T 1408947442 18<Fortress>	So uh...how much do I have to pay to make you join me in TA?
T 1408947784 20<Varangian>30	A gorillion dollars
T 1408947791 18<Fortress>	C'mon man
T 1408947794 18<Fortress>	It'll be awesome
T 1408947796 18<Fortress>	Don't be like that
T 1408947809 20<Varangian>30	It's mostly because I don't want to get gangraped
T 1408947817 18<Fortress>	fucking pussy
T 1408947824 18<Fortress>	I thought you were a berserker
T 1408947826 18<Fortress>	You let me down
T 1408947866 20<Varangian>30	I dunno if we get more people like giant, I'll hop ship
T 1408947873 20<Varangian>30	Join the TA
T 1408947877 18<Fortress>	C'mon man, if you join now
T 1408947880 18<Fortress>	More people will follow
T 1408947883 18<Fortress>	We just need like
T 1408947887 18<Fortress>	2-4 people tops
T 1408947890 18<Fortress>	And we'll rape everything
T 1408947895 18<Fortress>	Since we'll have the bad guys on our side
T 1408947912 18<Fortress>	It's a great campaign!
T 1408947917 18<Fortress>	Don't miss it! 50% discount!
T 1408947922 20<Varangian>30	Kek
T 1408947931 20<Varangian>30	I'll think on it
T 1408947945 18<Fortress>	Huh. Can't believe that actually worked...
T 1408947952 18<Fortress>	I mean
T 1408947953 18<Fortress>	Yeah
T 1408947956 18<Fortress>	You should.
T 1408948006 20<Varangian>30	So why me though?
T 1408948040 18<Fortress>	Why you? Well...I certainly wouldn't ask anyone I don't like to join me. I don't dislike you, so there's that.
T 1408948048 18<Fortress>	And you're, like, the only other melee suit
T 1408948057 20<Varangian>30	kek