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Rainbro Confesses

Mar 7th, 2012
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  1.  
  2. >Be mid afternoon
  3. >Be running with Rainbro around the lake in Ponyville Park
  4. >She's got the lead on ya but you're a crafty little sucker.
  5. "Is that Spitfire over there?"
  6. >"Huh?! Where?"
  7. >Boom she hits a tree.
  8. >You zoom past her to your little makeshift finish line.
  9. "Aww yeah I win again!"
  10. >Rainbro shakes the stars away from her head and walks up to you
  11. >"Hey that's cheating!"
  12. "You have wings?"
  13. >"So?"
  14. "Wiiiiiiings."
  15. >You draw out the word
  16. >"Yeah well my legs were as long as yours I wouldn't need wings."
  17. >The two of you continue to argue back and forth not noticing Flutterrape sneaking up on you two from behind a bush.
  18. >Her sudden squeak cuts your argument short
  19. >The two of you, knowing you heard the squeak, turn to where it came from.
  20. >"Oh...drat."
  21. >Fluttershy takes off running when she realizes she's been spotted.
  22. >Lol stupid rapist horse
  23. "So, wanna head back to my place? Get this bro's day out back on track?"
  24. >She seems to wince at the word bro but you don't notice.
  25. >"Yeah...uh...sure Anon."
  26. >With your bro in tow you head back to your house for some good ol movies and more than likely booze.
  27.  
  28. >You arrive at your place an hour later to see that its been set ablaze.
  29. >peagsi are frantically getting rain clouds gathered over your house to put out the fire.
  30. >by the time its all said and done you're house has burned to ash.
  31. >you sit there, your brain processing the loads of fuck you've just seen.
  32. >Everything you've gathered over your time in ponyville, gone.
  33. >The picture you had in your wallet of your folks has probably burned away too.
  34. >Well today just really isn't your day.
  35. >You don't even notice Rainbro trying to get your attention.
  36.  
  37. >"Damn it Anon snap out of it.
  38. >Hoof to cheek
  39. "Wha...huzza..?"
  40. >Oh right your house just burned down.
  41. >Fuck.
  42. >You don't even get up to look as fluttershy comes bounding over to you two.
  43. >"Oh Anon, that's too bad about your house. Maybe you can stay with me?"
  44. >You turn to her and stare her down
  45. >Motherfucking rage initiated
  46. >Your stare scares Flutters so much she takes off like a bat outta hell.
  47. >"Anon..."
  48. >Rainbro puts a hand on your shoulder
  49. >She knows about your family photo
  50. >It was the only keepsake you had on you when you first arrived in Ponyville
  51. >You'd tell your bro stories about life before Equestria
  52. >For the most part she seemed happy you were away from such a corrupt society but still pity for not being able to see your family.
  53. >"Hey, you can stay with me Anon. I've got ya till you're back on your feet."
  54. >God damn your Rainbro is awesome.
  55. "How the hell am I going to stay at your place? Isn't it a cloud home?"
  56. >"Well that'd be an issue if we didn't have a unicorn that knew a cloud walking spell, but we do."
  57. >She offers a brofist but your sad sack ass returns it with little enthusiasm.
  58.  
  59. >The two of you take one last look at the ashes of your home before making your way to the library.
  60. >When you two get there and explain to Twilight what happened she's more than happy to help you out.
  61. >After she finishes her spell on you she informs you that you've got to come and see her every week in order to renew the spell so you don't accidentally fall to your death one morning.
  62. >It's fine, you'll be getting to chill with your bro daily now rather than every other day.
  63. >You beam over at Rainbow letting her know you're going to try to make the best of the situation.
  64. >Before you leave Twilight offers you the use of her balloon which you readily accept.
  65. >As the two of you make your way out of Twilight's library you see one of Celestia's guards approach you.
  66. >He introduces himself as the one put in charge of finding out how your house burnt down.
  67. >There's suspicion that arson was the cause of the blaze.
  68. >You thank him letting him know you appreciate his efforts.
  69. >With Twilight's ballon at the ready you and Dash make your way to her place.
  70.  
  71. >Slow
  72. >Slow
  73. >God damn it why is this so slow?
  74. >You're in the right direction, you're making your way there, but you're going at maybe 7 miles per hour at best.
  75. >Rainbow is getting a bit impatient herself and decides it'd be best to have you tie a rope around her and have her fly you there.
  76. >You readily accept.
  77. >After what feels like only minutes you two make it to her home in the clouds.
  78. >Finally, it would have taken you the entire day to get there at the rate you were going prior to Rainbow's intervention.
  79. >You set yourself down and leave the safety of the basket
  80. >Oh shit you aren't falling to your death
  81. >You wish you could thank Celestia for having a student who wasn't a complete retard.
  82. >"So Anon, how're you holdin up?"
  83. "I could get used to this.....everything looks kick ass from us here."
  84. >"You see why I chose the clouds? Awesome p0nies like myself deserve a view like this. Anything else would be so boring."
  85. >sometimes you forget your bro has an inflated ego
  86. >You'd like to say something about it but she's the reason why you aren't homeless.
  87.  
  88. >Rainbow laughs, she probably knows you wanna try to knock her down a peg or two.
  89. >"What's wrong Anon? Can't take this awesome? Is it too much for ya?"
  90. >Okay now she's just asking for it.
  91. "Coming from a pegasi who can't even do a Sonic Ranboom that isn't saying much."
  92. >"Pffft yeah right I can do those in my sleep."
  93. >She pokerfaces the fuck up after she says that
  94. >You laugh a little.
  95. >"Oh okay Anon I see how it is, get ready to eat those words."
  96. >She takes off in to the sky.
  97. >she keeps going up and up and up until she becomes a small cyan speck against the blue sky
  98. >It's almost impossible to make her out until she starts her dive.
  99. >Holy shit she's comin in fast.
  100. >Bam she dives right past you.
  101. >You look down to see her rapidly descending
  102. > when she's about 100 yards away she does it.
  103. >The brilliant display of color and shockwave knocks you on your ass.
  104. >You thank your lucky stars that her cloud home sits on a fairly large cloud or else you could kiss your ass goodbye.
  105. >You see her zoom through the sky leaving a trail of Rainbow behind herself
  106. >You stand up and cheer forgetting it was your taunting that drover her to perform this stunt.
  107.  
  108. >You watch her continue to do random stunts in the skies above you
  109. >You don't notice how many hours have passed until you realize the only thing you see is her Rainboom trail.
  110. >She decides that enough is enough
  111. >she finally finishes her littler performance and lands next to you.
  112. >"How was that for a damn Sonic Rainboom Anon?"
  113. "Okay, okay I get it you're awesome."
  114. >You smile down at her
  115. "Remind me why you're not in the Wonderbolts again?"
  116. >She blushes at your comments, luckily for her you can't really make it out due to it being dark as fuck.
  117. >She leads you in to her house, being sure to cut on the lights for you.
  118. >You gotta say she's living it up. You wish your house could have looked half as good as this.
  119. >"Here let me give ya the grand tour."
  120. >she goes around telling ya where everything is.
  121. >after that she leads you to the guest bedroom.
  122. >"And here's where you can off load your shit Anon."
  123. ".....What shit?"
  124. >"Oh...right....sorry."
  125. "It's all good bro."
  126. >You don't see her grimace at the word 'bro.'
  127. >"Hey Anon, I gotta little somethin up here you'd love, want some?"
  128. >You assume she's referring to booze.
  129. >Why the hell not your day didn't exactly go the way you wanted it to.
  130. >She brings you to her room.
  131.  
  132. >"Whoa wait a minute Anon....heheh give me a moment."
  133. >She takes off in to her room and slams the door.
  134. >You put your ear up to the door and hear things being shuffled around items being picked up and probably stuffed in to other places.
  135. >You wait
  136. >And wait
  137. >Boom door opens
  138. >"Come on in Anon."
  139. >She leaps over to her bed and lies down.
  140. >"Come and get it."
  141. >Wait huh?
  142. >Your bro is lying back on her bed with a look of determination on her face.
  143. ".....come and get what?"
  144. >"The booze?"
  145. >She points to her right and you turn to see she's got various bottles of liquor on top of a cloud shaped mini fridge
  146. >Oh god you're an idiot you actually thought your bro was gonna invite you to some interspecies fun time.
  147. >You laugh and shake your head
  148. >You make your way to her stash and pop open a few tops.
  149. >"Cheers."
  150. "To what?"
  151. >".....being bros?"
  152. "Hell yeah I'll toast to that."
  153. >the two of you clink your bottles
  154. >lo and behold another competition starts
  155. >The two of you race to see who can down their bottles first.
  156. >You stand up and pump your fists in to the air when you've downed your bottle.
  157. >Dash lets out a groan and stops
  158. >"Damn it Anon why do you always win?"
  159. "Cause I'm awesome."
  160.  
  161. >The two of you continue your little competition despite your victory.
  162. >Soon half her stash is gone and both of you are drunk as fuck.
  163. >"Ya know Anon....I could get used to...to this. Bein up here with my favorite human....drunk..."
  164. "Haaaaa I'm the only human you know."
  165. >"Shut up! That's not the point!"
  166. >Dash is looking you dead in the eyes when she says this.
  167. "Whoa...whoa dash where did this come from?"
  168. >She sighs and turns away from you
  169. >"It's nothing. I'm just drunk is all. Don't mind me."
  170. "Come on Dash, we're bros....you can *hic* tell me anything."
  171. >"It's nothing Anon, can we *hic* please drop it and drink some more?"
  172. >You feel it nagging in the back of your mind
  173. >You decide that if she's not wanting to say it now then its best to just wait.
  174. >You hand her another bottle and you pretty much forget what the two of you were just talking about.
  175. >The night continues with the two of you drinking with a hell of a lot less vocal Rainbow Dash.
  176. >It isn't until the two of you have downed 3/4 of your stash before she speaks again.
  177.  
  178. >"Hey *hic* Anon?"
  179. "Yeah?"
  180. >"Wha...what do you see me as?"
  181. "I see you as my bro."
  182. >"See...see *hic* that right there!"
  183. "What?"
  184. >"The word bro!"
  185. "If it's getting you *hic* like this then I'll stop using it."
  186. >"That's not enough Anon....."
  187. "What do you *hic* mean that's not enough?"
  188. >"I....I can't be your bro anymore...."
  189. "What are you saying?"
  190. >You feel like you're being thrown for a loop at this point.
  191. >What does she mean when she's talking like this.
  192. >The two of you've been bros since she saved your sorry ass from Fluttershy's 10th attempt which was almost a year ago.
  193. >What could be messing with here this.....oh
  194. >How could you not of realized this before
  195. >You've read up on your biology on pegasi thanks to Twilight's insistence on you getting to know how p0nies work.
  196. >When you skimmed over the section regarding wings it drew you in.
  197. >Over the year Rainbow's wings seemed to extend whenever she was around you.
  198. >But your stupid ass always chalked it up to be stress.
  199. >Even if you don't believe you'll go home again
  200. >Even if you will die alone.
  201. >You feel that you can't do this.
  202. >"Well Anon?"
  203. "I.....you...*hic*"
  204. >"I bucking *hic* love you Anon and I have for a long time!"
  205. >Any residual thoughts that could diminish that this is nothing more than drunken banter is now gone.
  206. "I'm...sorry Rainbow...but...but I don't feel the same way....I..I only see you as a bro."
  207. >The word bro seems to make her fucking lose it.
  208. >"Get out..."
  209. ".....*hic* huh...?"
  210. >"I *hic* said get out!"
  211.  
  212. >She's pointing towards her door.
  213. >As you get up you feel you can't look her in the eye
  214. >If you did you'd see she'd been crying.
  215. >with your head hung down you make your way out in to the hallway
  216. >The cloud door does no justice in muffling her sobs
  217. >You really feel like shit, but its how you were raised.
  218. >Being brought up to believe that loving something that isn't human is disgusting is what you've got imprinted in to your mind.
  219. >You start to recall some of the moments the two of you have spent together
  220. >All the blushing, the wing extensions, her shuddering when she was around you
  221. >Your dumb ass has been dragging her along for quite some time
  222. >You really feel like shit now, doesn't help that you're drunk.
  223. >You stumble through the darkened hallway to the guest room
  224. >You hope she only meant for you to get out of her room as you make your way inside.
  225. >You flop down on the cloud bed.
  226. >You'd recall Rainbow telling you how comfortable cloud beds are, but with the way things are now you can't really enjoy it.
  227. >You hope sleep comes easy
  228. >Your mind makes you think otherwise
  229. >after what feels like hours sleep finally claims you.
  230. >As you drift off your last waking moments are spent thinking of a way you can hopefully savage what you have.
  231.  
  232.  
  233. >END
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