pastaman

[18:58:32] <Roget> Djoric she doesn't really have much of a voice on tales, I wouldn't worry about it. Troy is the bossman there
[18:59:13] <Dmatix> > Implying Troy doesn't control every aspect of our lives, current, past and future
[18:59:18] <Dmatix> > All of eternity
[18:59:24] <Djoric> What Dmatix said on that
[18:59:28] <Zyn> Mmm, pesto.
[18:59:54] <Dmatix> Especially our pesto, Zyn. Troy is in your pesto.
[18:59:56] <Dmatix> Watching.
[18:59:59] <Dmatix> Learning.
[19:00:00] <Dmatix> Adapting.
[19:00:31] * Zyn spit take
[19:00:31] <Dmatix> *Nibbling...*
[19:00:52] <Dmatix> And now he's in the air around you.
[19:00:59] * Zyn eyes pesto vinaigrette
[19:01:12] <Dmatix> In the very pesto-vinaigrette-spit atoms.
[19:01:26] <Dmatix> That is his favorite place to be.
[19:01:37] <Djoric> Dammit now we need this as a scip
[19:01:44] <Reject> no djoric nooo D:
[19:02:03] <Dmatix> He Who Dwells In Pesto
[19:02:23] <Djoric> Yes
[19:02:24] <Reject> His Greenness
[19:02:28] <Djoric> this must be a thing
[19:02:58] <Dmatix> His High Sauciness, The Sandwich Supreme.
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[19:03:17] <Djoric> He Who  Determines Flavor
[19:03:56] <Dmatix> The Dancer on the Buds, Seducer of Tongues.
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[19:04:31] <Djoric> We must be stopped
[19:04:51] <Dmatix> How can we stop...
[19:05:01] <Dmatix> The Breaded Crusader?
[19:05:05] <Djoric> GASP
[19:05:21] <Dmatix> The Paladin of Pasta?
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[19:05:35] <Zyn> My lunch.
[19:05:53] <Dmatix> Also that, among his many titles.
[19:06:06] <Dmatix> Breaded Crusader, Paladin of Pasta, Zyn's Lunch.
[19:06:23] <Reject> just leave He Who Tops Fettuccine out for like two days, he'll off himself
[19:06:56] <Dmatix> Fool! That will only make him deadlier, if less delicious.
[19:08:29] <Zyn> That would actually be pretty cool as an SCP, though
[19:08:34] <Zyn> pesto paladin
[19:08:39] <Roget> dibs
[19:08:51] <Reject> that sounds like a character from Adventure TIme
[19:08:57] <Zyn> Maybe instead of inflicting plagues, he causes indigestion and constipation
[19:08:59] <Zyn> I mean
[19:09:07] <Zyn> Have you ever had a really bad bout of indigestion?
[19:09:11] <Zyn> Shit hurts like hell, man.
[19:09:45] <Zyn> I've actually blacked out from stomach pains. I woke up on the floor of the bathroom, and I thought I was dead because the lights were off and the only thing I could see was this narrow strip of yellow
[19:09:54] <Zyn> Which turned out to be the crack of light under the door.
[19:10:08] <Dmatix> No dibs for you, Roget. Pesto Paladin is a trademark of Double D International!
[19:10:17] <Roget> Zyn having an intestinal condition flare-up at the same time is just the worst thing ever
[19:10:26] <Roget> Dmatix shush I'm totally gonna write this tomorrow
[19:10:33] * Reject is now known as Dinner
[19:10:53] <Dmatix> S'my idea, jerk! You'll just make about Atari anyway.
[19:10:56] <Djoric> Wait
[19:10:59] <Djoric> Wait
[19:11:12] <Djoric> We could incorporate the Pesto Paladin
[19:11:20] <Djoric> into an Isabel and Emma storyline
[19:11:42] <Roget> Djoric I'll write it so you can use it
[19:11:49] <Dmatix> Only if it's an alias of a Saturn Deer-ran food conspiracy.
[19:12:28] <Djoric> Man if someone actually uses Isabel and Emma as an easter egg in a Wondertainment scip it will make my life
[19:13:03] <Roget> Dmatix I will toss a reference in for you
[19:13:17] <Dmatix> You'll just make it suck though...