thing happens at the cherry stand, lettuce stand..
  22. >Even Applejack, bucks several apples at you, screaming so loud you can hardly understand her.
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  27. >You head over to Twilights, she slams the door in your face..
  28. >Spike who walks past you breathes fire at you and storms off away from you.
  29. >More and more aggravated looks from p0nies around.. you head off to RD's..
  30. >Once you reach there, you see she's flying around her home.
  31. Hey Rainbow Dash!
  32. >She spots you out and immediately kicks a cloud, striking lightning at you.
  33. >'Get away from me you creep!'
  34. >What the fuck is going on?!
  35. >You head home, taking shit from all the other ponies..
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  37. >You eventually reach your door, and you open it to see that your shit everywhere..
  38. >Fluttershy broke into your place again, all of your undergarments are on the floor, nailed to the walls..
  39. >All of your t-shirts are hung on the spinning ceiling fan..
  40. >You sack out on the couch and wonder.. what is it you did? Did you smell bad? Did you say something?
  41. >You eventually just take a nap and dream it off..
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  43. >You're awakened with a knock at the door..
  44. >You check the time, it's 7:09pm,
  45. >You open the door to see the little mare again..
  46. What were the rules Fluttershy.. One fetish guess per day or I Percy Harvin kick-return you away..
  47. >She hushes you and signals you to come with her.
  48. >You're heavily interested.. so you do.
  49. >It's pitch dark outside.. and you eventually reach a burnt out street lamp.. the silence from the walk is broken by Fluttershy.
  50. >'Are rustled jimmies your fetish Anon? I managed to over-rustle everyone in town for your amusement! You like it?"
  51. >The street lamp flickers on and <picrelated> appears under the street lamp..
  52. >"Da.. ddy?"
  53. JESUS CHRIST FLUTTERSHY..
  54. >Maximum over-rustle activated..
  55. >You perform a Harvin kick-return on Fluttershy, sending her faar off into the night sky..
  56. >Fucking Fluttershy.. some serious bad feels..
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